23 Hi North Kai (1/2)
”I am in the year 744 ... there are still 5 years until Bulma meets Goku... and 17 years for Radiz to reach the planet Earth ... I have plenty of time to carry out my plans.
First of all ... let's play a joke on the prankster” Said Broly while using the Kai Kai, teleporting.
…
North Kai Planet
North Kai was quietly was.h.i.+ng his car when ... suddenly someone appeared right in front of him ... a little boy with 3 eyes on his face.
North Kai and Bubbles, his loyal pet, were surprised by the sudden appearance of that person and stopped doing everything they were doing.
”This is not where I parked my car” Said Broly trying to hold his laugh.
”Hey what?” Said North Kai, not understanding what he was referring to.
”I see you haven't caught my joke ... it hurts ... you have no sense of humor” Said Broly showing disappointment.
North Kai was quite outraged by Broly's claim, he was the North Kai an inveterate prankster recognized throughout the galaxy.
How could he say that he had no sense of humor?
The fact that someone told him he had no sense of humor ... was an affront to his honor that he couldn't tolerate, however ...
His indignation dissipated quickly as he realized a detail in the strange boy in front of him.
He was not surprised by the strange eye he had on his forehead, but by the tail of a monkey that danced in the air ... as if he were doing on purpose…
North Kai stepped back several times in fear and said ”AHHHH! An evil Saiyan ... What does one of you do on my planet? Have you come to conquer it?”
Broly feigning outrage said ”How come I'm evil? The fact that I am Saiyan doesn't mean that I am evil, not all Saiyan are obsessed with destroying and conquering planets...
Let's go to the point…
I'm here because we've done an a.n.a.lysis of your planet and it seems interesting ... despite being so small can be sold at a good price in the collector's market for its rarity ...
A pity, I'll have to kill you” Said Broly preparing a green energy ball.
North Kai and Bubbles panicked by his words and the energy Broly was showing... despite his small size that child was so strong that they couldn't do anything to prevent the destruction ”No please... don't kill us, we are too young to die”
Broly dissipated his energy ball and laughing said ”HAHAHA is joke North Kai ... I didn't come here to kill you or to conquer your planet” North Kai who had taken refuge in his house poked his head out the window, relieved by the words of Broly.
”So, what are you doing here?” Asked North Kai, who had come out of hiding.
”Nothing in particular, I had heard you were an eminence in martial arts, but ...
I think they have exaggerated too much” Said Broly from the sky descending slowly to the small planet.
North Kai, outraged by the hoax and how that child had disrespected him ... and his reputation. ”I see you're an ignorant who confuses combat power with being an eminence in martial arts ...
My combat power may not be very big, but I have incredible techniques, for which thousands of people line up to learn them and for me to train them” North Kai said, sticking out his chest.
”Ohhh... really? Can you show them to me?” Broly said casually, without showing excessive interest... but laughing inside.
North Kai laughed proudly, and as he did the important said ”Well... I could consider it if you tell me a good joke”
[I expected it ... but we'll see who is the one who laughs]
Broly asked, making himself the surprised ”A joke?”
North Kai to answer his question said ”That's right, a joke, for example
What's the only dog in the world who cannot bark?
...
…
A Hot Dog!! HEHEHE!!?” Said North Kai laughing while covering his mouth
Broly with a disinterested att.i.tude said ”I'm sorry, but I just tell jokes before a broad audience, and they have to be good jokes... I have my demands as a professional”
North Kai felt somewhat outraged, he believed that this child was taking him lightly, he did not believe in his abilities and that's why he did not even want to try ... and of course he had also underestimated his sense of humor ”Well if there's no joke, I'm not going to show you my techniques” he said as he turned back to Broly.
”Are you sure?” Broly asked, standing with his back to the angry North Kai
”Yeah, I'm sure?” North Kai said angrily
”For nothing in the world?” Broly asked, with a childish tone
”Yes, for nothing in the world” North Kai said, reaffirming once more
”Ohhh ... It's a shame ... just when I wanted to offer you a gift ...” Broly said once more in a childish tone
”No matter what you promise, my answer will remain the same” North Kai said, crossing his arms and looking at the sky.
”Well it's a pity ... I had heard the rumor that you are a great lover of cars ...
That's why I wanted to give you this latest model... of my Mercedes-Maybach 6 Cabriolet of gold and platinum... it's a great pity... I thought that you would love this model” The moment Broly finished his sentence, a car appeared from nowhere … a car that only can be defined by ”a masterpiece”, a work of art that no collector could stop looking ...
North Kai who had been listening to everything Broly said, he noticed that something quite big had appeared out of nowhere ... and that his antennae were moving at an alarming rate for some reason...
He turned to see what had appeared... and as soon as he saw what there was ...
He fell in love with that car ... he couldn't believe there could be such a beautiful thing in the galaxy.
And at the same time ... he regretted what he said moments ago
[It's the most beautiful car I've seen in my long life ?...
If the other Kais saw me driving it ... surely they would die of envy
I must get it, even if I have to swallow my words]
North Kai, with an att.i.tude that had undergone a 180-degree change, said as he approached Broly.
”Well ... I think I've been carried away by my emotions ... and it's not right to refuse a gift... maybe ...”