Chapter 3129： con man (1/2)
After being poisoned by the wine, Xiao Lin's whole body was limp, unable to get it up with any strength.
Lying on the ground, Xiao Lin stared at the seemingly stupid Yang Yang and smiled bitterly: ”I didn't expect you to have so many bad ideas hidden in the belly of your gorilla. It's really unexpected.”
Yang Rooster on the side smiled and said, ”There are quite a few people in the Valley of the Dead who were pitted by Yang Dasha. Most of them have never heard a word, which is not to be seen.”
Yang Dorang said proudly: ”I know that you are slick and difficult, and I know that I am fooled, and I will definitely try my best to torture us. If you little devil has a better conscience, then I really can't do anything, it's a pity .”
Xiao Lin sighed: ”I was wondering a few days ago, why the famous Yang Brothers would be so obedient. I didn't expect that it was you deliberately. I was so clever, Xiao Lin was confused for a while and turned over.”
Dorilla Yang criticized: ”You little devil always thinks you are smart and peerless. In fact, you are not even a fart. A little clever, I will turn you over in twos and threes.”
Yang Cock said cruelly: ”What kind of person are our Yang brothers in the Valley of the Dead? Don't say it's you, even if Void Swallowing Yan comes here in person, I'm not afraid, maybe I will spit on his face!”
Yang Dasha continued to attack: ”I wanted to wait for your kid to walk to the treasure place and then cut you in half, but since you want to slip now, then I will give you two mouthfuls of ecstasy soup and solve you in advance!”
Yang Cock said: ”Anyway, we already know that the treasure is located in Qianxu Mountain, so we are not afraid of you playing tricks.”
Yang Dorang took out a dagger and rubbed the blade with his fingers: ”If you are acquainted, you should say the exact location. This way, my brother may be compassionate and may save your life. You are a wise man and know how to do it. Right?”
Xiao Lin on the ground didn't say a word. Suddenly, Xiao Lin laughed loudly and burst into tears.
When Dorilla Yang saw this, he said angrily: ”Little bastard! What are you laughing at? Really I am threatening you? I dare not attack you?”
Xiao Lin's laughter gradually stopped, and he looked at the two of them with interest: ”Two old miscellaneous skins, do you really think the little master has fallen into your trap?”
Yang Dorang asked, ”Is there any bad idea, just say it.”
Xiao Lin said suddenly, ”I'm afraid you will die before I tell you.”
Yang Dasha was surprised: ”What do you mean?”
Xiao Lin asked in turn: ”Remember, I picked food for both of you?”
Dorilla Yang shook his whole body: ”You!! Did you make hands and feet in the dish?”
Yang Cock couldn't laugh anymore, he lifted Xiao Lin's collar: ”What did you say!!”
Xiao Lin smiled: ”I said I was a fool. I will go up the mountain to hunt for treasure tomorrow. I didn't plan to poison you today, so I didn't do anything in the food.”
This is obviously an irony, fools can hear it.
Gorilla Yang and Cock Yang were completely panicked, and Gorilla Yang threatened even more: ”Small things! Hand in the antidote quickly!”
Xiao Lin laughed and said: ”Yes, yes, I should hand over the antidote, then help you detoxify, and finally let you kill me, what do you say? Don't forget, you have to rely on me to hunt for treasures and dare not poison Kill me, but I don’t have to rely on you to hunt for treasures. I naturally dare to poison you to death.”
Yang Cock actually laughed: ”Yes, right, right, you say we are poisoned, we are poisoned, you can poison with just one mouth.”
Dorilla Yang also said: ”Yes! Your kid is bluffing us.”
Xiao Lin's tone turned cold: ”You are indeed not poisoned, and there is no pain at all three inches below your left rib. You don't have to touch that place, anyway, you are not poisoned.”
When Xiao Lin finished saying that he didn't need to touch it, the two of them couldn't help but touch the place Xiao Lin said.
Xiao Lin had used this trick against Yan Feixue a long time ago, and now he has repeated the old trick and the method is quite skilled.
The two of them were really in the middle of the game, and they couldn't help feeling under their ribs. After a while, the two of them looked like ashes. You look at me and I look at you, but they can't say a word.
At this time, Xiao Lin happened to add fuel to the fire: ”It's okay. Although there is a slight numbness, I will die after a cup of tea. You will kill me ten times in this period of time.”
Although verbally let them kill himself, Xiao Lin predicted that the two would not dare to do it. Otherwise, who would ask for the antidote?
The shrewd Yang Cock had a sullen face: ”What do you... want?”
Xiao Lin's face was relaxed and freehanded: ”From what I see, you two should give me the antidote now, and then pound your shoulders and massage your feet, so that you can serve the young master, then make a poisonous oath and listen forever. My words, otherwise it’s a big deal to die together, and it’s not a loss to have you with me.”
Yang Cock gritted his teeth and said, ”What if I detoxify you but you don't detoxify us?”
Xiao Lin was extremely patient and said, ”Then you mean, instead of detoxifying me first, I will detoxify you first?”
Yang Cock and Yang Dorang looked at each other, and then approached Xiao Lin, not daring to make a mistake, after all, they did not dare to bet their lives.
They both secretly thought in their hearts at the same time: Can't you take the medicine and kill him? It's just taking a poisonous oath, and making a poisonous oath is easier for both of them than taking a pee.
Thinking about this, the two of them took out the antidote and fed it to Xiao Lin, and then knelt on the ground and made an oath more poisonous than the poisonous widow.
After a while, Xiao Lin resumed his whereabouts. He moved his limbs and said with a smile: ”Brothers Yang's antidote really works.”
Yang Cock said respectfully: ”Yes, yes, your old man's antidote must be better.”
Xiao Lin pretended to be stupid: ”What is the antidote?”
The two of them turned pale for a moment, and they would rather be jade broken, but then Xiao Lin suddenly smiled and said, ”I am teasing you.”
After speaking, Xiao Lin took out two small bottles from his arms and sighed: ”Actually, the antidote is on me. Why don't you two search your body? How stupid.”
Yang Gorilla was furious, but did not dare to attack, rushed forward, grabbed the small bottle, and poured the medicine into his mouth.
When Yang Cock saw this, his face changed greatly: ”Why are you eating so much!!”
Yang Dorilla said: ”I am big, so I should eat more.”
Yang Cock kicked Yang Gorilla's ass, and then grabbed the remaining pills and swallowed them all. Only then did he reveal his hideous face and said to Xiao Lin: ”Little bastard, I see where you are going this time! ”
Xiao Lin didn't panic at all on his face: ”You touch that place again and try to see if it hurts.”
The two of them looked like, and it really didn't hurt. Yang Dasha smiled and said, ”This antidote is very good!”
Yang Cock smiled grimly: ”Now you...”
Before he could say where he was going, Xiao Lin interrupted: ”When I asked you to touch that place before, it was when the blood and qi were meeting. Everyone would feel pain, but now the blood and qi have gathered, so it doesn't hurt.”
Yang Cock suddenly realized: ”What a bastard! So I was lying to Laozi!”
Xiao Lin held his stomach and smiled and said: ”Old miscellaneous, you don't want to think about it. How could I help you pick up a vegetable and then poison it? My technique is not so clever, and if I really poison, why not just treat you poison?”
Yang Gorilla and Yang Cock were inexhaustible when they knew they were deceived.
Especially Yang Yang, raised his hand to kill with a knife: ”Good boy! Although your poison is depleted, but you are still weak for half an hour, I will kill you immediately!”
Xiao Lin said innocently: ”Oh? Really?”
Yang Cock said grimly: ”Nature is fake. I will never cut off your tongue first, then break your limbs, and finally soak you in salt water. I will never do it.”
Xiao Lin pretended to be afraid: ”No! I'm really scared.”
Yang Dorilla has already walked towards Xiao Lin, his face is terrifying to the extreme: ”Don't be afraid, I Yang Dorilla will not let you die.”
Although the opponent was coming fiercely, Xiao Lin didn't mean to run away at all. He just stayed where he was, but said something in his mouth: ”One, two, three, four, five...”
By the time Ji Chen read the seventh, Yang Dasha's sword was less than three inches from Xiao Lin's neck, but at this moment, his sword stood straight in the air, and at the same time, his huge body fell to the ground and his whole body twitched. , Foaming at the mouth, like an evil spirit.
Yang Cock was shocked: ”This...what is going on?”
Xiao Lin laughed loudly, turned upside down and sat on the table: ”It was not poisonous when I picked you up before, but the antidote you rushed to eat was poisonous. Do you understand that?”
Yang Cock became angry and jumped on the ground. The sharp five claws hit Xiao Lin's throat, but the others were completely weak when they were still in the air. They fell directly to the ground, knocking out several teeth.
Xiao Lin clapped his palms: ”Hahaha... Now Yang Rooster has become a toothless rooster, which is interesting and interesting.”
Just as Xiao Lin was overwhelmed, a cold voice suddenly came from outside the window: ”Two old fritters were slapped by a kid, and you lost all the faces of Death Valley!”
Xiao Lin was surprised in vain: ”Who?!”