C64 (1/2)

Cui Daniu wiped his mouth with his sleeves, this man was addicted to alcohol, after fighting with others for awhile, he had drank more than half a jin.

He stood up and wobbled, ”I'll tell you one.”

In terms of qualifications, Cui Daniu was just a village accountant, so he belonged to the lower class on the table.

However, flattering the leader, especially when it was on the table, could not be differentiated between the upper and lower levels. It all depended on who knew how to clap.

The mayor was naturally happy as he told a joke and laughed. His face was flushed from eating and drinking, while Mayor Ma leaned comfortably against the back of the chair, smoking and laughing with squinted eyes: ”Lao Cui, alright, tell me a funny thing!”

The mayor spoke, and everyone applauded.

With this, he put aside the matter of Xia Bing toasting to the side.

Although Cui Daniu had drunk a lot of wine, he knew that he should not be left behind when his leader was showing off.

Coughing, he cleared his throat and gestured, ”Well... ”In the past, there used to be a couple who had just gotten married. They were extremely lazy and didn't wash the pots and bowls for dinner. Next time, they would continue to scoop up the food …”

Cough cough …

Just as Cui Daniu said this, he couldn't help but feel a wave of disgust.

Liu Ping quickly said: ”Accountant Cui, can't you say something a little cleaner?”

Cui Daniu grinned: ”What? Why was it not clean? I didn't say I would go to the dance hall to look for a little girl. My joke is clean enough. ”

Liu Ping flushed red.

Everyone laughed out loud.

”Lao Cui, continue. It's just a joke, it's not like it's true. ”

”Right, right, right. What a joke. Who can eat without washing the dishes? Let's continue eating next time, haha …”

Cui Daniu continued to speak: ”You're living like this, not even working, you're so poor that you can't even open the pot, the two are lazy on the brick bed, and the woman said, Boss, aren't you hungry? The man said she was hungry, but didn't want to work. The man asked the woman, ”Wife, aren't you hungry?” ”The woman said, 'Hungry or not, I just can't be bothered to move …'”

Some of them couldn't help but chuckle.

Cui Daniu gestured again: ”There is not only trouble, but in the middle of the night, the thief came and entered his house. When he saw that there was nothing, he finally saw the pot and thought about stealing it.”

The couple got up from the brick bed to catch the thief. The thief panicked and ran with the pot in his arms, while the couple chased after the thief. When the thief was about to catch up to him, the thief turned around and chopped at the man's neck with the kitchen knife in his hand.

At this time, Liu Ping cried out, covering her face: ”That man must be hacked to death.”

Cui Daniu curled his lips, raised his wine cup and took a sip, then continued,” The young couple did not dare to give chase, the man grabbed onto his neck and shouted ahh. His wife looked carefully, and said, ”It's okay, you have not washed your face for half a year, this kitchen knife just so happens to have cut off a chicken from your neck. The couple were quite happy. When they got home and saw that the rice pot was still there, they switched on the lights and took a closer look. It's been half a year since they last washed the pot.

After Cui Daniu finished speaking, everyone applauded.

Mayor Ma was laughing so hard that he was about to cry. ”Lao Cui, you're a good joke, this is good.”

Liu Ping exhaled, ”Sigh … ”It's just too disgusting, how can there be such a despicable person …”

Xia Bing asked Chen Xiaosi in a low voice: ”Xiao Si, what is a wok?”

Chen Xiaosi explained: ”It's when the countryside uses their big iron pot to cook stewed rice, the lower level is scorched red, the harder is the better.”