479 There is a girl, whom I loved for eight years (1/2)
”Well,” Lu Yihan took up his chopsticks and picked up some meat. He chewed and said, ”when you become a transgender and finish all the plastic surgeries, we can see if I am blind at the time. What if you are lucky?”
”S**t! Look in my face, do I need to have any plastic surgeries? Do I?” Luo Zhan pointed at his face and asked gloomily.
Lu Yihan held the bottle of beer for a long time, before he nodded seriously. ”Very much so.”
Luo Zhan: ”...I am not going to love...”
”Then go die.”
”But I haven't married a girl yet.”
”Forget it. There are not many girls who are that confused in this world.”
”Can't you comfort me?”
”Well...” Lu Yihan also realized that he may have been too mean. He hesitated and said, ”in fact, there are still quite a few confused girls.”
Luo Zhan almost left. Su Qianci and Yu Lili were both laughing hard. Looking at the two guys, the girls exchanged a look. After the meal, people quickly parted ways.
Luo Zhan and Lu Yihan both drank a lot. After the other two guys went home with their wives, the two brothers in woe also hugged each other and stumbled home.
Lu Yihan patted Luo Zhan on the shoulder, full of sympathy on his drunken face. ”Both of us being strangers here, both of us stranded!”
”A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall!”
Lu Yihan couldn't help but smile. ”Have you read any books?”
”Tut, you think you're a genius to know some ancient poems? I also knew these when I was im elementary school!”
”Honestly, you have lived for twenty-seven years and never had a girlfriend?”
”No...”