Part 16 (1/2)
”If it please your majesty,” began the humble-bee, but he was seized upon by the bee (who was always jealous of him), and the b.u.t.terfly, and the beetle, and hustled away from the precinct of the council.
”Bring the weasel here, this instant,” shouted Kapchack. ”Drag him here by the ears.”
Everybody stood up, but everybody hesitated, for though they all hated the weasel they all feared him. Ki Ki, the hawk, bold as he was, could not do much in the bushes, nor enter a hole; Kauc, the crow, was in the like fix, and he intended if he was called upon to take refuge in the pretence of his age; the stoat, fierce as he was, shrank from facing the weasel, being afraid of his relation's tricks and stratagems. Even the fox, though he was the biggest of all, hesitated, for he recollected once when Pan, the spaniel, snapped at the weasel, the weasel made his teeth meet in Pan's nostrils.
Thus they all hesitated, when the rat suddenly stood out and said: ”I will fetch the weasel, your majesty; I will bring that hateful traitor to your feet”.
”Do so, good and loyal rat,” said the king, well pleased. And the rat ran off to compel the weasel to come.
As the elm was so close, they all looked that way, expecting to hear sounds of fighting; but in less than half-a-minute the rat appeared, with the weasel limping on three legs in his rear. For when the weasel heard what the rat said, he knew it was of no use to stay away any longer; but in his heart he vowed that he would, sooner or later, make the rat smart for his officious interference.
When he came near, the weasel fell down and bowed himself before the king, who said nothing, but eyed him scornfully.
”I am guilty,” said the weasel, in a very humble voice; ”I am guilty of disobedience to your majesty's commands, and I am guilty of sending you a deceitful message, for which my poor friend the humble-bee has been cruelly hustled from your presence; but I am not guilty of the treason of which I am accused. I hid in the elm, your majesty, because I went in terror of my life, and I feigned to be ill, in order to stay away from the council, because there is not one of all these (he pointed to the circle of councillors) who has not sworn to destroy me, and I feared to venture forth. They have all banded together to compa.s.s my destruction, because I alone of all of them have remained faithful to your throne, and have not secretly conspired.”
At these words, there was such an outcry on the part of all the birds and animals, that the wood echoed with their cries; for the stoat snapped his teeth, and the fox snarled, and the jay screamed, and the hawk napped his wings, and the crow said ”Caw!” and the rook ”Haw!” and all so eagerly denied the imputation, that it was some minutes before even King Kapchack could make himself heard.
When the noise in some degree subsided, however, he said: ”Weasel, you are so false of tongue, and you have so many s.h.i.+fts and contrivances ('That he has!' said Bevis, who was delighted at the downfall of the weasel), that it is no longer possible for any of us to believe anything you say. We have now such important business before us, that we cannot stop to proceed to your trial and execution, and we therefore order that in the meantime you remain where you are, and that you maintain complete silence--for you are degraded from your rank--until such time as we can attend to your contemptible body, which will shortly dangle from a tree, as a warning to traitors for all time to come. My lords, we will now proceed with our business, and, first of all, the secretary will read the roll-call of our forces.”
The owl then read the list of the army, and said: ”First, your majesty's devoted body-guard, with--with Prince Tchack-tchack (the king frowned, and the jay laughed outright) at their head; Ki Ki, lord of hawks, one thousand beaks; the rooks, five thousand beaks; Kauc, the crow, two hundred beaks;” and so on, enumerating the numbers which all the tribes could bring to battle.
In the buzz of conversation that arose while the owl was reading (as it usually does), the squirrel told Bevis that he believed the crow had not returned the number of his warriors correctly, but that there were really many more, whom he purposely kept in the background. As for Prince Tchack-tchack, his absence from the council evidently disturbed his majesty, though he was too proud to show how he felt the defection of his eldest son and heir.
The number of the rooks, too, was not accurate, and did not give a true idea of their power, for it was the original estimate furnished many years ago, when Kapchack first organised his army, and although the rooks had greatly increased since then, the same return was always made.
But it was well understood that the nation of the rooks could send, and doubtless would send, quite ten thousand beaks into the field.
”It is not a little curious,” said the squirrel, ”that the rooks, who, as you know, belong to a limited monarchy--so limited that they have no real king--should form the main support of so despotic a monarch as Kapchack, who obtains even more decisive a.s.sistance from them than from the ferocious and wily Ki Ki. It is an ill.u.s.tration of the singular complexity and paradoxical positions of politics that those who are naturally so opposed, should thus form the closest friends and allies.
I do not understand why it is so myself, for as you know, dear, I do not attempt to meddle with politics, but the owl has several times very learnedly discoursed to me upon this subject, and I gather from him that one princ.i.p.al reason why the rooks support the tyrant Kapchack, is because they well know if he is not king some one else will be. Now Kapchack, in return for their valuable services, has, for one thing, ordered Ki Ki on no account to interfere with them (which is the reason they have become so populous), and under the nominal rule of Kapchack they really enjoy greater liberty than they otherwise could.
”But the beginning of the alliance, it seems, was in this way. Many years ago, when Kapchack was a young monarch, and by no means firmly established upon his throne, he sought about for some means of gaining the a.s.sistance of the rooks. He observed that in the spring, when the rooks repaired their dwellings, they did so in a very inferior manner, doing indeed just as their forefathers had done before them, and repeating the traditional architecture handed down through innumerable generations. So ill-constructed were their buildings, that if, as often chanced, the March winds blew with fury, it was a common thing to see the gra.s.s strewn with the wreck of their houses. Now Kapchack and all his race are excellent architects, and it occurred to him to do the rooks a service, by instructing them how to bind their lower courses, so that they should withstand the wind.
”With some difficulty, for the older rooks, though they would loudly deny it, are eminently conservative (a thing I do not profess to understand), he succeeded in persuading the younger builders to adopt his design; and the result was that in the end they all took to it, and now it is quite the exception to hear of an accident. Besides the preservation of life, Kapchack's invention also saved them an immense amount in timber for rebuilding. The consequence has been that the rooks have flourished above all other birds. They at once concluded an alliance with Kapchack, and as they increased in numbers, so they became more firmly attached to his throne.
”It is not that they feel any grat.i.tude--far from it, they are a selfish race--but they are very keen after their own interest, which is, perhaps, the strongest tie. For, as I observed, the rooks live under a limited monarchy; they had real kings of their own centuries since, but now their own king is only a name, a state fiction. Every single rook has a voice in the affairs of the nation (hence the tremendous clamour you may hear in their woods towards sunset when their a.s.semblies are held), but the practical direction of their policy is entrusted to a circle or council of about ten of the older rooks, distinguished for their oratorical powers. These depute, again, one of their own number to Kapchack's court; you see him yonder, his name is Kauhaha. The council considers, I have no doubt, that by supporting Kapchack they retain their supremacy, for very likely if they did not have a foreigner to reign over them, some clever genius of their own race would arise and overturn these mighty talkers.
”On the other hand Kapchack fully appreciates their services, and if he dared he would give the chief command of his forces to the generalissimo of the rooks--not the one who sits yonder--the commander's name is Ah Kurroo. But he dreads the jealousy of Ki Ki, who is extremely off-handed and high in his ways, and might go off with his contingent. I am curious to see who will have the command. As for the starlings, I daresay you will notice their absence; they are under the jurisdiction of the rooks, and loyal as their masters; the reason they are not here is because they are already mobilised and have taken the field; they were despatched in all haste very early this morning, before you were awake, Bevis dear, to occupy the slope from whence the peewits fled. Now they are discussing the doubtful allies.”
”The larks,” the owl was saying as the squirrel finished, ”have sent a message which I consider extremely impertinent. They have dared to say that they have nothing whatever to do with the approaching contest, and decline to join either party. They say that from time immemorial they have been free mountaineers, owing allegiance to no one, and if they have attended your court it has been from courtesy, and not from any necessity that they were under.”
”They are despicable creatures,” said the king, who was secretly annoyed, but would not show it. ”Ki Ki, I deliver them over to you; let your men plunder them as they like.”
”The finches,” went on the owl. ”I hardly know----”
”We are loyal to the last feather,” said Tc.h.i.n.k, the chaffinch, bold as bra.s.s, and coming to the front, to save his friends from the fate of the larks. ”Your majesty, we are perfectly loyal--why, our troops, whom you know are only lightly armed, have already gone forward, and have occupied the furze on the summits of the hills.”
”I am much pleased,” said the king, who had been a little doubtful.
”Tell your friends to continue in that spirit.”
”With all my heart,” said Tc.h.i.n.k, laughing in Ki Ki's face; he actually flew close by the terrible hawk, and made a face at him, for he knew that he was disappointed, having hoped for permission to tear and rend the finches as the larks.
”The thrushes,” began the owl again.