“Madam, your husband is sick. I’m lovesick, I’m incurably sick. There’s no medicine that can heal me, I beg for your remedy!” “My men, your Emperor is having a relapse. Bring the ...

  ”Lady, your husband has fallen ill! Its lovesickness and hes terminally ill, its a disease with no cure. Please save him!””Someone come here and help him, your Lord has fallen sic...