Part 9 (1/2)

Eternally and everlastingly in trouble--that was Sammy Durgan.

Nothing much else the matter with him--just trouble. Brains all right; only, as far as the Hill Division could make out, the last thing Sammy Durgan ever thought of doing was to give his brains a little exercise to keep them in condition. But, if appalling in his irresponsibility, Sammy Durgan nevertheless had a saving grace--no cork ever bobbed more buoyantly on troubled waters than Sammy Durgan did on his sea of adversity. Sammy Durgan always came up smiling. He had a perennial sort of cheerfulness on his leathery face that infected his guileless blue eyes, while a mop of fiery red hair like a flaming halo kind of guaranteed the effect to be genuine. One half of you felt like kicking the man violently, and the other half was obsessed with an insane desire to hobn.o.b with him just as violently. Sammy Durgan, to say the least of it, was a contradictory proposition. He had an ambition--he wanted a steady job.

He mentioned the matter to Regan one day immediately following that period in his career when, doing odd jobs over at the station, he had, in filling up the fire buckets upstairs, inadvertently left the tap running. The sink being small and the flooring none too good, a cherished collection of Regan's blue-prints in the room below were reduced to a woebegone ma.s.s of sticky pulp. Sammy Durgan mentioned his ambition as a sort of corollary, as it were, to the bitter and concise remarks in which the fat little master mechanic had just couched Sammy Durgan's ubiquitous discharge.

Regan didn't stop breathing--he had dealt with Sammy Durgan before.

Regan smiled as though it hurt him.

”A _steady_ job, is it?” said Regan softly. ”I've been thinking so hard daytimes trying to place you in a railroad job and still keep railroading safe out in this part of the world that I've got to dreaming about it at nights. Last night I dreamt I was in a foundry and there was an enormous vat of red, bubbling, liquid iron they'd just drawn off the furnace, and you came down from the ceiling on a spider web and hung over it. And then I woke up, and I was covered with cold sweat--for fear the web wouldn't break.”

”Regan,” said Sammy Durgan, blinking fast, ”you don't know a man when you see one. You're where you are because you've had the chance to get there. Mind that! I've never had a chance. But it'll come, Regan.

And the day'll come, Regan, when you'll be down on your knees begging me to take what I'm asking for now, a steady job on your blessed railroad.”

”Mabbe,” said Regan, chewing absently on his blackstrap; and then, as a sort of afterthought: ”What kind of a job?”

”A steady one,” said Sammy Durgan doggedly. ”I dunno just what, but----”

”H'm!” said Regan solicitously. ”Well, don't make up your mind in a hurry, Durgan--I don't want to press you. When you've had a chance to look around a little more, mabbe you'll be able to decide better--what?

Get out!”

Sammy Durgan backed to the door. There he paused, blinking fast again:

”Some day I'll show you, Regan, you and all the rest of 'em, and----”

”Get out!” said the little master mechanic peremptorily.

And Sammy Durgan got out. He was always getting out. That was his forte. When he got in, it was only to get out.

”Some day,” said Sammy Durgan--and the Hill Division stuck its tongue in its cheek. But Sammy Durgan had his answer to the blunt refusal that invariably greeted his modest request for a fresh job.

”Listen here,” said Sammy Durgan, with a firm hold on the overalls'

strap of, it might be, the bridge foreman he was trying to wheedle a time check out of. ”'Twas Regan fired me first, but he was in a bad humor at the time; 'twas the steam hose I was was.h.i.+ng out boiler tubes with in the roundhouse got away from me, and it was accidental, though mabbe for the moment it was painful for him. It just shows that if you get fired once it sticks to you. And as for them baggage checks out to Moose Peak, they weren't no family, they was a tribe, about eighteen kids besides the pa and ma, and fourteen baggage cars full of trunks.

_He_ was a little bow-legged fellow with a scared look, and he whispers where he wants the checks for about three minutes before train time, then _she_ comes in, bigger'n two elephants, scorches him through a pair of gla.s.ses she carries on a handle, and orders 'em checked somewhere else. Say, was I to blame if some of them checks in the hurry didn't get the first name I'd written on 'em scratched out? And over there to the station the time Regan's office got flooded 'twasn't my fault. If you get fired once, you keep on getting fired no matter what you do. I turned the tap off. It was one of them little devils of call boys turned it on again. But do you think any one would believe that? They would not--or I'd have mentioned it at the time.

If there's any trouble anywhere and I'm around it's put onto me. And there's Mrs. Durgan back there to Big Cloud. She ain't very well.

Cough's troubling her more'n usual lately, and worrying about the rent not being paid ain't helping her any. Say, you'll give me a job, won't you?”

Sammy Durgan got the job.

Now, as may be inferred, Sammy Durgan did not always adhere strictly to the truth--not that he swerved from it with vicious intent, but that, like some other things, trouble for instance, the swerving had grown, as it were, to be a habit. Mrs. Durgan did not have a cough, neither was she worrying about the unpaid rent. Mrs. Durgan, speaking strictly in a physical sense, was mightiest among women in Big Cloud, and on the night the story proper opens--a very black night for Sammy Durgan--Sammy Durgan was sitting on Mrs. Durgan's front door step, and the door was locked upon him. Sammy Durgan, paradoxical as it may sound, though temporarily out of a job again and with no job to be fired from, was being fired at that moment harder than he had ever been fired before in his life--and the firing was being done by Mrs. Durgan.

It had been threatening for quite a while, quite a long while, two or three years, but it none the less came to Sammy Durgan with something of a shock, and he gasped.

Mrs. Durgan was intensely Irish, from purer stock than Sammy Durgan, and through the window Mrs. Durgan spoke barbed words:

”'Tis shame yez should take to yersilf, Sammy Durgan, if yez had the sinse to take annything--the loikes av yez, a big strong man! 'Tis years I've put up wid yez, whin another woman would not, but I'll put up wid yez no more! 'Tis the ind this night, Sammy Durgan, an' the Holy Mither be praised there's no children to blush fer the disgrace yez are!”

”Maria,” said Sammy Durgan craftily, for this had worked before, ”do I drink?”

Mrs. Durgan choked in her rage.