46 Undo The Seal (2/2)
It was none other than our dear Broly... who had come to visit his two dear friends to give them good news.
”EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !?” Shouted Mr Popo and Kami, who were shocked by Broly's words... but also by seeing him here, since a few moments ago he was on the other side of the world... and as they were checking he was still there... He hadn't moved at all on the side of that fat and pink being.
”Are you Broly?” Mr Popo said trying to understand the strange situation that was happening in front of him.
”Yes... I'm a Broly clone created to do household ch.o.r.es and study an online engineering career, but that doesn't matter now.
We are facing a great catastrophe!” Broly shouted, while he shook Kami by the shoulders
Kami, shocked by the fear that Broly was showing, asked ”Is the great danger that strange pink being?”
”YES!
¡BY MISTAKE I HAVE FREED THE TERRIBLE MAJIN BUU BY SUPPLYING HIM WITH MY ENERGY!
It is a monster that has existed for millions of years... a practically immortal and invincible being that only exists to destroy, and that over the years was absorbing the evil elements of mankind, becoming steadily more violent… it is a f.u.c.king killing machine, not even the Supreme Kais could do anything against him...
Now he's free on planet earth ... AND HE SUREY WANTS TO DESTROY THE WHOLE GLAXY!” Broly shouted, shaking Kami's shoulders harder.
Kami as he was shaken, his green color was turning pale and dripping cold sweat, as he understood the seriousness of the matter when hearing about the Supreme Kais ”Even the Supreme Kais couldn't do anything against him?” He said stammering by the panic that was growing inside him.
”YES! They couldn't do anything against him! That monster devoured two of them and killed two others, leaving only one that was saved for hiding ...
EVERYTHING IS OVER! THIS IS THE END!” Cried Broly like a crazy b.i.t.c.h
Kami who had fallen in panic ... and full of anger which he directed towards Broly... and rightly... asked while shaking him also from the shoulders ”IF YOU KNEW ALL THIS… WHY THE h.e.l.l HAVE YOU RESURRECTED HIMI?!
WHY DID YOU DO IT?!
WHY?!”
Broly still shaking him off the shoulder said with the same hysterical intensity
”There was a sign that said” DON'T TOUCH ”and another” DON'T SUPPLY ENERGY TO THE COCCON”!
What did you expect me to do?
I am a 10-year-old boy! It was as if they provoked me to do it!
I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE!”
Kami on hearing that excuse ... was about to be dismayed by fear, anger and helplessness ... and in fact if it weren't for the constant jolts of Broly that would be the result, but that was the beginning of his terror.
”He's going to kill us all ... we'll all suffer countless tortures ... but especially you Kami!” Broly said as he pretended that his legs weren't working properly due to fear
”Hey? Why me?” Said Kami, who really didn't work his legs properly due to his fear
”WHY?!
IT'S THE f.u.c.kING MAJIN BUU!
HE LOVES KILL G.o.dS! WATEVER THEIR RANK IS!
He will come here and torture you, sodomize you... he will turn you into his little wh.o.r.e and then he will eat you alive while he laughs!
YOU WILL SUFFER A LOT! So much that you would wish to die in the first second of the many hours in which he will be torture with you!
WE ARE DONE! EVERYONE! BUT ABOVE ALL YOU!” He cried desperately, being this the best tragic performance of his life.
Upon hearing all this story ... feel the immeasurable energy that the Majin Buu had and the evil he felt coming from him before birth ... Kami began to have an anxiety attack.
His already pale skin turned completely white with certain bluish tones, the antennae retracted completely... he almost looked like a Frost Demon.
His pupils went blank while he muttered incomprehensible words ... until he fainted, falling against the floor
[Ups ...
I think that this time my joke has gone too far...
I didn't see him from so long ago ... that I wanted to make a good joke to commemorate our good moments.
Kami is becoming too sensitive]
”Kami-Sama!” A pale Mr Popo shouted as he ran to help the fainted Kami and lamented for fate the planet Earth and all its inhabitants
”BAZINGA!
You have been victims of another of my cla.s.sic jokes!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! ”Said Broly writhing with laughter on the floor
Mr Popo, with his body frozen and burning with fury at the same time, looked at Broly wanting to kill him ... but immediately calmed down while attending to Kami ... and losing all the desire to lecture him, he asked ”So that Majin Buu is not so dangerous?”
”Oh ... that wasn't a joke, he is extremely dangerous ...
But compared to me he is nothing ...
I'll finish him ...
HAHAHAHA! You should see what face you put ...
In fact, I've recorded it in a video ...
Look Mr Popo” Said Broly while showing a movie in which Kami was fainting
Majin Buu was still jumping around the field ... happy and energetic to have left the ball without anyone giving him orders… when suddenly...
”HEY! YOU! f.u.c.king fat b.a.s.t.a.r.d with a stupid face! I'm here!” Shouted the True Super Saiyan G.o.d Broly with a mocking voice...
Majin Buu on hearing those insults stopped acting in a childish way...
Instead, he turned his gaze to where Broly was and opened his eyes with fury
”WHAT DID YOU SAY?!”
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