Part 15 (2/2)

But Viridis explained that she had to meet some people there to discuss business. Dorinda rode home with the friends who had brought her.

The Little Rock Travelers, cellar-dwellers in the Southern a.s.sociation, were losing to the Memphis Chicks at Travelers Field in Kavanaugh Park, and there were only about three hundred in the bleachers, so she spotted Irvin Bobo without much difficulty, sitting by himself behind first base. There weren't many women there at all, a few wives, and thus Irvin Bobo was surprised when she sat down beside him. He had swapped the familiar, grimy felt bowler he'd worn at all the executions for a more seasonal straw hat, but this one also had the band and crown stained with much sweat, and beneath it he wore the same green celluloid eyeshade he apparently slept in. Up close, in the sunlight, she saw that his dark, Chaplinesque mustache was stained yellow-brown by cigarette smoke. She had never seen his eyes before. Had anyone? They were tiny and dull and empty.

”My goodness,” she exclaimed. ”Aren't you Irvin Bobo?”

He looked her up and down. ”Do I know you?”

”Why, yes!” she cooed. ”I'm the star reporter of the Gazette, and I've been to almost every one of your jobs.” She laughed gaily. ”'Jobs' isn't the right word, is it?”

He was looking at her closely, and his tiny old eyes in their green shadow showed a spark of recognition. ”Yeah, I 'member you! You was that lady jumped up and give me trouble when I was doing my duty on that white man.”

She resisted the impulse to explain to him that he hadn't exactly been doing his duty when she had given him trouble. ”Yes, you scared me,” she confessed. ”I thought you were supposed to wait until the warden got back, and you went ahead and pulled the switch. I didn't realize you were just kidding. Looking back now, I have to laugh.” She did have to laugh, and she laughed, and then she opened her large handbag and took out the quart bottle of James E. Pepper bourbon, wrapped in brown paper. ”Remember you offered me a drink?” she asked him. ”Well, now I'm going to return the favor.”

”Here's the pitch,” Bobo told her and directed her eyes toward the field, where a man was winding up his body into a leg-lifted dance. The man threw the ball, and Bobo stood up, yelling, ”That was a clean strike, G.o.ddammit! 'scuse me.”

She stood alongside him. He was actually shorter than her. ”A clean strike, G.o.ddammit,” she agreed.

They sat down, and she began uns.c.r.e.w.i.n.g the cap on the bottle. Irvin Bobo was looking around to see if any neighbors were watching. ”We aint supposed to drink in the ballpark,” he informed her. ”And I don't drink anyhow except before I have to do a job.”

”You've got two jobs to do tonight,” she reminded him. She brought out of her handbag two small metal jiggers and demonstrated how it was possible to hold and drink one inconspicuously.

In the course of the afternoon Viridis measured out nearly the whole quart of bourbon to Irvin Bobo, retaining only enough in her own jigger to give the semblance of conviviality. She even learned a few things about baseball: the manager has to decide whether to leave a pitcher in even if the pitcher is getting killed.

In the second game of the doubleheader Irvin Bobo began to lose interest, although the Travelers were winning. He tried to watch the field with one eye closed and then the other, but he could not see the field clearly. All he could see was the jigger in his hand, which she kept full. ”You called me a monster,” he mumbled.

She asked him what he had said, and he mumbled it again, and she recalled having said that. She patted his knee and left her hand there while she apologized. ”I didn't mean you. I meant that awful boss of yours, Warden Burdell.”

”Yeah, now he was a monster,” Bobo agreed.

”He shouldn't have tried to make you kill a white man,” she sympathized. ”That wasn't fair.”

”No, it sure wudn't. Burdell was a bastud.”

”He's gone,” she reminded him. ”Yeager won't make you kill a white man.”

Irvin Bobo made a sound that, she guessed, was the best approximation of a laugh he could manage. ”I gotta choose who they tell me to choose,” he said, or she thought he said, not hearing him clearly. Thinking about his words, she realized that he had not said ”choose” but ”juice.” I gotta choose who they tell me to choose, she told herself.

The Travelers won the second game of the doubleheader, but Irvin Bobo was past cheering. He was even, she discovered, past standing. She had to hold him up. She hoped he had not driven to the ballpark; he had not, and intended to walk home. It wasn't far. Less than a mile. She offered to get a taxicab. He insisted on walking, but he fell down twice before he could get out of the park. She helped him up, dusted him off, called a taxicab, and took him home.

”Did anyone ever tell you that you look just like Charlie Chaplin?” she asked him.

”Who?” he asked, but she did not repeat herself. She realized he had never been to the movies.

In his room she offered to prepare some supper for him, but he said he wasn't hungry, he'd just like another little drink if she had any left, and if she didn't he had a pint somewhere around here. She told him that if he drank any more, he wouldn't be able to walk to the penitentiary, even though it was only a short distance down the road. He would have to eat something. In his cupboard she found a loaf of bread and a bologna sausage, which she sliced, and made three sandwiches, two for him, one for herself. She considered making coffee but then decided she didn't want him any more sober than he was now.

Making conversation to keep him paying attention, she asked, ”How much do they pay you for a job?”

”Fiff dahs,” he said.

”Only five?” she said.

”Fiffy,” he said. ”Fiffy dahs.”

”Oh,” she said. ”That's a lot. Tonight you'll make a hundred dollars.”

”Doanwannit,” he insisted. ”Doanwannit.”

She had to use the bathroom. When she returned, he was sitting on the edge of his bed, tilting up a pint bottle of his own whiskey and letting it run down his throat. ”Hey!” she said, and moved to stop him. ”You've had enough of that, now. You won't be able to walk to work.”

”Doanwanna. Doanwanna.” He groaned these sounds, then he fell over on the bed and pa.s.sed out. She shook him, and shook him harder, but could not rouse him. She glanced at the clock on the table. It was almost five. Two hours to sundown. Probably, the executioner was expected to be on the job half an hour before. She made a pot of coffee but couldn't get him to wake up and drink it. She drank some herself.

She sat on the edge of the bed beside his flopped-out body, thinking. In all truth, in all veritas, Viridis Monday was no closer to a decision than when she had walked out of the governor's office. She sat on the bed of Irvin Bobo until she had determined he probably would sleep a long time. Then she knew what she had to do.

On.

He protested when they tried to shave him again. h.e.l.l, it had only been ten days since they'd shaved him last, and he'd hardly had time to regrow anything but peach fuzz. He didn't mind so much being made bald as a doork.n.o.b for the third time, but he hated the G.o.dd.a.m.n trusty-barber, who couldn't hold his hand steady enough to keep from slas.h.i.+ng his scalp. The barber had done a bad job on Ernest, Nail could tell just by listening. Ernest hadn't liked it at all. The kid wasn't the least bit vain about his mop of red hair, and he had surprised Nail with his ideas about facing death calmly because we all have to go sooner or later, but he yelled at Fat Gill, ”I been a-cuttin my own hair since I was five year old, and aint n.o.body else never touched it! Give me that there razor, and I'll do it myself!” Fat Gill had guffawed at the thought that they'd be dumb enough to let the boy get hold of the razor. Nail, listening, had determined that Fat Gill and Short Leg were both required to hold Ernest down while the barber shaved him. They wouldn't have to hold Ernest when they put him in Old Sparky...not unless they did Nail first and made Ernest watch, and if they did that, Ernest might easily get mad or scared and start fighting. n.o.body would tell them which one was going first. Maybe they'd flip a coin at the last minute. Nail hoped that he could go last, simply because he had enough experience to bear watching Ernest get it, in a way that wouldn't be so the other way around. But try explaining this to anybody. Of course there was always a chance that Viridis had got all of those newspapermen to come back again, but Nail doubted it. He had spent a good bit of time trying to imagine how Viridis might save him this time, but he hadn't been able to come up with a single blessed notion, although he wouldn't put any thing past her: she might even set fire to the whole penitentiary to stop them. He was a little surprised at himself for being so inwardly calm, so resigned; it wasn't because he had any hope of once again being saved at the last minute but because he knew he would not be, and the only way to take it, this time, was to accept what Ernest had been preaching at him for several days now: ”We ort not to fear nothin, not even that black thing they call death. Me and you will jist not be no more, but the whole world won't be neither. It will go with us, Nail. The whole world will die when we die, don't ye see? But it has to die sooner or later, I reckon, just as we'uns all do, so one time is about as good as another. That's all time is. One time is as good as another.” The twelve witnesses, whoever they were this time, were sure going to be surprised to see both of them going to the chair so calmly. If the twelve witnesses were expecting any excitement from either one of them, they were going to be in for a letdown.

But there weren't going to be twelve witnesses, or even nine. When the head-shaving was finished, the new warden himself came down into the death hole. Yeager had impressed Nail as just maybe a little bit nicer than Burdell, although Nail knew that any man who had been the boss at Tucker Farm had to be plenty tough, or else numbskulled, and Nail hadn't seen enough of him to know which. Now Yeager was saying, ”Good afternoon, gentlemen,” and Nail couldn't tell whether he was saying ”gentlemen” politely and friendly-like or just being sarcastic.

Nail heard Ernest say, ”Howdy, Warden.” Nail just nodded his head at the warden politely, and the warden could see him, because they now had electricity down in the hole; or at least they had wired up one bulb that gave some illumination to the bas.e.m.e.nt. It was one of the new warden's ”improvements.” Now they learned of another: the warden was offering them a ”last meal.” ”Just anything you want to eat hee hee,” the warden said, the end of his sentence sounding like some kind of half-cough, half-laugh.

At neither one of Nail's previously scheduled executions had they offered him anything special to eat, or any special treatment, not even a final cigarette. He hadn't had a smoke now for six months, and no longer craved one. He wondered where the warden got this idea of a special ”last meal.” Probably he'd heard it was what they did in Tennessee or some civilized place. ”Wal, I reckon I could set my teeth into a platter of chicken'n dumplins,” Nail said.

”Me, I'd like a real honest beefsteak,” Ernest said. ”I aint never et me one of them afore.”

”We'll see what we can do about them dumplins hee hee,” said Yeager. ”Now, you boys ought to know somethin about tonight's little entertainment hee hee. So I'm gonna tell y'all. First off, there won't be no pack of reporters like last time. Just one, from the Gazette. Second off, there won't be no twelve witnesses. New law says not but six, so that's all y'all will get, okay?” The warden waited to see if either of them would comment on the new law, but neither of them did. ”And third off hee hee,” the warden resumed, ”there is a real good chance that the governor hisself will show up. I can't promise nothin, but yes, I do believe he might appear, so I want you boys to behave yourselfs and be gentlemen, okay?” Nail nodded, and, since he heard nothing from the other cell, he a.s.sumed that Ernest was nodding also. ”Now, if the governor does show up, I don't want y'all to start in to yappin at him about clemency or nothin like that. He's done made up his mind, and if y'all start beggin him and beggin him, it'll just embarra.s.s all of us hee hee. So I want y'all to just keep quiet, okay?” Again Nail a.s.sented by nodding. ”Of course hee hee, if y'all want to holler when the power comes on, y'all just go ahead and holler, won't n.o.body care. That's expected of y'all anyhow hee hee, aint it?” Nail took the question to be rhetorical and did not even nod. The new warden went on, ”I aint never watched a execution before, myself. You have, aint you, Chism?” Nail nodded. ”Don't you men that get executed generally start in to carryin on and screamin and all, hee hee?”

”Sometimes,” Nail said, and then asked, ”Which one of us are ye aimin to do first?”

”Good question, Chism hee hee,” Yeager said. ”I really aint given it no thought. Got any preference hee hee?”

”I'd 'preciate it if you'd do him first,” Nail said.

Nail heard Ernest agree. ”Yeah, do me first. I don't want to watch you'uns do Nail.”

The warden looked back and forth between the two of them in their separate cells, trying to stand midway between them. He leaned toward Nail and asked, ”You scared to go first? Or you still think somebody's gonna save you a third time hee hee?”

”Nossir, I jist don't want Ernest to have to watch me.”

”Let me think about it,” the warden said. ”I caint promise nothin hee hee.” He went back upstairs.

Later in the afternoon Jimmie Mac came, but he was still pretending that Nail didn't exist. He only wanted to see if Ernest was ready to be baptized. He had been working on Ernest all week, trying to baptize him. Jimmie Mac had even got to the point where he was willing to go ahead and baptize Ernest even if Ernest would not confess and repent. He wanted to make one last effort. ”Son, just a few more hours and you'll stand there at those pearl-studded gates and they won't let you in,” he said. Nail couldn't hear what-all Ernest was replying, but it took him a while. They went on talking in the next cell. Ernest had told Nail that up around Timbo where he came from everybody thought you had to be totally immersed in water to be saved, and there wasn't noplace around this pen where they could totally immerse you, and he didn't care to be sprinkled, although he didn't exactly mind it neither, it probably wasn't any worse than getting your head shaved. Finally Nail heard Jimmie Mac saying, ”Son, you'll never regret this,” and then some more talking, and then Jimmie Mac said real loud, ”In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost, amen,” and then it was silent for a while before Jimmie Mac asked, ”Don't you feel like shouting?” Nail didn't hear what Ernest answered, but it wasn't a shout.

At suppertime, sure enough, they brought Nail a platter of chicken and dumplings, and Ernest an honest-to-G.o.d porterhouse with all the tr.i.m.m.i.n.gs. Those prison folks in Tennessee, or wherever it was, sure had the right idea. As Ernest put it, ”By gonnies, I'd let 'em 'lectercute me ever night if they'd feed me like this aforehand.”

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