30 Sightseeing (1/2)

After two and a half weeks Broly had finished absorbing the Super Dragon Ball ... All of them were inside their Formless Realm, together... in time stopped...

That was what Broly, within its green dimension could see with extreme satisfaction.

”Great, my main mission in universe 6 is over, now I just need to complete the secondary, secret missions ... and maybe a hidden one ... who knows...

I'm dying to ask for THAT WISH, but the conditions that I have imposed myself and the maximization of effectiveness still prevent me from doing it...

This is a greater torture than buying a game that you have been waiting for for years and despite having it on the table; you cannot play it because you have tasks to do before ...”

After rejoicing and getting frustrated at the same time ... Our hero left his Formless Realm to the Universe 6 with his beloved s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p KID 2.0.

”I have to make a few stops ... But first of all I'll go to the most interesting of all ... and of course the most important ... not only the universe ... also for my plans”

In a beautiful planet of Universe 6, full of green meadows, trees, rivers, lakes, mountains from which you could see many moons of all sizes… but despite having such a prosperous and suitable environment for life... it was a practically uninhabited planet ... where only plants and a few harmless insects lived... apart from two other strange-looking beings and…

Now, for the first time in history ... an uninvited person arrived on this planet

[I imagined it, this planet is exactly in the same coordinates as in the Universe seven ... Well, I still haven't been here in the Universe seven, but... this Sacred World of the Kai of the Universe six is equal to the seven in the anime ...

Perfect ... Let's start working before the fat and thin Kai realize I'm here]

Broly, trying to hide all his energy and presence ... began to create an amba.s.sadors.h.i.+p right on that sacred planet ... a planet in which no mortal was supposed to step.

A mortal was creating a direct door to a forbidden world ... without anyone being aware...

After a few hours of high tension, in which Broly was creating an emba.s.sy that covered the entire planet, while watching the movements of the Kai, to detect if they had discovered him and know what they do in their free and work time...

However, for his little surprise… there wasn't much difference between the Kais of the two universes... they mainly slept, wandered and observed different points of the universe from their crystal ball... but not for work reasons...

[Really, be a G.o.d must be the easiest job in all realities

Is this supposed to be the people who watch over the safety of the universe?

Where have they gotten the t.i.tle?

Am I supposed to pay them with my taxes? Well, I don't tax in universe 6, but...

This ... I cannot leave things like that ... I have to do something to help this universe and get rid of inept leaders...

Or at least punish them]

While Fuwa, the Supreme Kai and his tall and thin green phosph.o.r.escent a.s.sistant (we don't know his name, so we'll call him Thin) were back to back on a tree while doing absolutely nothing...

When suddenly, a flying hand appeared out of nowhere, tapping Fuwa on the shoulder...

”Thin, do you want something?” Asked Fuwa, who was surprised that Fit asked him for something like that.

Thin, who was looking at the clouds quietly was surprised by the words of Fuwa and replied ”No, Supreme Kai, I don't want anything...

Why do you ask?”

”For nothing ... don't listen to me” Said Fuwa, who believed he had imagined that someone had touched his shoulder.

A few seconds pa.s.sed and ... the flying hand appeared once again...

This time touching Thin's shoulder in the same way he did with Fuwa...

”Supreme Kai, what's wrong?” Fit asked, turning to Fuwa.

Fuwa turned to Thin again and replied ”Nothing, and you?”

Once again two hands appeared, one behind Fuwa and one behind Thin ... touching their heads with their fingers.

Fuwa, who was the quickest of the two, turned to Thin ... this time something angry ... it wasn't his imagination ”Thin… are not you old enough to stop making these jokes?”

Thin, who turned to Fuwa a few seconds later replied ”I don't know what you mean, but please, spot bothering me, I'm busy”

Both were surprised by the performance of the other. They did not want to give it too much importance, since they were always bored, and they understood that his partner would like to have fun in some way, but ...

After more than fifteen minutes of continuous repet.i.tion ... and increase of the forcefulness of the jokes...

They lost the tranquillity and good manners so typical of a Kai.

”Stop Thin! It's not funny anymore” Fuwa said as he struggled with Thin, grabbing him by the neck part of the suit

”I repeat again ... it wasn't me” Thin said, while grabbing Fuwa in the same way.

Fuwa, shouting at Fit's face a few millimetres away, said ”On this planet we are just you and me ... Who else can be?”

Thin, hitting his forehead with Fuwa's with anger said ”That's what I say! n.o.body but you has been able to steal my hat!”

”What do you mean? It was you who pulled me by the hair?” Fuwa said pointing to his pineapple hair, which was totally dishevelled ... and it was missing many hairs

”No, you've been the one who has stretched me hard on the ears” Thin said that it pointed to his ears, that they were green before and now they were a red... and something purple at certain points where it seemed to have been pinched.

”No, it's you who has patted me on the belly” Fuwa said as he pulled up his suit, showing that in his fat green belly there were several hand marks.

Both, angry and tired of arguing among themselves ... then they turned away while they crossed their arms in a childish behaviour... they did not want to see each other's faces, but...

Two hands appeared once more in a blind spot for both... and quickly, silently and implacably... gave them a very strong slap upside the head.... so strong that it sounded like a thunder across the planet... so strong that it sent them several meters away

”It's over ... You're going to regret treating your superior this way” Fuwa said making a fight stance.

”You're the one who's going to regret, I don't care if you're the Supreme Kai, I'm going to beat you up” Said Thin, making another fight stance.

IAHHHH!!!

IAHHHH!!!

After those unfortunate and mysterious incidents, Fuwa and Fit began to fight as if their lives were at stake, hitting each other hard... no matter how many millions of years of friends.h.i.+p they had and the position of both ... They weren't holding back ... their fists they began to fill with blood.

However, in the midst of that chaos…. in a parallel dimension ... there was a person eating popcorn and drinking a cola... who quietly observed that unfortunate conflict between friends as if it were a movie.

”HAHAHAHAHA!

What an unexpected outcome...