Chapter 3121: revenge (1/2)
Having deceived You Jiaqi, Xiao Lin was so happy.
At the same time, Xiao Lin continued the performance to the end, watching Yan Feixue, and said: ”My horse can't run anymore, so I came here to find a well water and want to drink two sips. Who knew I just happened to run into this sleepy bug. I don’t know why I slept so dead.”
You Jiaqi dressed in red, and she was even more glamorous under the dimness of the night: ”Do you really think he is asleep?”
Xiao Lin was taken aback: ”Isn't it asleep? Could it be that you are dead?”
You Jiaqi said: ”It just so happens, let me search to find out if the thing is on him.”
After that, You Jiaqi squatted down and searched, Xiao Lin was desperately anxious. If You Jiaqi found the map with the sacred fire, wouldn't his plan fail?
In this anxious wait, You Jiaqi quickly searched Yan Feixue's body up and down, and she said strangely: ”Huh? Why is there nothing?”
”Nothing?” Xiao Lin couldn't tell whether he was happy or disappointed.
It's strange to say that since Yan Feixue didn't bring the map with him, why was he so nervous when Xiao Lin was going to search before?
You Jiaqi stood up, and suddenly she exclaimed, ”That's awful! Someone must have robbed him before I came!”
”Little devil, go and fetch a bucket of water to pour him up!”
Xiao Lin made a gesture to show his strength: ”Don't say it is a bucket of water, even if it is ten buckets of water, I can bring it.”
After talking about Xiao Lin, he went out to fetch water, but it was just such a bucket of water, but Xiao Lin staggered, swaying all the way, and when he walked in front of You Jiaqi, his feet were wrapped around, and the bucket of water was splashed all over. On You Jiaqi.
You Jiaqi was furious: ”You pighead! Idiot!”
Xiao Lin hurriedly wiped the water from You Jiaqi's body and apologized: ”I'm sorry, sorry, grandma, sorry.”
You Jiaqi was furious: ”You stupid pig, if I don't clean the water on my body, I will kill you!”
Xiao Lin's hand rubbed it here, then rubbed it, naturally there was a suspicion of wiping oil, and You Jiaqi's body was indeed extremely soft and very comfortable to the touch.
After reacting, You Jiaqi became even more angry, raising his leg and kicking it.
Before this kick started, Xiao Lin suddenly pointed to Yu Jiaqi's thigh. The acupuncture point on this thigh instantly made half of Yu Jiaqi's body unable to move.
At this time, Xiao Lin didn't stop and continued to touch randomly: ”I'm sorry, sorry...”
Under this messy touch, Xiao Lin clicked four inches under Yu Jiaqi's armpit, and at the same time clicked under Yu Jiaqi's left rib. In this way, Yu Jiaqi was really unable to move. , The body fell backward at once.
Xiao Lin saw You Jiaqi fall, pretending to be like: ”Huh? Why did you lie down? A bucket of water poured you sick. Your body is not good.”
You Jiaqi's face was flushed. She was not too old, and it was obvious that there were so many bad guys that she had known. How could she not think that this kid in front of her was worse than any other bad guy, so she was so confused.
”Good devil, you are good!” You Jiaqi almost gritted his teeth.
Xiao Lin looked aggrieved: ”I originally fetched water for your horse to drink, because I burned its tail before and wanted to make amends for it.”
You Jiaqi's heartbeat is faster: ”It turns out that you stupid donkey burned my horse!”
Xiao Lin finally put away the pretense, and said seriously: ”Tell you, don't think that everyone is a fool. The person who treats others as fools is the greatest fool.”
After finishing talking, Xiao Lin picked up Yan Feixue's body next to him and put it on the little pony, before he left.
Seeing that Xiao Lin was about to leave, You Jiaqi sighed in relief. After all, now the body is limited, and if you can bear it, you can bear it.
But just as Xiao Lin walked out of the hut and turned back again, Yu Jiaqi suddenly became nervous. Xiao Lin looked at each other and said, ”Yes, you slapped me three times before. I think you are a woman and you don't charge interest. ”
You Jiaqi's eyes widened: ”Dare you!”
Xiao Lin looked horrified: ”I dare not... I dare not...”
Snapped!
One slap fell, and the right half of Yu Jiaqi's face was flushed, and his voice was clear: ”Your first slap gave me severe pain, so my first slap was harder. Don't worry, the second slap won't work hard anymore.”
Who is You Jiaqi? That is the jewel in the palm of a huge power, has it ever been slapped? I was immediately stunned: ”You! How dare you hit me! I won't forget you when I die!”
Xiao Lin looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: ”It is also a happy and good thing to be remembered by such a beautiful woman.”
You Jiaqi shouted angrily: ”Dead stupid thief! I won't let you go!”
Xiao Lin looked at You Jiaqi and was unaffected: ”There are still two slaps in the back, but your face is really beautiful, and I can't bear to slap it anymore, so let me do some calculations and repay you in another way.”
After talking, Xiao Lin suddenly squatted down, and then leaned toward You Jiaqi's face.
At this moment, You Jiaqi appeared in real panic: ”You...what are you going to do!”
Before You Jiaqi finished speaking, Xiao Lin’s mouth was already printed on You Jiaqi’s lips. I have to say that although this woman is fierce, her lips are soft like cotton candy, and Xiao Lin did not forget to take a breath. , Very feeling.
You Jiaqi stopped screaming, she was completely stunned, her eyes, her body, and her heart were all stunned.
Xiao Lin stood up and said with a smile: ”You woman is only fifteen or six years old at most. How can you be my aunt? It's almost the same as my wife. This little mouth is so sweet, you can kiss a hundred times a day. Many, hehe.”
You Jiaqi almost angered herself: ”Dead thief! If you dare to move me again, I will definitely kill you! Cut off your flesh piece by piece! Cut off your tongue and your eyes!!”
Xiao Lin narrowed his mouth and said: ”Don't worry, I won't move about a fierce woman like you. I don't want a tigress like this to give me.”
You Jiaqi's vicious curses continued to be heard behind him, but Xiao Lin had already turned around and walked away, and there was a cheerful laugh.
”You kill me! Kill me! Otherwise I will kill you! I must kill you! Ah!!!” You Jiaqi's voice kept coming from behind, but Xiao Lin never paid attention.
Seeing Xiao Lin ignoring herself, You Jiaqi cried out aggrievedly, and the cry was so sad.
Ahead, Xiao Lin stepped on his horse, drove the horse forward, and sang a little song: ”You Jiaqi, bitter, with two big noses on her face! Handsome Xiao Lin, smiling, kissed her little mouth with a happy kiss. ”
The more he sang, the more he felt that he sang better, and at the same time he was amazed at his unparalleled talent.
Under the night sky, Xiao Lin felt tired riding a horse, and fell asleep without knowing it.
At this time, Xiao Lin dreamed of You Jiaqi, and You Jiaqi became gentle, lying in his arms, and told him to kiss her a hundred times a day, no more than once, no less, but in Xiao When Lin was about to kiss him, You Jiaqi slapped him, and Xiao Lin was in pain.
”No, someone really slapped me!” Xiao Lin reacted and opened his eyes to see that it was already dawn and the person who slapped himself was Yan Feixue on horseback.
Under the brilliant galaxy, the grass of the prairie was able to reach the horse's belly. The cold wind hit, and half of Xiao Lin's face was red.
Yan Feixue looked at Xiao Lin on horseback, the anger on her face was not concealed: ”Little devil! Do you also fall asleep?”
Remembering that Xiao Lin had secretly dropped the package before, causing him to be Miyun, Yan Feixue couldn't swallow it in her heart.
After being slapped in the slap, Xiao Lin didn't mean to be angry at all. He still smiled and said, ”I just dreamed. I dreamed that I would kiss someone a hundred times. If you wake me up, you will pay me. You have to make me kiss a hundred times. Times!”
Yan Feixue was surprised. Could it be that his gender was seen?
”Devil! What did you do after I fainted before?” Yan Feixue was very scared.
Xiao Lin smiled and said: ”Nothing, just searched your body from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, all the time, it feels pretty good.”
Yan Feixue's whole body was angry as if she was swaying, her face was red and bleeding, even at night, it was clearly visible.
Xiao Lin looked at Yan Feixue and said, ”Why didn't you tell me you are a woman earlier? Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to search you. You know, although I am not old, I am a man after all, and I cannot avoid a man. Impulse...”
”Shut up! I'll kill you if you say it again!” Yan Feixue was ashamed and angry.
As Yan Feixue’s tears were rolling in her eyes again, Xiao Lin turned a blind eye and said with a smile: ”It looks like I can only marry you as a wife. Let me take a loss. You are older than me and wait for me to be thirty. You are already an old woman when you are old.”
Yan Feixue suddenly pulled out a dagger from his boots, eyes flushed and looked at Xiao Lin: ”Do you have any last words?”
Xiao Lin suddenly became nervous: ”You...you want to kill me?”
Then Xiao Lin recovered: ”It doesn't matter if you don't marry me, I will never stop you from marrying someone else, don't kill at every turn.”
Yan Feixue just didn't hear it, ”If there is no last word, I will do it!”
After speaking, Yan Feixue seemed to think about it, then turned to Xiao Lin and said seriously: ”But don't worry, I will never marry someone else.”
Xiao Lin was taken aback. He wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh. Instead, he wanted to cry. What kind of creature is this woman? Oh my god, she really believes that?