Part 1 (1/2)
Death of a Hussy.
by M.C. Beaton.
Synopsis:
Finding out who set a rich tart's car on fire while she was still in it requires all Scottish Police Constable Hamish Macbeth's extraordinary common sense and insight into human nature. When it comes to solving a murder, Hamish lets no gra.s.s grow under his feet-not even when the killer appears to be the wrong person entirely.
ONE.
In the Highlands in the country places In the Highlands in the country places Where the old plain men have rosy faces, Where the old plain men have rosy faces, And the young fair maidens And the young fair maidens -Quiet eyes. -Quiet eyes. R. L. STEVENSON R. L. STEVENSON You might have known people really do dress up for dinner in the Highlands.” Maggie Baird s.h.i.+fted her large bulk irritably in the driving seat and crashed the gears horribly.
Beside her in the pa.s.senger seat of the battered Renault 5, her niece, Alison Kerr, sat in miserable silence. Her Aunt. Maggie had already gone on and on and on on about Alison's shabby appearance before they left the house. Alison had tried to protest that, had she been warned about this dinner invitation to Tommel Castle, she would have washed and set her hair and possibly bought a new dress. As it was, her black hair was lank and greasy and she wore a plain navy skirt and a white blouse. about Alison's shabby appearance before they left the house. Alison had tried to protest that, had she been warned about this dinner invitation to Tommel Castle, she would have washed and set her hair and possibly bought a new dress. As it was, her black hair was lank and greasy and she wore a plain navy skirt and a white blouse.
As Maggie Baird mangled the car on its way to Tommel Castle-that is, she seemed to wrench the gears a lot and stamp down on the footbrake for no apparent reason at all-Alison sat and brooded on her bad luck.
Life had seemed to take on new hope and meaning when her mother's sister, Maggie Baird, had descended on the hospital where Alison was recovering from lung cancer in Bristol. Alison's parents were both dead. She had, when they were alive, heard little about this Mrs. Maggie Baird, except, ”We don't talk about her, dear, and want to have nothing to do with her.”
When she had thought she was about to die, Alison had written to Maggie. After all, Maggie appeared to be her only surviving relative and there should be at least one person to arrange the funeral. Maggie had swept into the patient's lounge, exuding a strong air of maternal warmth. Alison would come with her to her new home in the Highlands and convalesce.
And so Alison had been borne off to Maggie's large sprawling bungalow home on the hills overlooking the sea outside the village of Lochdubh in Sutherland in the very north of Scotland.
The first week had been pleasant. The bungalow was overcarpeted, overwarm, and overfurnished. But there was an efficient housekeeper-what in the old days would have been called a maid of all work-who came up from the village every day to clean and cook. This treasure was called Mrs. Todd and although Alison was thirty-one, Mrs. Todd treated her like a little girl and made her special cakes for afternoon tea.
By the second week Alison longed to escape from the house. Maggie herself went down to the village to do the shopping but she would never take Alison. Eventually all that maternal warmth faded, to be replaced by a carping b.i.t.c.hiness. Alison, still feeling weak and dazed and gutless after her recent escape from death, could not stand up to her aunt and endured the increasing insults in a morose silence.
Then had come the invitation to dinner from the Halburton-Smythes, local landowners, who lived out on the far side of the village at Tommel Castle, and Maggie had not told her about their going until the very last minute, hence the lank hair and the blouse and skirt.
Maggie crashed the gears again as they went up a steep hill. Alison winced. What a way to treat a car! If she herself could only drive! Oh, to be able to go racing up and over the mountains and to be free and not immured in the centrally heated prison that was Maggie's bungalow. Of course, Alison should just leave and get a job somewhere, but the doctors had told her to take it easy for at least six months and somehow she felt too drained of energy to even try to escape from Maggie. She was terrified of a recurrence of cancer. It was all very well for other people to point out that these days cancer need not be a terminal illness. Alison had had a small part of her lung removed. She was terribly aware of it, imagining a great hole lurking inside her chest. She longed daily for a cigarette and often refused to believe that a diet of forty cigarettes a day had contributed to her illness.
Maggie swung the little red car between two imposing gate posts and up a well-kept drive.
Alison braced herself. What would these people be like?
Priscilla Halburton-Smythe pushed the food around her plate and wished the evening would end. She did not like Maggie Baird, who, resplendent in a huge green and gold caftan, was eating with relish. Her voice was 'county' as she talked to Colonel Halburton-Smythe about the iniquities of poachers, and only Alison knew that Maggie had a talent for sounding knowledgeable on all sorts of subjects she knew little about.
I can't quite make her out, thought Priscilla. She's a great fat woman and quite nasty to that little niece of hers and yet Daddy is going on like an Edwardian gallant. He seems quite taken with her.
She looked again at Alison. Alison Kerr was a thin girl-well, possibly in her thirties, but such a waif that it was hard to think of her as a woman. She had thick horn-rimmed gla.s.ses, and her black hair fell in two wings s.h.i.+elding most of her face. She had very good skin, very pale, almost trans-luscent. Priscilla flashed a smile at Alison who scowled and looked at her plate.
Priscilla was everything Alison despised. She was beautiful in a cool poised way with s.h.i.+ning pale gold hair worn in a simple style. Her scarlet silk dress with the ruffled Spanish sleeves must have cost a fortune. Her voice was charming and amused.
I would be charming and amused if I lived in a castle and had doting parents, thought Alison bitterly. I know what that smile meant. She's sorry for me. d.a.m.n her.
”You will find you have to do a lot of driving in the Highlands, Mrs. Baird,” the colonel said.
Maggie sighed and then looked at him with a wicked twinkle in her eyes. ”How true,” she said, ”I'm up and down that road to the village like a tart's drawers.”
There was a little silence. Mrs. Halburton-Smythe opened her mouth a little and then shut it again. Then the colonel gave an indulgent laugh. ”It's not London,” he said. ”There isn't an Asian grocer at the corner of every field. You have to make lists, you know. It's quite possible to buy all the groceries for a week in one go. Doesn't that housekeeper of yours do the shopping?”
”I prefer to do it myself,” said Maggie, once more falling into the role of country gentlewoman. ”I like to get the best of everything although Lochdubh is pretty limited. I think the inhabitants must live on a diet of fish fingers.”
”You should take a trip into Inverness and stock up,” said Mrs. Halburton-Smythe. ”They've got everything there now. Quite a boom town and expanding every day. Why, I remember not so long ago when it was a sleepy place and they drove the Highland cattle to market through the main street. Now it's all cars, cars, cars.”
”And crime on the increase,” said the colonel. ”What those fools in Strathbane think they're about to leave us without a policeman, I don't know.”
”Hamis.h.!.+” said Priscilla. ”You didn't tell me.” She smiled at Alison. ”I only arrived last night and haven't caught up with the local news. Hamish gone? Where?”
”They've closed down the police station and taken that lazy lout off to Strathbane,” said her father. ”It's funny, I never thought Macbeth actually did anything. Now he's gone and someone has been netting salmon in the river. At least Macbeth would have found a way to stop it, although he never arrested anyone.”
”But this is dreadful,” exclaimed Priscilla. ”Hamish is a terrible loss to the village.”
”Well, you you would naturally think so,” said her father acidly. would naturally think so,” said her father acidly.
Priscilla's cool manner seemed ruffled. Oho! thought Alison, I wonder if the daughter of the castle is in love with the absent local copper.
Maggie looked amused. ”If you want to get him back,” she said, ”all you need to do is manufacture some crime in the village.”
She flashed a flirtatious look at the colonel. Priscilla thought, It's as if there's a beauty encased under that layer of fat.
But she said aloud, ”What a good idea. Why don't we organise a meeting in the village hall and put it to the locals.”
The colonel seemed about to protest but the suggestion caught Maggie's imagination. She liked to imagine herself a leader of Highland village society.
”I'll arrange it for you if you like,” she said. ”Alison can help. Or try to help. She's not really good at anything, you know. When shall we have the meeting?”
”Why not this Sat.u.r.day?” asked Priscilla. ”You are not suggesting you are going to encourage the villagers to commit crimes so as to get Hamish back!” said Mrs. Halburton-Smythe.
”Something must be done,” said Priscilla. ”We'll put it to the locals and then take a vote.”
”A vote on what?” demanded her father.
”On whatever suggestions are put up,” said Priscilla evasively. ”There's no need for you to get involved, Daddy. I am sure Mrs. Baird and I can handle everything.”
Alison found herself beginning to speculate on this local bobby. He must be someone very special to attract the cool Priscilla. Her mind wandered off into fantasy. What if she helped to get him back, managed to do more than Priscilla? This Hamish Macbeth would be tall and fair and handsome like those paintings of Bonnie Prince Charlie on the old biscuit tins. He would fall in love with her, Alison, and take her away from Maggie and leave Priscilla with the knowledge that Alison's inner attractions were more important to a man than stereotyped outward beauty. She lacks character in her face, thought Alison, looking under her lashes at Priscilla and trying to find fault.
At last the evening was over. Maggie was wrapped by the butler in a voluminous mink coat. I hope Macbeth isn't into Animal Liberation, thought Alison maliciously. That coat must have taken a whole ranch of minks.
As she was leaving, the colonel suddenly leaned forward and kissed Maggie on the cheek. She flashed him a roguish look and he puffed out his chest and strutted like a bantam.
Oh, dear, thought Priscilla, I wish he wouldn't make such a fool of himself.
She did not know that her father's misplaced gallantry was to start a chain of events which would lead to murder.