Volume 1 Chapter 4 (1/2)

Volume 1, Chapter 4: Being Teased

TL: flarewk

”Jian ge, teell me a story~~”

Xiao Ling laid on the bed; as I had followed her earlier into her bedroom.

(TL: no, it isn't a typo for her name, the MC had began to call her more intimately, it is a ”Xiao” appendix used in front of her name, ”Ling”)

This can be considered my first time entering a girl's room, but due to the darkness, I can't see clearly the room's decorations, and what's different from what I've imagined it to be is that there wasn't any dolls at all in her room.

I thought girls at around this age would and must have a lot of dolls in their room?

I began to doubt my old, rigid mindset.

”I don't have any story to tell you, more like I don't even know how to tell a story!”

”Humph, a man who doesn't even knows how to tell a story will be forever single~~! Woof woof~~!”

She even learnt to bark twice like a small dog, is that some kind of a hint?

Xiao Ling, although I have a rather inconvenient sentence to speak out, but would you believe me if I had told you that even a human trash like me had a girl who had a crush on me?

She'll most probably dial up the mental hospital's number....

”Xiao Ling, quick look at the windows........there's something over there!”

I planned to scare her a little, to get back my dignity of being a grown up!

She glanced towards the windows, before turning back to look at me. Suddenly her expressions became extremely nervous, as she stretched out her fingers to point behind my back.

Wanting to scare me huh? Heh, you're too naive! Do I look like the type that's easily scared?

I might as well act in coordination with her then, I thought, and as I turned my head around, a pair of hands suddenly hugged my head tightly.

”Waah~ it's so scaaarrrry!”

She pretentiously screamed a little, thereafter immediately pressing my head downwards onto her bed.

”Xiao Ling! Let go.....let go! My... my spine.... my neck... ahhh.... it's about to break!”

Actually, my spine and neck are fine, but because my head had been pressed down onto the bed, there's just a thinnish blanket layer just covering onto her chest, resulting that I could clearly feel two roundish soft mounds supporting the back of my head.

In many ways, it's extremely bad right now, I can even feel my mind's reason waving hands to me saying good bye.

”Sleeep with mee tonight~, I'm a little scared to be alone~!”

”I can't, actually I'm a lolicon! I'm scared that I won't be able to hold back from doing something that would harm you!”

This is actually true, even if I'm not a lolicon right now, if this goes on I'll really awaken myself to be one soon!

”I'm noot scaared~~”

She suddenly grabbed out something from underneath her pillow, and clicked onto it; a blue thin sparkling light appeared in her hand.

A taser!

”It's a must-have for all girls who stays alone at home!”

”Are you just trying to find a reason to taze me!?”

I asked her that sentence, and when she suddenly realized that the area in which my head is lying on right now is rather bad.

”How was it? Is it comfortable?”

After letting go of me, she proudly asked me as she snuggled her airport runway-ish figure close to me.

(TL: airport runway = flat surface where planes take off, right? so if you would use that to describe a girl's chest....)

”Mm, it's indeed unforgettable, I really wish that I would lie down like that forever, heh heh!”

I evilly snickered a few laughs, and she immediately used cautious eyes to stare at me.

”Jian ge~ it won't be a good feeling to be tazed by this taser!”

”This won't stop me!”

”What about now?”

She took an even bigger taser from underneath her pillow, this time, the blue sparkling light instantaneously lit up the entire bedroom.

That's a extremely high voltage taser, after being tazed by that it'll definitely be extremely uncomfortable....

”I've lost!”

I lowered my head; that blue light is rather glaring, after looking at it for awhile my eyes felt rather uncomfortable.

”If you dared to do anything strange then I'll taze you~!”

She suddenly pushed me down onto the bed once more, back to the original position earlier, with the original feeling that I felt back then too.

Does she really want to taze me that badly!!

I fixed my current position, as I dared not move even a single instance, and I don't know how long had pa.s.sed when I've finally heard her evenly snoring sounds, before gently moving her hands away, and regaining back control of my body.

She's indeed a child, huh.... after playing around she got so tired till she felt asleep.

I helped to cover her blankets tighter a little, and walked out of her bedroom.

After looking at her dazed sleeping face, I gently closed the door.

”Good night.”

I said that not to only her, but to me as well.

Since today had a lot of things occurring that would have landed me into jail, I'll still need to think about how to solve tomorrow's school issues, which made me had rather a headache.

In short, let's just sleep first!

Tiredly lying down on my bed, when I've woken up, I realized that I'm almost late for school.

Being late on the second day of a newly transferred school isn't the best of ideas, so I hurriedly put on my school uniform, and when I've walked towards the entrance of my district, I noticed that there was actually someone whom i knew waiting there.

It's Ma Qing Xue....

Don't tell me that she also lived in this district as well? Is what I initially thought at first.

But her actions there after redacted my guesses, as she looked at the time, before looking at the entrance of the district again, seemingly as if she's waiting for someone.

To test out my theory; looks like I'll be likely late for today already, I sighed as I waited for Ma Qing Xue to leave.

Su Hua's lesson timing starts at 8 o clock in the morning, and she waited all the way till 7.50 before leaving, at this timing it would be just nice that she would reach school in time.

I had to admire that of her, she really got it rather accurate there.

Next is to ask the security standing by at the district entrance.

”Security da'ge, just now wasn't there a girl who waited for someone at the entrance here earlier?”

”There indeed is one earlier, she just left, you knew her?”

”She's a friend of mine.”