92 Queen Piccolo? (1/2)

It had been about five months since I had returned to the dragon ball world, the skeleton I mutated had turned into a badass lich and the Berserkers I fused had become far stronger than they were originally.

I was sitting on the couch today, watching tv and I saw the damndest thing on the news today.

A female Namekian calling herself Queen Piccolo, claiming that she had taken over the earth and then she made some laws, including that everyone should steal, that there shall be no more police activity, you cannot utter words such as ”peace” or ”justice” or she'd become quite angry, and that there'd be a lottery to see which province she'd attack next. And as luck would have it. It was the one I am currently in.

So, angrily I flew up to the palace where she was currently residing and challenged her to a battle.

And here I am now, fighting a tall, beautiful green bald woman who is literally shouting about how I'm powerful enough to become her husband and that we should rule the world as husband and wife.

”Uh... no, sorry. Already have a woman I love, you see... and I don't exactly think she'd be comfortable with me two-timing her” I said with a sheepish grin as I punched her through a wall.

”Ah, well that's fine. We'll just share!” Queen Piccolo said as she got up and tried to punch me in the face.

I swiftly dodged and kicked her in the gut, causing her to stumble back in pain.

”Nah, still don't think she'd be all that comfortable... well, actually... maybe if... hmm... Nah, I don't want some sort of love triangle... or square... or other shapes, it'd take up too much time just trying to please everyone,” I said with a smirk as I punched her in the face, knocking her out, ”Now. Just... don't get up, or I'll have to do it again”

”Prepare to die Pic- huh? Who are you?” A bald man with three eyes, who I recognised as Tienshinhan asked me as he flew over.

”Uh... I'm Tomant, the dude that just totally wrecked her... did you know that she basically just proposed to me? I mean, I'm flattered and all... but, I've already got a girl I love... and I don't think she'd be all too comfortable with me bringing an evil tyrant home and saying ”Hey babe, this is Piccolo, she's gonna be girl number 2”... yeah, I think I wouldn't survive the night after that... hehe” I said with a sheepish grin as I rubbed the back of my head.

”Wha-how did you beat her?” The man asked.

”Simple, I'm stronger thus I win, also... I didn't get your name... unless you just want me to call you Mr Triclops, because I will” I said.

”My name is Tienshinhan, and I... thank you for your help Tomant” Tienshinhan said as he bowed politely toward me.

”Ah! You're the guy Goku was talking about, right? The guy who beat him? Good job dude! Totally deserved that win!” I said with a large smile as I pat him on the back.

”You know Goku?” Tienshinhan asked.

”Well yeah, my brother and I were there when he was born, we were best friends with his older brother too... may he and their parents rest in peace,” I said with a sombre smile.

”Oh... uh, so you've known Goku for a long time then?” Tienshinhan asked.

”Well yeah, I'm also... sort of his first teacher? I mean, Gohan could also be if you think about it... but, I taught him quite a few things myself, which I had learned from Master Roshi, Ox King and Gohan” I said.