Volume I Part 18 (1/2)
[Footnote 6: Surname of an Irishwoman.--_F_.]
[Footnote 7: Daggers, or short swords,--_F_.]
[Footnote 8: It is the custom in Ireland to call nurses, foster-mothers; their husbands, foster-fathers; and their children, foster-brothers or foster-sisters; and thus the poorest claim kindred to the rich.--_F_.]
THE PROGRESS OF BEAUTY. 1719[1]
When first Diana leaves her bed, Vapours and steams her looks disgrace, A frowzy dirty-colour'd red Sits on her cloudy wrinkled face:
But by degrees, when mounted high, Her artificial face appears Down from her window in the sky, Her spots are gone, her visage clears.
'Twixt earthly females and the moon, All parallels exactly run; If Celia should appear too soon, Alas, the nymph would be undone!
To see her from her pillow rise, All reeking in a cloudy steam, Crack'd lips, foul teeth, and gummy eyes, Poor Strephon! how would he blaspheme!
The soot or powder which was wont To make her hair look black as jet, Falls from her tresses on her front, A mingled ma.s.s of dirt and sweat.
Three colours, black, and red, and white So graceful in their proper place, Remove them to a different light, They form a frightful hideous face:
For instance, when the lily slips Into the precincts of the rose, And takes possession of the lips, Leaving the purple to the nose:
So Celia went entire to bed, All her complexion safe and sound; But, when she rose, the black and red, Though still in sight, had changed their ground.
The black, which would not be confined, A more inferior station seeks, Leaving the fiery red behind, And mingles in her muddy cheeks.
The paint by perspiration cracks, And falls in rivulets of sweat, On either side you see the tracks While at her chin the conflu'nts meet.
A skilful housewife thus her thumb, With spittle while she spins anoints; And thus the brown meanders come In trickling streams betwixt her joints.
But Celia can with ease reduce, By help of pencil, paint, and brush, Each colour to its place and use, And teach her cheeks again to blush.
She knows her early self no more, But fill'd with admiration stands; As other painters oft adore The workmans.h.i.+p of their own hands.
Thus, after four important hours, Celia's the wonder of her s.e.x; Say, which among the heavenly powers Could cause such wonderful effects?
Venus, indulgent to her kind, Gave women all their hearts could wish, When first she taught them where to find White lead, and Lusitanian dish.
Love with white lead cements his wings; White lead was sent us to repair Two brightest, brittlest, earthly things, A lady's face, and China-ware.
She ventures now to lift the sash; The window is her proper sphere; Ah, lovely nymph! be not too rash, Nor let the beaux approach too near.
Take pattern by your sister star; Delude at once and bless our sight; When you are seen, be seen from far, And chiefly choose to s.h.i.+ne by night.
In the Pall Mall when pa.s.sing by, Keep up the gla.s.ses of your chair, Then each transported fop will cry, ”G----d d----n me, Jack, she's wondrous fair!”
But art no longer can prevail, When the materials all are gone; The best mechanic hand must fail, Where nothing's left to work upon.
Matter, as wise logicians say, Cannot without a form subsist; And form, say I, as well as they, Must fail if matter brings no grist.
And this is fair Diana's case; For, all astrologers maintain, Each night a bit drops off her face, When mortals say she's in her wane:
While Partridge wisely shows the cause Efficient of the moon's decay, That Cancer with his pois'nous claws Attacks her in the milky way:
But Gadbury,[2] in art profound, From her pale cheeks pretends to show That swain Endymion is not sound, Or else that Mercury's her foe.