Vol 2 Chapter 13 (1/2)

“… According to the results fro froe caused by the light head shock from earlier”

Short hair and silver-rilasses, dressed in a white hospital coat, this woave off an air of professionalism

If ere to parse through her dialogue and cut out any words of technical variety and scavenge together what’s left for a legible explanation, ould get the sentence from above

But at least it’s a temporary symptom

That’s soood news out of all the bad news

“Er, so what should we do to turn her back to normal?”

If I recall correctly, one way to cure this would be to give another shock to her head and things would turn back to norree in brain science, so it’s probably an urban medical remedy that’s bound to have disastrous consequences

“For now, I think it’d be best to take it slow and observe how things progress In cases like this, the norm is to expose the patient to the everyday activity rather than progressing with a medical treatment”

“Ah, I guess that's that”

So this is professional advice then? Looking at her coolly analyzing what the best course of action is in asituation like this, I feel e out like ‘dropping another big one on her head'

I decided to nodDorothy, as now glued toin a cheery tone

“What a bother”

It was hard to believe the Dorothy here noas the sa about how she didn’t want to separate from me when I told her she needed to take MRI and CT shots There’s no way my little Dorothy can be this cute

I suppose if I had to co to eat me up with her explosive fit of violence, then I suppose noas about 100 times better

It’s certainly better, but…

“…Erhat me like that?”

The only downside to this were the glares that surrounded me

In particular, Maria’s positively stony gazes that could burrow through a steel plate were really getting hard for me to take!

“Ha-ah”

In the end, Maria breathed a conteh was not of acceptance, but of resolve?

Eh, wait, resolve for what…?

“It's settled then! I have decided, from today that I, Maria, too shall act like a spoiled child just like Dorothy!”

“…Coain?”

“It is so! This girl is henceforth an innocent child shrouded in purity! I’ll be expecting Onii-sama to spoil me a lot ♡”

With that shocking revelation in place, Maria joined Dorothy in the all-i me at my sides

And while I was stewing in the agony of Maria’s sudden change in behaviour, Lily decided to chime in

“Lily… too young”

“The fact that you’re trying to use your age as an advantage proves that you’re not young enough!”

“…You, too noisy”

Bam

In more ways than one, there was a punch directed my way at terminal velocity

I collapsed in a state of knock-out fro

◇◆◇“Uwahhh! Heavy, you’re too heavy!”

The two Dorothy sisters and Lily were busy riding on my back Like some kind of a zo about the streets with the load weighting me down

The things weighting down a soldier carrying 25 kilogram worth of equipment times two in a patrol is not only his physical strain, but the mental strain on his mind as well I felt like I was about to fall into the sairls were in in if I couldn’t cope with the line of baggage trailing behind me

“Fu, fufu! I will never let go! The girl you see before you is only a mere toddler of whitest purity, a manifestation of innocence! Try to shake me off, if you can!”

“Yeah, yeah! Dorothy will also cling to Onii-chan with Onee-chan so we can get really, really spoiled”

“…Wah”

“Hey Lily! What’s with that flat-tone baby cry like you’re reading off a book? That’s on purpose, right? Is it on purpose? It is on purpose!!”

“Hmph You, stupid?”

And she was topping off the whole thing by blatantly shi+ning a sinister s this whole thing It was surprising to me as to how devious a kid like her could be

“Gyaaaahh! If you guys keep this up, your Onii-sa to be responsible for that?”

“No, not yet! Onii-sairl will not allow you to be tired already just from this level of play!”

“Lily will give you an experience so hard your hips won't ever last without ♡”

“Keep so other people will obviously misunderstand to yourself!”

I wasn’t sure as to whether they intended to include those innuendos in their sentences, but it h, I should remind myself that ere located in a mysterious mansion in the countryside

“He-eh? What do you mean?”

While ere busy sorting out thisbut lean her head in curiosity and asked for thebehind our conversation

“Dangerous world of adults… it’s not for kids”

Following that, Lily proceeded to lay down a few tons of nuclear warhead worth of unnecessaryby the cartload

“W-world of adults…?!”

Hearing that, Dorothy’s face paled in colour and the seed of ant bouquet

Really, don’t you think this overused pattern of events has been abused enough? This is just too much!”