1 An Unfortunate Boy And His Fortunate Opportunity (1/2)
”Welcome number 999999999 of the promotion 87890984393038374859593676576576345432568970080889978953464547676521313644443585390473762937494673920179374947893
You could say that today is the luckiest day of all your existences ... ”Said a strange man with a silver beard and golden eyes ... until he was interrupted.
”Very interesting what you are telling me... but who the h.e.l.l are you? What are you doing in my house? What has happened to the decoration of my house? In addition, why am I dressed? I remember clearly that I went to sleep naked” Said our new beloved MC.
The man with the silver beard and golden eyes. .h.i.t himself with his face and said
”Why do I always have to deal with idiots? Anyway, I'd better explain it to you slowly.
1 I am the G.o.d in charge of the regulation of reincarnation ... even if it does not seem like it, I only have 6 trillion years left to retire ... I look forward to that day.
2 We aren't at home ... which answers your third question
3 You're dressed because they don't pay me enough to have to endure seeing naked men
Satisfied with my answer?” He said quite irritated.
Our dear MC quite shocked asked again ”Does that mean I'm dead? Did I have a heart attack while I was sleeping?”
The G.o.d of reincarnation with some astonishment said ”It seems you were not as stupid as I thought, you have understood the situation perfectly.
You died because of a heart attack ... and considering what you ate and the little exercise you did, it's strange that you have pa.s.sed the age of 15 years HAHAHA”
[This guy is a level 99 b.a.s.t.a.r.d
f.u.c.k, for once I die and I miss it]
...
”I will present myself once again ... I am Abalon the current G.o.d in charge of the regulation of reincarnation of all existing realities...
Every era, when the person number 999999999 dies ... the rules stipulate that the lucky one can reincarnate with his memories intact in another of the existing realities with certain advantages, depending on the karmic points that have acc.u.mulated all your lives the last 999999999 years… and you are the lucky one” Said Abalon
[Mmm ... luck, the only way I could win something like this]
”With those points you can buy skills, objects or knowledge of all existing realities ... do you understand what I'm telling you?” Said Abalon again.
”I think I understand the concept, but ... Why do you take the trouble to do this? By all realities, do you mean all realities? Even fiction like anime or video games?” Asked our MC once again.
”Yes, by ALL the realities I was referring to ALL the realities” Abalon answered quite stressed.
”Come one... don't f.u.c.k with me... this is surreal ... Are you telling me that not only can I acquire fictional powers, but I can also travel to a world of fiction? This is illogical; I'm from the real world… this is impossible” Said our MC, trying to reason everything that he was telling.
”Real world? Do you call your universe ”REAL WORLD”? You, that you are only one more data of a universe created by the simulation of a computer, which is being simulated by another computer? If your pathetic universe full of programming flaws such as black holes or that almost everything tastes like chicken ... then what is my universe? The joke one?” Abalon said in an extremely sarcastic way
”DON'T f.u.c.k WITH ME! THAT THEORY WAS TRUE?!” Exclaimed our traumatized protagonist, who had realized that he was not much more than a SIM.
”Yes, it was true ... My job is to manage reincarnation in all realities... which is no small task, so let's get down to business.
Every living being can be a creator of realities if those realities have enough acceptance and consistency... and I take care that those creators of realities are recycled correctly and you have a unique opportunity in each er ... so let's stop chatting... I don't have all the day” Said Abalon quite annoyed
Our MC quite angry with the att.i.tude of Abalon said ”Even though you are such a powerful G.o.d you sound like an official tired of life ... If you are so powerful why are you doing this? Above all ... why do you choose someone to reincarnate with his memories intact?”
Abalon ... really p.i.s.sed with our MC said ”Do you think that if I could I would do this job? Do you think I do it for pleasure? Do you think that if I were rich I would be here talking to you? And I don't know why this is done ... it's a f.u.c.king tradition of a long time ago, I've only been working here for 333333 eras”
”Okay, okay ... I got it ... tell me, how many points I have, how I can spend them and what realities I can choose” said our MC, who wanted to avoid arguing with that irritated G.o.d.
”I'm sorry, but the option to choose the reality that you want costs points and is a very expensive option... Let's see...
Oh my G.o.d!
83973 points!?” Abalon said extremely surprised.
”What happen? Is it a huge amount right?? ”Asked our MC, who was bouncing with joy
”NO, IT'S A f.u.c.kING MISERY! HAHAHA?!” Abalon laughed by the bad luck of our MC
”Eh??” Said our dejected MC
”I had never seen someone with so few points ... perhaps all your previous incarnations were lazy bears or something? It is impossible that someone has done so little
I doubt you can buy something extremely decisive ... in short I'm happy for you ”said Abalon trying to contain his laughter without success.
[SON OF A b.i.t.c.h…
Well ... less gives a stone
At least I will keep my memories]
Our MC began to inspect the Tablet that Abalon had lent him.
In that Tablet were put all kinds of skills, bloodlines and all kinds of existing knowledge.
Our protagonist, being an Otaku, noticed especially those related to anime and manga ... and immediately realized that ABALON was right ... 83973 points was a pittance.
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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Made in Heaven. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999
TTGL: TTGL 99999999999999999999999999999999
Bleach: The Almighty. 9584000000000000000
Naruto: Rinnegan 6969696969
One puch man: The physicist of Saitama 1000000000000000000
To Aru Majutsu: Vector manipulation L5 8888889
Fary tail: Death magic 5,555,677
Hunter x Hunter: Nen 306,000
h.e.l.lsing: Allucar bloodline 3333337333833
High School DxD: Red Dragon Emperor Sacred gear 8599595955
Fate Stay Night: unlimited blade works 3106000
Choose reality: 999999999
Choose reality + reincarnation: 999999999999
Mahou Sensei Negima: Magic Erebea 5766000900
Naruto: Sharingan 1000000
One piece: Haki 250000