Volume 1 Chapter 12 (1/2)

Volume 1, Chapter 12: The evil plot behind the Sports Meet

TL: flarewk

Me and Ma Qing Xue spent an entire afternoon playing a game of hide and seek, for the moment she had any free time she would immediately run to pester me.

Even if I was to try hiding inside the cubicle, being one of Su Hua's Three Great Beauties, she could easily command a few purish-mindset male cla.s.smates to drag me out, which in point made me rather vexed.

And so, I'm currently hiding within the bushes, as right now it's only that school had just ended, Ma Qing Xue is still in school trying to search for me non-stop.

I'm definitely and extremely sure that she would have an eye firmly marked onto the school gates as well!

”Yosh~ isn't this the Librarian Keeper? What are you doing here?”

Accompanied by this resounding voice is followed by a sudden malevolence I felt on my backside.

Looks like Jiang Tian, aka a.n.a.l Calamity had arrived.

(TL: too much puns here that i'm laughing with tears... a.n.a.l calamity as you know is a pun on g*y s*x, and Jiang Tian in reverse is called Tian Jiang, which means ”Divine Punishment”, put these two synonyms together and... ahahahahaa!)

”Nothing much, I'm currently enjoying the blissfulness of nature!”

I randomly spouted out some nonsense to divert his attention off, hopefully this guy would be able to take the hint and go away.

”The me last time didn't really realize, but the you who's lying down right now, have a really nice an*l!”

And he actually stroked my precious backside.

”Jiang Tian, don't be like that, I have absolutely no interest in you!”

”Librarian Keeper, how bout a quick taste? I guarantee that you'll fly towards paradise after that!”

He still didn't give up onto my backside, and was actually salivating for it.

”Even if I was to give it a go, it will be me attacking! And you taking!”

I angrily retaliated back at him, and reversed pounced him down.

(TL: it means that Zj will be the one doing the thrus*ing, while the one enjoying the sl*mming pleas*re will be Jt)

”Waaah~ ~ ~ ~ ~”

A strange sound emanated from the other side of the bushes.

It's the Vice President, she's holding a camera while salivating and recording down the both of our actions right now.

”Don't mind my presence, please continue!”

So this Vice President is actually a fu nǚ.

(TL:  fu nǚ = refers to a woman who loves BL)

”Coughcough, Jiang Tian, to tell you the truth, I actually don't have any an*l at all!”

”H-......How is that possible!”

”An old veteran that has an an*l, will always be the party that's being forced to do the agreement, you....understand, right?”

”I've lost!”

After sending away Jiang Tian, the Vice Prez boredly went away, and after a renewed observance around the school garden, making absolutely sure that there's no sign of Ma Qing Xue at all, I prepared to head for home.

(TL: what Zj meant earlier, is that for an old veteran, normally he would be the one in charge since an old veteran is supposed to be more experienced than the other, and he's supposed to do all the leading be it in trading or discovering feti*hes; but if there is an exploit (an*l) for the old veteran, the purpose of the term 'old veteran' would be lost. Btw, it's just a joke by Zj, of course he have an an*l. Don't think too deeply, it's just a comedy novel)

After taking away a packet of food from a food store outside, I happily walked towards home, and as the lift reached the floor level of my house, I noticed that Xiao Ling is standing right in front of my door entrance, and was knocking onto my door.

”Xiao Ling, what's going on~?”

Glancing at me. she suddenly took out a sharp knife from her waist and made a mad dash towards me.

I haven't understood what was going on exactly till the packet of food that I was holding onto my hands had been viciously stabbed numerous times by Xiao Ling using that sharp knife, before finally regaining back to my senses.

”Jian ge~ you've returned home, Ai~ yah~ I just saw some bugs crawling about inside your packet of food, so I've graciously helped you to settle that issue, oh, also my knife is coated in a poisonous layer of venom, I'm afraid this packet of rice can't be eaten already.....”

She spat out her tongue cutely, and fict.i.tiously made an apologetic expression.

”It's.....nothing.....I'll go downstairs again and buy another packet will do...”

I was about to take the lift downstairs when Xiao Ling blocked my path.

I thought she made a phone call behind my back just earlier, what was she exactly saying just now?

”Jian ge~ I think that it's best not to go out right now, because the law and order outside isn't that really safe nowadays, I'm scared that Jian ge may encounter onto something bad outside.”

After she had finished saying that, she pointed towards the entrance of the small district, and our position now on top of one of the building's levels is able to see the big door at the small district.

At the entrance, suddenly parked numerous black limousines, and alighting from all these limousines were ferocious looking muscular men donning black suits.

”I said it correctly, right Jian ge~?”

This is definitely you calling them over, right!!

”Mm.....mm, right now society is really rather dangerous, ah ha ha ha ha ha...........”

My face expression curled into a smile as I laughed on the outside, with my inner self getting gloomier by the second; am I destined to give up my pride of being a human tonight for dinner?

”Hehe, I tonight accidentally made too much food as well, Jian ge you can come over and have a meal at my house~”

How could you have accidentally overcooked too much food every single day!

”S.......sure......”

In any case I'll need to first agree to it, if after a while her requests becomes too harsh, then even if I was to starve I must not succ.u.mb to her plot!

”Then let's go eat dinner then~ it feels good to have someone accompany me eating dinner~”

So this is Xiao Ling's true motives? Because she's too lonely to eat dinner alone, that's why she wants to treat me like this?

”Xiao Ling, here, this is your daily fees, next time I'll just eat at your house, since the cooking outside can't be compared to your's.”

I kneeled down and stroked her head gently. Actually this child's motives are rather simple from the start, why didn't I notice it from the very beginning...

”All right! Next time all of Jian ge's dinners are to be taken care by me then!”

She took the money I held on my hands, and just threw it into her bag without even counting it; I knew that she wasn't lacking in money, she accepted it just for the sake of not making me look too bad only.

Right now should I use the term 'angelic' or 'demonic' to describe her, I'm rather confused.....

Different from the other two days, I finally peacefully ate my dinner that night, while nothing that shouldn't occur not occurring at all in the middle, and after was.h.i.+ng the dishes and coaxing Xiao Ling to sleep, I then returned to my home to get a good night's rest.

Countdown till the opening of the sports meet, three days left.

Coming to school early in the morning, especially walking from the back entrance of the small district via the long, distant route I didn't encounter Ma Qing Xue today. She's probably still unaware that I'm hiding from her.....