Volume 1 Chapter 15 (1/2)
TL: this chapter took me quite a while to explain the various puns and all, but it's so funny that I found it worthwhile in the end. Enjoy!
P/N: I received mails saying that my translation is rather s.h.i.+tty, well, my response is: idgaf, h.e.l.l, you're reading a free transl by me daily, one chapt like this takes at the very least 3hours, if you're not happy then just go read this series somewhere else, or even use mtl to read it if you want. Don't use the logic of me occupying this series to c.o.c.kblock other good translators; no one else translated this series in the very first place, and probably would have never touched this at all for eternity, and I've deliberately picked this up from numero uno.
Of course, I admit that there is improvement for my grammar or sentence restructuring, and that will be slowly improved over time as I continue to tl more, but try not to purposely shoot me down as if I had translated this like pure garbage, okay?
-rant over-
Volume 1, Chapter 15: a.s.sault of the Four Dirty Kings
TL: flarewk
The difference between long distance and short distance running is that, for long distance you would require a certain amount of stamina, usually a person would lose the race if he runs too quickly from the start; but the Master of Stalkers and one of the Four Dirty Kings from Experimental High School seemed to have ignored that fact, for the total of a 5000 meters run, they have already completed 1/3 of the laps required, yet their breath remained normal and smooth, while most other students were already panting heavily.
”For the sake of collecting information about girls, Master of Stalkers is able to follow public buses, rental cars, and even light rail trains without losing sight of them; and as for Stamina King, one of the Four Dirty Kings from Experimental High, legend says that when he mast**bates, he is able to do it nonstop for an entire day and night!”
”That powerful? What scary stamina they had!”
Me and w.a.n.g Yi continued to observe the situation on the stadium tracks; and as of right now, Master of Stalkers seemed to be leading the race.
But after the second half, during the last 1/3 of the race, Master of Stalkers is overtaken by Stamina King.
As expected of the t.i.tle of the Stamina King, even his explosive power is so lasting, if this goes on then even Master of Stalkers will lose the race.
Although Master of Stalkers is a little chubby, but his movements are still rather agile, I noticed that he have both of his hands inside his shorts pockets, and kept moving rapidly up and downwards.
”Librarian Keeper, what's Master of Stalkers doing?”
w.a.n.g Yi curiously asked me, and after a moment of a.n.a.lysis, I had to be impressed with Master of Stalkers.
He was actually mast**bating while he was running at the stadium tracks!
”Mast**bating.... I've got it! It's adrenaline! When someone mast**bates, the human body will release a huge amount of adrenaline, and the effects of adrenaline include slowing down fatigue and providing boundless amount of physical energy! It's also known as being a form of natural glucose, or even natural stimulants!”
As expected, after mast**bating, Master of Stalkers once again caught up to the pace of Stamina King, but Stamina King actually turned around towards Master of Stalkers and sneered at him, and at this moment, I then clearly saw that Stamina King's right hand had always been in his shorts pockets all along from the start!
What scary prowess! He had been mast**bating all along from the start!
Master of Stalkers then looked at Stamina King with a look of hopelessness, and he turned around to face me with an apologetic smile.
He knew that he had already lost, even if he had obtained second place it's still a loss overall.
”Librarian Keeper..... I....... failed you!”
After the first sports event had ended, Master of Stalkers vexedly sat onto the stadium grounds, paralyzed. Although we didn't had any kind of conversation before, but for my sake he had diligently spent his utmost effort onto this race. This is a man that really deserves my highest respect!
”It's fine, you have already did your best, we'll help you to get our revenge back!”
I held in the rage boiling within me, and swept my gaze over to the Four Dirty Kings. We have already been targeted by them, as no matter what sport events we were partic.i.p.ating on, one of the Four Dirty Kings would definitely be in it.
”The Forbidden Librarian Keeper, did you know? It's a well known fact that there were five people within the Four Dirty Kings!
Stamina King came over to pat my shoulders as he gave an extremely irritable laugh, even up to now, his right hand still haven't left his shorts pockets.
Second sports event, one hundred meters short distance run.
This is the sports event between w.a.n.g Yi and one of the Four Dirty Kings, who is named as Three Second King.
(TL: I think i'm too corrupted, the moment i saw 'three second king' i laughed nonstop.....)
”Demon Skirt Flipper, I'd admit that I'm not as good as you, but right now this race it's to our advantage; you're doomed to lose!”
As the referee is about to give the signal to start, Three Second King looked to the partic.i.p.ant right besides of w.a.n.g Yi and gave him an eye gesture, that was one of Su Hua's students, but they still nodded their heads.... as expected, there's spies within Su Hua!
”Humph, a mere despicable small ploy, how it can ever outwit true abilities? As the wind breezes along flipped skirts, it always accompanies by my side!”
w.a.n.g Yi snorted a disdain laugh, and suddenly a strong gust of wild appeared like magic, the strength of it blowing almost made everyone present unable to open their eyes, and at the moment the referee blew the whistle, w.a.n.g Yi shot forward instanteously.
His footsteps looked like they were being possessed by ghosts, if there is really a phrase to describe what it exactly is, it would be like those chinese novels' brotherhood stories Qing Gong!
Although everyone else may not notice this, but my experienced old veteran's eye very clearly caught sight of his movements; his legs totally wasn't in contact with the floor at all, he wholly depended on the wind to propel himself forward.
Under the ma.s.sive shock of the audiences, w.a.n.g Yi obtained first place, aiding Su Hua to retrieve back a round.
As the following sport events didn't have neither the Five Human Trashes nor the Four Dirty Kings partic.i.p.ating, the situation worked out as what we had predicted it to be, being Experimental High School winning the first few sports events, while the other half is all won by Su Hua's.
Time for high jumps, this is the sports event of a.n.a.l Calamity and Bent King.
Just from their t.i.tles alone, their interests should be in the same direction.
I didn't particularly like to hang around with these kinds of people......
”a.n.a.l Calamity, We have already fought each other before, even before my presence you're just p.a.w.n about to be defeated!”
Bent King laughed confidently; and as for Jiang Tian, his physical condition didn't look too good.
”Librarian Keeper.... I'm sorry, please forgive me, after the sports meet you're free to pluck my flower anytime!”
(TL: flower in this context refers ”an*l” because it looked like a chrysanthemum flower)
The race haven't even begun, yet he made an apology towards me. I have to say that I have totally zero interest in flowers.
”Jiang Tian, the Librarian Keeper just said that if you won this sports event, then his flower would be yours!”
This b.a.s.t.a.r.d w.a.n.g Yi, he seized the window opportunity when I wasn't paying attention and yelled out loudly towards Jiang Tian, can't you just behave and go flip up some girls skirts?
”I will do my best!”
Jiang Tian seemed to have recovered a little of his fighting spirit, but looking at the present situation, I didn't really expect too much from the results of this sports event match-up.
And reality is just as what I've expected, Jiang Tian can't compete against Bent King.
The pole's height had already been increased to 1.6 meters, and Bent King had just barely made it in his last attempt among the three given attempts, while Jiang Tian faced the same problem as well: if he fails to vault across, then it's Bent King's victory.
I secretly approached the cus.h.i.+oning area, and slightly revealed my flower towards Jiang Tian, of course, it's covered by my shorts.