69 Year 744 (2/2)
”Oh yeah?!
And what is it?” Champa asked with some expectation
”According to this note that was on the table ...
It's a cat laxative with r.e.t.a.r.dant effect” Vados said with a smile, seeming not to care about the content of that note.
Groooooooo!!
Champa's insides resonated in a violent and macabre way as he writhed in pain and the color of his face became even more purple
”TOILET !! TOILET !!
TOILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!
BROLY !!! SOME DAY YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!” Champa shouted desperately cursing Broly once more
….
World of Beerus ... bedroom of Beerus
Whis watched the sleeping Beerus spinning in his bed, occasionally unconsciously destroying things around him ... and between sighs said
”No matter the trillions of years that pa.s.s, I am still surprised by his ability to always be asleep when he has to do his job.
Well ... at least I'll be entertained a few years if Broly comes from time to time as he promised...
He would be a great candidate as G.o.d of Destruction ... or at least he could help me so that Beerus didn'tloiter so often by having a good rival
Also I can also enjoy his meals alone for now.
Huhuhuhu!”
…
Sacred World of Kai
The same green world, empty and peaceful as always where the official Kais lived ... where nothing ever happened, but ...
Piu!
Piiiu !!
Piuuuuuu !!!
Continuously several rather weak light beams fell on the already burned soil of a part of the planet
”Kibito, what are you doing?” s.h.i.+n asked Kibito, who seemed to be training in a very strange technique ... he wasn'tlike always, the way of life of a Kai was based on eating and sleeping, not training.
”I'm trying to do the same as Broly-Sensei ...
Today's battle has opened my eyes!
We need to become stronger or else we are destined to be treated like small, useless children on another occasion ...
After spending my magic power I will go to train my body trying to pull the sword Z ”Kibito shouted, which was overly motivated ... which surprised s.h.i.+n, who didn'tshare the same enthusiasm
”Well ... if it's what you want ...
AHHH!
I hope we have no problems in the next 5 million years ”s.h.i.+n said relaxing once more against the turf of his peaceful planet.
…
Jaco s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p
”TIIGGHHHHHHS!
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE OK!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!” Jaco yelled talking on the phone trying to hold the tears from his eyes
”Exaggerated…
It wasn'tthat bad, she just got a little dizzy because of how bad you're driving” Broly said through the transmitter with obvious intentions ... Tights shouldn't know she had died
”Well ... whatever ... everything is Ok ...
Broly I owe you one, now that they think I'm friends with the invincible monster that has killed the immortal Moro, made an entire solar system disappear and has wavered to a G.o.d of destruction my position in the galactic patrol has improved a lot
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
They even gave me a new s.h.i.+p” Jaco said with euphoria, he was amazed with his new machine and the new treatment he was receiving from his superiors.
”Well ... I'm happy for you, but surely your s.p.a.ces.h.i.+p is c.r.a.p compared to mine
But as if you use my name to do something for your benefit ... I will pay you a fee” Said Broly half joking half seriously.
”And do your job, stop lazing or I'll give all the data to my little sister and your bosses” Tights said with the same att.i.tude as Broly
”Yes Yes…
Well, I have to leave you for now ... I have a lot of work to do.
We'll talk another day, one of us has to work ”Said Jaco before going to sleep in the middle of s.p.a.ce.
…
Planet XV0023
In a 7-star hotel, with a private beach and a 7-star bar-restaurant... a very muscular little boy with strange sungla.s.ses with three lenses and a blonde girl in his 20s rested peacefully in some hammocks
”That's paradise ... there are no problems, there are no worries, I don'thave to do machinations or train ... for years I didn'trelax so much ...” Said Broly stretching as much as possible, taking advantage of its small size to cover the entire hammock.
Tights with a smile turned to Broly and said with a teasing tone ”Jojojo ... you've cheated us all.
You wanted us to believe that you were almost two meters tall, but in reality you were still a very small child
What happen? Do you have some kind of complex?”
”Yes ... I obviously have a complex ... I am an adult with the size and appearance of a elementary school child with rickets ...
I've come on vacation to relax at all levels... I'm not going to be transformed all the f.u.c.king day...
Besides, I don'tneed to be tall to be respected in this place ... I'm disgustingly rich and powerful” Said Broly, who didn'tgive a s.h.i.+t at this point while he made an excitation of all the money he had (he had created)
”Sir, miss, I have brought you the drinks you asked for” Said a blue alien waiter with an antenna
”Thank you very much Linus ... take a tip.
Would you be so kind as to bring us some patatas bravas to accompany these drinks?” Broly said as if he were a nice and extravagant tyc.o.o.n.
”I'm sorry, Mr. Broly, but I'm afraid we don'tknow what are ”Patatas Bravas” Said Linus, the alien waiter who treated Broly and Tights exclusively due to his generous and continuous tips... he was paying for his children's university in a few hours
”WHAT?!
That they don'tknow what are patatas bravas?
Quick Linus, take me to the kitchen, I have to show the Chef how to do patatas bravas, or else... these will not be the holidays with which I have been dreaming for so long” Said Broly with great alarmism, as if the end of the world was coming
”As you order, sir,” Linus said, picking up Broly's tips as they walked as if Broly were a broken ATM towards the kitchen.
[d.a.m.n you Toriyama ...
How could you forget to introduce this food in your universe?]
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