Part 20 (1/2)

The man coughed in embarra.s.sed confusion.

”Well, sir,” he began, ”the fact is, I don't like it.”

”You don't like what? The five hundred pounds I gave you?”

”No, sir. It is not that, but it was a queer thing to ask me to do--pretend to be you and send a commissionaire to the bank for your money, and then get away out of London to a quiet little hole like Bilstead.”

”So you think it was queer?”

The chauffeur nodded.

”The fact is, sir,” he blurted out, ”I've seen the papers.”

The other nodded thoughtfully.

”I presume you mean the newspapers. And what is there in the newspapers that interests you?”

Mr. Holland took a gold case from his pocket, opened it languidly, and selected a cigarette. He was closing it when he caught the chauffeur's eye and tossed a cigarette to him.

”Thank you, sir,” said the man.

”What was it you didn't like?” asked Mr. Holland again, pa.s.sing a match.

”Well, sir, I've been in all sorts of queer places,” said Feltham doggedly, as he puffed away at the cigarette, ”but I've always managed to keep clear of anything--funny. Do you see what I mean?”

”By funny I presume you don't mean comic,” said Mr. Rex Holland cheerfully. ”You mean dishonest, I suppose?”

”That's right, sir, and there's no doubt that I have been in a swindle, and it's worrying me--that bank-forgery case. Why, I read my own description in the paper!”

Beads of perspiration stood upon the little man's forehead, and there was a pathetic droop to his mouth.

”That is a distinction which falls to few of us,” said his employer suavely. ”You ought to feel highly honored. And what are you going to do about it, Feltham?”

The man looked to left and right as though seeking some friend in need who would step forth with ready-made advice.

”The only thing I can do, sir,” he said, ”is to give myself up.”

”And give me up, too,” said the other, with a little laugh. ”Oh, no, my dear Feltham. Listen; I will tell you something. A few weeks ago I had a very promising valet chauffeur just like you. He was an admirable man, and he was also a foreigner. I believe he was a Swede. He came to me under exactly the same circ.u.mstances as you arrived, and he received exactly the same instructions as you have received, which unfortunately he did not carry out to the letter. I caught him pilfering from me--a few trinkets of no great value--and, instead of the foolish fellow repenting, he blurted out the one fact which I did not wish him to know, and incidentally which I did not wish anybody in the world to know.

”He knew who I was. He had seen me in the West End and had discovered my ident.i.ty. He even sought an interview with some one to whom it would have been inconvenient to have made known my--character. I promised to find him another job, but he had already decided upon changing and had cut out an advertis.e.m.e.nt from a newspaper. I parted friendly with him, wished him luck, and he went off to interview his possible employer, smoking one of my cigarettes just as you are smoking--and he threw it away, I have no doubt, just as you have thrown it away when it began to taste a little bitter.”

”Look here!” said the chauffeur, and scrambled to his feet. ”If you try any monkey tricks with me--”

Mr. Holland eyed him with interest.

”If you try any monkey tricks with me,” said the chauffeur thickly, ”I'll--”

He pitched forward on his face and lay still.