Chapter 23 (1/2)
“The leaders of the school have already finished discussing, and they decide to permit intern teachers to recruit students. As long as an intern teacher has five students under them, they would be able to become substitute teachers and officially join the faculty.” 4
After Ludi finished speaking, Yuan Feng jumped up agitatedly.
“This is too awesome!” Yuan Feng used his strength and waved his arms in excitement. “Getting a pay raise and promotion is just before our eyes.”
“Don’t be too happy. The title of an intern teacher holds no attraction toward new students.”
Ludi poured a bucket of cold water down on Yuan Feng’s head.
Just like how a fine bird would choose a good tree to rest in, acknowledging a master was an extremely major matter. All students would only acknowledge a teacher as their master and sincerely seek the chance to be a personal disciple after studying in the school for two to three years, or until they completely familiarized themselves with the teacher’s situation.
Naturally, a great teacher was an exception. But how many students would truly be overflowing with enough talent that they would be recruited by a great teacher?
Teachers wouldn’t casually accept disciples either. Once a student became their personal disciple, they had to treat the student like a half-son or a half-daughter and attentively guide them.
Similarly, the students would also treat their teachers as parents and show them respect and love. If they changed their mind half-way through and turned to other teachers, they would receive great condemnation and rejection from the majority of people.
But even a salted fish (trash) would have dreams!
It wasn’t easy to join the tutelage of a great teacher. Hence, many students would consider acknowledging teachers with many years of experience. As for intern teachers who just joined the school and wasn’t even guaranteed that they could join the faculty? Truthfully speaking, unless one had a way with words or had some accomplishments, they would only then be able to attract maybe two…or three students.
When he thought of this, Yuan Feng sat back dejectedly. But after he saw Sun Mo, he became complacent again. “If I cannot make it, this ‘soft-rice’ guy would undoubtedly not have a chance.”
Sun Mo lay on the bed. His left eye blinked twice as he opened up the storage cabinet.
The golden chest appeared, shining brilliantly.
“How can I increase the chance of getting good stuff? Should I go and find a 36E papaya girl and touch her chest to increase my luck?” 2
Opening treasure chests was a metaphysics study. But when he thought of the fact that papaya girls were rarely seen, Sun Mo gave up on the notion.
“Open!”
As Sun Mo mumbled, the golden treasure chest opened. A book emitting a dense golden light floated in the air, revolving slowly around.
“Ignorant and Incompetent?”
When he saw the name on the cover, Sun Mo rapidly sat up. In the end, he banged his head into the wooden plank above his bunk bed.
BOOM!
Sun Mo drew in a breath of cold air due to the pain. However, he couldn’t bother to rub his bruise, his attention was completely attracted by the golden book.
‘Ignorant and Incompetent, a great teacher halo. When students don’t want to put in any effort or work hard, devolving into muddle-headed youngsters that only know how to idle their time away, becoming scums that only know how to play and enjoy themselves…You can use this great teacher halo to administer punishment, helping them back onto the proper path.’ 1
‘After a teacher uses this halo, the student being berated would experience a sensation of being hit in the head for the purpose of bringing about instant awakening. The student would instantly enter a dazed state and lose their ability to think.’ 1
‘Elementary-grade.’
“Haha, it’s actually a great teacher halo?”
Sun Mo involuntarily laughed out loud. “Could it be that by being together with that steel plate girl, it would increase my luck? Praise to Li Ziqi, Amen!” 2
Sun Mo decided that in the future when he received another golden treasure chest, he would chat with Li Ziqi for three days before opening it.
“Crazy fellow, you can’t even become a teaching assistant, yet you can laugh out loud? You truly have no sense of shame.”
Yuan Feng stared at the smiling Sun Mo with contempt. (When you are fired, I would definitely buy 1 kg of pig head’s meat to send you away.) 1
Sun Mo couldn’t do anything about the happiness he felt. This was a great teacher halo! One could only obtain one by gaining enlightenment and not through studies. If one wanted to become a great teacher, they had to comprehend three great teacher halos at the very least and have a secondary occupation. 1
The prerequisite to becoming a normal teacher was to comprehend the ‘self-taught’ halo. Because that was the basic, it couldn’t be considered a great teacher halo.
The current Sun Mo possessed the ‘Priceless Advice’ and ‘Ignorant and Incompetent’ halo. It could be considered that he had taken a small step forward on the path of being a great teacher. 4
Sun Mo couldn’t wait anymore. He quickly left his dorm and found a remote location with no one else. He then took out the golden book and placed it before his nose, inhaling deeply.
“How fragrant. This must be the smell of a great teacher.” 3
Sun Mo mumbled. After that, he crushed the skill book. 1
Pak!
The book crumbled apart, transforming into a ball of golden light that shot into the center of Sun Mo’s brows. In Sun Mo’s mind, some mysterious and profound secrets instantly appeared.
When he glanced at the great teacher halo’s effect, Sun Mo wanted nothing more than to find someone to try it on.
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In the resting room of the logistics department.
Li Gong stared at the teacup in front of him, and a conflicted look could be seen on his face. His face was currently scrunched up like an ‘anus’. 5
“Constipation again?”
Chen Mu passed some pickled plums over.
Just when Li Gong wanted to reply, a fatty walked into the resting room. Li Gong hurriedly stood and squeezed out the most radiant-looking smile he could muster.
“Department Head Yang!”
Creak! Creak!
The grinding sound caused by the friction of chairs moving against the floor could be heard. Also, the sounds of greetings rang out together in unison.
“Mn, you guys can go out first!’
Yang Cai nodded in satisfaction after seeing that all the staff in the logistics department stood up. He placed his hands behind his back and walked toward Li Gong. The fat on his stomach was too much. When he walked, the flesh there trembled like waves.
The staff hurriedly bowed. They lowered their heads and left the resting room.
“Has it been settled?”
Yang Cai stood before Li Gong and casually lifted Li Gong’s teacup.
“Al..almost done.”
Li Gong’s neck shrank.
Pak!
Yang Cai threw the teacup right at Li Gong’s nose, scolding, “Are you dumb? How many days has it been? Can’t you even handle an easy matter like this?”
“Sun Mo is very cunning!”