80 End Of The World Part 3 (1/2)
”Although... I still have some things to do before I leave ...
And one of them is to have a nice talk with your grandson ”Said Broly crunching his knuckles in a somewhat threatening way.
The situation got tense once again for both Jojo ... Broly may not be an unconditional ally after all.
”What do you mean?
Do you have a problem with me? ”Jotaro said with his usual tough-guy att.i.tude, even though he knew there weren't too many opportunities to beat Broly if he is his enemy.
”No.
You are the problem and you and you will have problems… you and many people around you if you continue with that s.h.i.+tty att.i.tude all your life ...
Your mother spoiled you too much, so you've become a spoiled teenager with rebellious att.i.tude...
So it will be uncle Broly who will discipline you a bit ...
But if it doesn't bother you, we'll change places, they've been watching at us like we were weirdos for a long time” Broly said, snapping his fingers.
With the snap in an instant the landscape of the streets of Cairo changed completely. They were no longer in Egypt, but in a place that the two Jojos knew very well, especially Jotaro ... although it was completely unknown to Polnareff, who had been hiding in case he had to intervene at some point ... which had also been teleported to another place.
”This ... where the h.e.l.l are we now?” Polnareff said very surprised and confused as Joseph and Jotaro looked around stupefied ... it was too shocking to be true
”Papa! Jotaro!”Said an energetic middle-aged woman running towards our Jojo's
”Honey! Jotaro! ”Said an energetic woman of advanced age who was running towards our Jojo's too
They were Holey and Suzie Q respectively, the mother and grandmother of Jotaro...
When they saw them they had no doubt, they were in the house of Jotaro in j.a.pan, where the adventure of Stardust Crusades began. They had been teleported from Egypt to j.a.pan in a single instant due to Broly's snapping!
If before they had any doubt about Broly's abilities ... now they no longer had any, especially seeing that Holey was fine, which should have been an endearing reunion, but...
”Shut up! Annoying b.i.t.c.h! ”Jotaro shouted as only he knew how to do, causing both to slow down.
”Hiiiii,” Holy said, not bothering too much about his son's att.i.tude.
”Jotaro! How dare you talk like that to your mother!?” Joseph shouted, seconded by Polnareff, who was a gentleman with the ladies.
”See ... this is what I meant?
With this s.h.i.+t att.i.tude, especially with women ... especially women in your family ... such as your ”possible” future woman or your ”possible” future daughter... you will only harm them and you too…
Your mother was too permissive with you, your father unfortunately coudn't be with you and your grandfather was out of the country ... so it will be uncle Broly who will discipline you ... youth” Said Broly as if he were a film teacher trying to rehabilitate a hard conflicting boy.
”d.a.m.n ... are you mocking me?” Jotaro said ... as charming and nice as ever ...
”Jotaro ...” said Holy, Jotaro's mother, worried that her cute son may receive some damage.
”Don't worry, ma'am ...
All this I do for the sake of Jotaro ...
Despite his appearance and manner of acting, he is still young and his att.i.tude can be improved with a little help ... but if he continues like this he will have many problems in the future
I'm a professional in this, I learned a lot from the ”Dog Whisperer” program ... I know all the necessary tricks” Said Broly speaking to Holy, one of the most faint-hearted mothers of the anime.
”But ...” Holey said, trying to defend the indefensible att.i.tude of his son... when suddenly ... Joseph touched her back with his german robotic hand.
”Holy honey ...
That man with 3 eyes is right.
Something must be done soon, or may be too late in the future
Think about your son's happiness!” Said Joseph, who didn't think it was a bad idea to discipline his conceited grandson a bit.
”I totally agree!
During the trip you've behaved like s.h.i.+t with any mademoiselle we've met ...
And I coudn't believe that you behaved like that with your precious and benevolent mother too” Said Polnareff, who was also irritated by Jotaro's att.i.tude towards women ... and also wanted to earn points with Jotaro's mother.
”Grandpa ... Polnareff ...
d.a.m.n traitors...” Jotaro said very angry and disappointed with his grandfather and international friend ...
”Well ... Jotaro ...
Are you ready to reflect on what you have done wrong?” Broly said with a big smile ... he always found annoying the overly bada.s.s and rowdy att.i.tude of Jotaro...
He knew that this would lead to his divorce and enmity with his daughter Jolyne until the events of Stone Ocean ... so he wanted to help that not happen.
He liked the end of the game JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven and would like something similar to happen in the part 4
”d.a.m.n alien ...
You are p.i.s.sing me off!” Jotaro said revealing his Star Platinium ready to attack ... he knew he didn't have many chances or maybe any to defeat him, but ... it wasn't his style to receive without giving.
”ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA! ORA!” Jotaro said attacking with Star Platinium giving an endless punch sequence
”Oh ... you start attacking ... and without warning ... that lack of manners ... anyway ...
MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!” Broly yelled attacking with his bare hands ... But he wasn't punching... they were educational slaps...
…
And after several educational thumps, healing magic, some self-help phrases and a lot of hypnosis ... a new, nicer Jotaro was born.
”Mother, I'm so glad you're okay ...
Sorry for how I've behaved with you in recent years” Jotaro said hugging his mother with sweetness and apologizing, something he hadn't done for years.
”OHHHHH!!! My Jotaro is again the sweet child that was before!” Holey said hugging tightly the tall and muscular Jotaro wis.h.i.+ng that this wasn't a dream she could wake up from.
”Oh nice.
My grandson is no longer a delinquent without a sense of humor!” Said Joseph joining the hug
”Great!
Now I can have a partner for double dates that doesn't scare away the girls when he talk!” Polnareff said, embracing her as well.
But…
ORA! ORA!
Star Platinium hit Joseph and Polnareff ... sending them to the ground several meters.
”Ahhhhh! f.u.c.k that pain ...