Chapter 278 Im Glad She Liked It (2/2)
Letting out a big sigh, Fate-san looks as if she was thinking for a little bit before she looked at me with her hands outstretched.
[Well then, in that case! Kai-chan, piggyback~~]
[That’s rejected. I reject it.]
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[Ueeeehhhh……]
Seeing Fate-san with her arms outstretched like that was very cute, but as expected, I decided to reject her because I think going on a date while your partner was in your back is kinda difficult.
[Uuuuuu, in that case, I can’t walk~~ I’m going to die here~~]
[……How lazy can you be……]
[Ahh~~ What a blunder. I shouldn’t have left my cushion if this was going to happen……]
[……Huhh……]
I was feeling dismayed when Fate-san started acting spoiled, but thinking about it, Fate-san usually travels on a flying cushion and I rarely see her walking.
Even when we were going towards this city, she was also riding on my back…… and it seems that walking feels troublesome for her.
Letting out a big sigh again, I feel like our date won’t go on like this, so although it changes the order of my plans, I decided to give her the cushion I prepared for her as a present.
[……It can’t be helped. I was actually going to give it to you at the end of our date but……]
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[Unnn? What is it? What is it?]
[Here, the present I have prepared for Fate-san.]
[O- Ooohhhhh!!!]
As I said that, I took out from the magic box the cushion that makes people useless made by Alice…… In short, it’s a squishy bean bag.
When Fate-san sees this, her eyes widened and she looked at me with sparkling eyes.
[I- It’s a cushion! A cushion Kai-chan prepared just for me……]
[I didn’t know what Fate-san liked, so this is what I thought.]
[I- I’m so happy——– Haahh!? Whoa there…… I’ll just say this now, Kai-chan. Even if it’s Kai-chan’s present for me, I’m still going to be very picky with my cushions, you know? If you think that you can satisfy me with just some half-heartedly made cushion, you’re mistaken!]
She was about to say she was happy for a moment, but it seems like she has some kind of weird pride regarding cushions, as Fate-san regained her attention and declared that with a serious expression on her face.
The way she looks like that is so cute that I can’t help but chuckle.
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[I’m sure it’s okay…… Because this is the cushion famous in our world for making people useless.]
[What’s with that really fantastic item!? A cushion that makes people useless!? It could make people useless!? Isn’t this the greatest!?]
[……No, your reaction to it was the weird one.]
Why the heck do you look so happy after you heard that it turns people useless…… Also, please be relieved. You’re already a useless Goddess from the moment I met you. As for that assessment, that hasn’t improved at all.
Anyway, Fate-san seemed to be interested in this cushion and received it from me…… Thereupon, her eyes widened.
[W- What is this~~!? T- This cushion is…… H- How squishy. It’s as if this cushion is sucking in my finger with my touch!]
[It was filled with lots of little beads in it, making it very squishy.]
[Fuuoooohhhh! This is amazing, Kai-chan! This is amazing…… P- Poke, poke……]
As expected of the cushion that makes people useless. It was frighteningly effective on the useless Goddess, as Fate-san happily touched the cushion around, and after a bit of time, she deployed what seems to be State Preservation Magic on it before jumping on it.
[Aaaaahhhhh~~ Amazing. Dish is amashiiinngg…… Fuaaahhhh…… I’ll go live here from now on……]
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[………………]
It seems that Fate-san and the cushion have quite the affinity with each other, as she was so charmed by the cushion that her body already looks like melted cheese…… As I looked at Fate-san while she lazily lay down on the cushion, the cushion floated and lined up next to me.
[Kai-chan…… this is the best…… Thank yooouuuu~~]
[I’m glad you liked it.]
[Unnn, Kai-chan really is fantastic~~ I love you so much~~ How about I give you a kiss in return?]
[No, thank you.]
[Do you really have to be that quick in refusing me!?]
Somehow, isn’t she more languid than before? W- Well, I guess that’s how much she liked it but……. Well, whatever.
Dear Mom, Dad———- My date with Fate-san started, but Fate-san is still the same as ever. I ended up having to change the order and give my present to her first, but for the time being——– I’m glad that she liked my present.
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Question: What happens when you give a Goddess who is originally useless a cushion that makes people useless?
Answer: The Goddess who is originally useless and the cushion that makes people useless would mix with each other, their chemistry would lead them to a useless direction, accomplish a useless evolution, and turn into something that’s more useless than ever.
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