414 Hehe (1/2)
If it were something terrible, Ou Ming would be very interested. The third time the phone rang, he chose not to pick up. After getting rid of the evidence, he slowly put the condoms into his pocket. Seeing that Yu Lili was still asleep, he put them where they should be.
Sneaky, sneaky…
With the familiar ringtone, Yu Lili woke up. Ou Ming almost wanted to kill Li Sicheng at this point. Seeing her surprised look, he slammed the drawer shut and stood up, saying in an effortless tone, ”Just restocking.”
Yu Lili rolled her eyes. ”You don't want to do it again, do you? This much sex could kill you.”
Hearing that, he threw himself at her and laughed. ”Do you have the heart to kill me?”
”F**k off!” Yu Lili kicked him away mercilessly. ”Pick up the phone. The noise is killing me.”
Ou Ming walked away and let out a sigh of relief. It seemed that she did not suspect a thing. So scary! He picked the phone up and said impatiently, ”Don't lose your mind in the middle of the night. It is no good for the harmony of the society.”
”My wife's pregnant!”
Ou Ming said nothing. Critical hit.
”My wife's pregnant! My wife's pregnant! My wife's pregnant!”
Ou Ming remained silent.
”Did you hear me? My wife's pregnant!”
”Oh hehe… dumbass!” Ou Ming simply hung up.