67 Kiss Time (1/2)
”Have you ever heard of a person from the universe called Zuno, who seems to know everything?” Whis asked in a rhetorical way
”Mmm I didn't know there was someone like that ...
Is he from universe seven? ”Vados asked rather surprised as she watched his effeminate brother nod ”Wow ... universe seven is full of strange people”
”I didn't know there was such a person in my universe...” Said s.h.i.+n… the current Supreme Kaios.h.i.+n of the universe 7 ... who had once again demonstrated how competent he was as a G.o.d.
”If someone can know something of what is happening within the 12 universes, surely it is him...
Follow me, I will guide you” Said Whis, showing his back to the whole group.
”At this point I almost don't care... but once we have just spoken against that supposed smarty I want to go to sleep and eat ... I don't care about the order” Said Champa with a face that showed an exhaustion without equal ...
Today he had traveled a lot, annoyed excessively, lost to a minor and used his head like never before in his life... He just wanted to go back to his lazy life.
…
In the center of the universe 7
On the planet of Zuno, a place of medieval j.a.panese appearance with certain futuristic and fantastic points ... Whis, Vados, Champa, s.h.i.+n and Kibito appeared in front of the main door of the palace ...
Then a bigheaded extraterrestrial with the appearance of a stereotyped fat traditional j.a.panese went out to meet them
”Hi surprise guests who hadn't made a reservation in advance
The great Zuno allows you to pa.s.s due to your ident.i.ties and the magnitude of your doubts.
Follow me” Said the semi-cloned lackey of Zuno.
”Wow ... it seems he really knows a lot ...
At least he knows how to treat a G.o.d with respect” Said Champa, who was glad to receive this treatment by a stranger after having been disparaged so many times that day
After advancing through the main hall they arrived at where Zuno was waiting for them ... which has the same look as the other stereotyped j.a.panese aliens...
However, Zuno was bigger, with his head even more disproportionate and was flying into what looked like a kind of ceramic jar
”Wow ... that bighead is Zuno?!” Champa said loudly, not caring in the least about the manners
But without bothering in the least, one of his minions asked ”So, you've got a question?”
”Yes, of course” Whis said with a blissful tone
”Alright then, you can start by handing over your present” Said the minion who had asked the question previously, pointing to Zuno
”What? Present?!” Champa shouted as usual, but this time speaking for all, since none of them knew that they should give himself some kind of gift ... except...
”Allow Me” Whis said as he approached without too much haste to Zuno, until he reached his position and bowed slightly
SMOOCH ?... Whis kissed Zuno on the cheek
”WHAT!!!!” Everyone froze upon see what had happened...
This was a development that neither expected at all ...
This was absurd!
Although Vados had other additional thoughts apart from the others
[As I suspected, my little brother hits from the other side]
But among that fuss ”...
Since you are a man, you only get one question ”Said Zuno looking at Whis
”Okei” Whis answered happy for having gotten his question
”You're not expecting me to do that right?!” Champa shouted angrily and embarra.s.sed ... He clearly refused to partic.i.p.ate in something like this
”Well, if you want them to answer your question ... you should give them something in return” Whis answered seriously, watching carefully in case Champa did something stupid ... they couldn't risk Zuno being hurt or something worse... at least before he answers the questions
Champa took the hint of Whis, as well by the look of Vados ... so he shouldn't do anything violent here. ”Even so, I refuse ...
Broly is from the universe 7 and we are in Universe 7, so it is the problem of the universe 7 ... so ... give you the kisses!” He said pointing to s.h.i.+n and Kibito, who felt cornered between the sword and the wall ...
”What we do s.h.i.+n?” Kibito asked very depressed and embarra.s.sed by the situation ... today he had already been kidnapped... and now this...
”It seems we have no choice Kibito ... we have to do this for our Universe ... it's our work as G.o.ds” s.h.i.+n said trying to believe his own words, and at the same time make something useful for the millions of years he was scratching his belly.
”I didn't aim to be a G.o.d to give kisses to overweight mortals” Kibito said through tears of lamentation and embarra.s.sment as they advanced towards Zuno to kiss him on the cheek
SMOOCH
SMOOCH
”...
Since you two are a man, you only get one question each one ”Said Zuno, who said it as if he was even doing them a favor by granting them a question.
I am the Supreme Kai of this universe...