Part 30 (1/2)

”Exactly so, Niven, that's just what I think. Kenneth is young and tall and handsome, Bella is young and small and pretty, and that's the reason the match is so suitable, though, to be sure, there are many people similarly situated whose union would not be suitable; dear me, this world of perplexities! No one can read the riddle, for this world is no better than a big round riddle, flattened a little at the poles, to be sure, like an orange, though to _my_ eyes it seems as flat as a pancake, except in the Scotch Highlands, where it's very irregular, and the people wear kilts; still, upon the whole, I think the match will be a good one, so I am going to try to bring it about.”

”But are you sure, ma'am, that Master Kenneth will go to visit Colonel Crusty?”

”O yes, he has promised to escort me there, and then he'll see Bella, and, of course, he won't wish to leave after that.”

Mrs Niven shook her head, and observed that she rather feared Miss Lizzie Gordon's image was already indelibly impressed on Master Kenneth's heart, but Miss Peppy replied that that was all nonsense, and that, at all events, her brother, Mr Stuart, would never permit it.

She did not find it difficult to gain over Mrs Niven to her views, for that worthy woman, (like many other worthy women in this world), held the opinion that a ”good match” meant a match where money existed on one or both sides, and that love was a mere boyish and girlish idea, which should not be taken into consideration at all.

The two were still discussing this important subject when Mrs Gaff laid violent hands on the door-bell.

On being admitted to the presence of Miss Peppy, Mrs Gaff sat down on the packed trunk, and all but stove in the lid; whereupon she rose hastily with many apologies, and afterwards in her confusion sat down on the bonnet-box, which she stove in so completely as to render it _hors-de-combat_ for all future time.

”I'm awful sorry,” she began.

”Oh, no harm; at least no matter,” said Miss Peppy, ”it's quite a useless sort of thing,” (this was literally true), ”and I mean to get a new one immediately.”

Mrs Gaff became suddenly comforted, and said, with a bland smile, that, having heard only that morning of her intention to visit the town of Athenbury, she had called to ask her to do her a great favour.

”With the greatest pleasure; what can I do for you?” said Miss Peppy, who was the essence of good-nature.

”Thank 'ee, ma'am, it's to take charge o' a bit parcel, about the size of my head, or thereaway, and give it to a poor relation o' mine as lives there when he an't afloat.”

”A seaman?” said Miss Peppy.

”Yes, ma'am.”

”Very well; but,” continued Miss Peppy, ”you say the parcel is the size of your head: do you mean your head with or without the bonnet? Excuse me for--”

”La! ma'am, _without_ the bonnet, of course. It may perhaps be rather heavy, but I an't quite sure yet. I'll let you know in an hour or so.”

Mrs Gaff rose abruptly, left the house, with Tottie, precipitately, and made her way to the bank, where she presented herself with a defiant air to the teller who had originally supplied her with a hundred pounds in gold. She always became and looked defiant, worthy woman, on entering the bank, having become unalterably impressed with the idea that all the clerks, tellers, and directors had entered into an agreement to throw every possible difficulty in the way of her drawing out money, and having resolved in her own determined way that she wouldn't give in as long as, (to borrow one of her husband's phrases), ”there was a shot in the locker!”

”Now, sir,” she said to the elderly teller, ”I wants twenty pounds, if there's as much in the shop.”

The elderly teller smiled, and bade her sit down while he should write out the cheque for her. She sat down, gazing defiance all round her, and becoming painfully aware that there were a number of young men behind various screened rails whose noses were acting as safety-valves to their suppressed feelings.

When the cheque was drawn out and duly signed, Mrs Gaff went to the rails and shook it as she might have shaken in the face of her enemies the flag under which she meant to conquer or to die. On receiving it back she returned and presented it to the elderly teller with a look that said plainly--”There! refuse to cash that at your peril;” but she said nothing, she only snorted.

”How will you have it?” inquired the teller blandly.

”In coppers,” said Mrs Gaff stoutly.

”Coppers!” exclaimed the teller in amazement.

”Yes, coppers.”

”My good woman, are you aware that you could scarcely lift such a sum in coppers.”

”How many would it make?” she inquired with an air of indecision.