Part 18 (1/2)

-Wherever you go for whatever reason, it will turn out you should have been there last week

-When you buy so, it's always a seller's , it's always a buyer'sto the saets you further than education or brains -Money is not the root of all evil

-Every so often you ought to do soerous It doesn't have to be physical

-Patience is a virtue Impatience is a virtue, too

-All h they were under the law

-The people rite poetry are no smarter than the rest of us, and don't let them make you think they are

-Patriotism is only an admirable trait when the person who has a lot of it lives in the sa wrong is nowhere near as good as doing it right in the first place

-If you want soe what you want

-The only way to live is as though there were an answer to every probleh there isn't

-New developments in science and new inventions in industry don't usually improve our lives much; the most we can hope is that they'll help us stay even

-You o to all the trouble it takes to be different

-It is i felt sorry for

-One of the best things about life is that we are happy more than we are unhappy

-Not e our lives on purpose; we are all permanent victih this were not true

The Following Things are True A great number of people are unsure of what's true and what isn't From time to time, in an effort to help those who are confused, I present lists of things that are true Herewith: -Morethan too short

-In spite of any recession, prices always go up They o up

-If Beethoven was played as loud as rock music, I wouldn't like that, either

-People don't think they really look like pictures of themselves

-You don't see as es as you used to

-Chinese food isn't as popular as it enty years ago Here, I mean It's just as popular as ever in China

-Self-service hasn't as station attendant always screws the cap back on the tank tighter than I do

-If there was no crio out of business

-Considering how poor they say they are in Russia these days, it's surprising how many of them wear those mink hats

-Ih to shake your faith in deh drops aren't

-We're all a little prejudiced about so

-We make more friends than we have tiht, so it evens out

-Believing there are differences in races doesn't ly souilty can say he didn't do it

-There's a delicate balance between the pleasure of being with people and the pleasure of being alone

-Things are at their worst when you can't sleep in the ht

-A lot of people spend toocareful

-People who say that breakfast is their favoriteup and down off the floor is easier when you're young

-It doesn't snow as much as it used to and, further you , it's absolutely certain that you've forgotten so spaces set aside for them

-We all assuer-but probably not

-Licking a sta to do

-No matter where you stood, the war in Vietnam was one of the worst episodes in Aet so used to what everyone looks like in their clothes that you don't think about what anyone looks like naked-and it's a good thing

-When checking a cookbook, look for the noun, not the adjective For molasses cookies, don't look for ”molasses” Look under ”Cookies, lish

-Generally speaking, shoes don't fit very well We just get used to where they hurt

-Cheerleaders with short skirts and aphones are out-of-date and have no effect whatsoever on the perfor

-People use coffee tables a lot azines on than they use them to put coffee on, but the na rooh is too tall to eat from comfortably, but that's what h and the chair is too low