50 How Long Have We Not Seen Each Other!? (1/2)
Kami who had woken up after fainting for the second time rested in the robotic armchair in which Mr Popo had left him ... and watched the 1% Broly clone as if it were a ma.s.s destruction weapon with leaks rudimentarily covered with chewing gum ...
[This brat will end up destroying this world someday ... and not only this world ... I'm afraid he's a universal danger...
Why should I be the only G.o.d who has to suffer in this way because of this b.a.s.t.a.r.d?]
”Don't worry Kami, you're not the only G.o.d I've met ... and of course you're not the only one angry with me hahahahah” Said Broly clone 1% while eating some chocolate that he took out of Formless Realm ”Do you want a little chocolate?”
Upon hearing that carefree statement carded of ulterior motives ... Mr Popo, but above all Kami panicked... The face he was putting was the same as the one that Piccolo Senior put on the time Ros.h.i.+ told him that his teacher was Mutaito... extreme terror and a torrent of cold sweat falling from his forehead were the only thing that could be seen on his face
”AhhAHHehhhhoooohhhhh!?!#?!” Kami stuttered out of fear ... he didn't know what to say or how to express himself
[He c ... He can read the mind?]
”Don't worry I cannot read the mind... I've only said what I thought you were thinking by your expression and the situation... Simple observation, knowing the person and probability
I just wanted to blow you another joke HAHAHAHA!” Broly said with a big smile and laughing in a carefree and friendly way
[UFFF ... Luckily ... I don't know what I would do if this demon could also read the mind ...
I would lose the only refuge where I can do something against him...
The only place where I can vent on him]
Kami thought relieved... rea.s.sured knowing that he hadn't lost the only refuge in which Broly couldn't penetrate.
”Or maybe if I can ... who knows ...
But don't worry, if you insult me with love, I may forgive you.
Hahahah!” Broly said in a threatening voice as he looked at Kami out of the corner of his eye with a malevolent and sarcastic smile
Upon hearing those words Kami again put the same face of terror ... and uncertainty ...
[Then he can read the thought or not?
G.o.d ... living with this doubt is even worse
He did it on purpose...
This ... This ... bast ...]
However, Kami immediately cut off that thought... as a precaution
”Come on ... come on ... don't get angry ...
I know you're s somewhat annoyed because I woke up that ancestral monster capable of destroying galaxies in moments, but...
Actually, I have done it for the good of the planet earth and all its inhabitants...” Broly said, taking out his chest for his well-intentioned actions ... showing that he was a hero
”Ehhhhhh?” Exclaimed Mr Popo and Kami ... who not only understood why waking that monster was a good thing ... and of course, they didn't believe Broly would have done something like that by altruism
”Imagine if someone suddenly found that monster and left it free ... it would be a great danger.
That's why I had to wake him up and kill him, to end that threat
Therefore, from this day to forever ... I am the saviour of this planet, galaxy and universe...
Where is my medal? ”Said Broly, rebuking Kami ... as if he had done him a great favor and now they owed him money because of this.
[Don't think that you want to kill him…
Don't think that you want to kill him….
Don't think that you want to kill him….
Etec…]
”Well guys ... we'll see each other again, I have to visit some friends that I haven't seen for a long time...
We may not see each other in a while, so take care of your health” Broly said between laughs before teleporting to another point of the planet.
Kami, relieved, confused, angry and tired from everything that had happened, looked down to where Broly had teleported and said...
”Please ... leave ... forever
I'm too old for this s.h.i.+t...
I need a subst.i.tute”
…
Omori Island
It was a small ... very small island, whose inhabitants could be counted on the fingers of one hand ... a very quiet and silent island ... although sometimes...
”Jaco! I need you to take me to the planet XV0023 I read in the guide that you gave me that has some great beaches” Tights said grabbing Jaco, who was trying to escape in his s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p.
”For the last time, I am not your taxi driver... I am a super elite of the galactic patrol
If you're so keen to go to that place why don't you go with your s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p?” Jaco said trying to get into his small s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p while dragging Tights, which didn't let he go
”I already told you that my s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p was damaged due to a faulty map ... because of that my father is repairing it and he told me to forget to go to s.p.a.ce for a week.
Because of that, I will not be able to write my novel and the delivery time is very close
You owe it to me!” Tights shouted as she strangled Jaco, who was trying to get her out of him
”I repeat that it's not my fault ... the problem is that you don't know how to drive” I shout Jaco as a last resort ...
Tights was about to resort to violence ... in the same way his beloved sister Bulma used to do... even when he knew he hadn't a single chance against him.
When she slapped the f.u.c.king G.o.d of Destruction Beerus… for example.
However, suddenly someone appeared.
”h.e.l.lo guys, how long have we not seen each other!?”
EH ?!” Tights and Jaco shouted at the same time, who didn't notice until now that there was someone behind them ... and that someone had a very intimidating appearance
He seemed very young, but even so he was very huge, about two meters tall and had giant rocky muscles perfectly distributed throughout the body.
His black hair was raised up and his yellow eyes reflected a great savagery... which intimidated anyone who looked at them...
[I prefer to be in my form of Super Saiyan Full power to talk to people ... I look taller and stronger but not so changed]
If it were not for his characteristic third eye on the forehead, the monkey tail that waved in the air and the voice that hadn't yet changed by not pa.s.sing p.u.b.erty…