Part 13 (1/2)

”I wonder if she'll ever--” wondered Gran'ma Mullins.

”I d'n know. If folks talk about a marriage long enough, it usually ends up that way. Doctor Carter and Mrs. Macy has been kind of jumping at each other and then running away for fifteen years or so. They say he'd like her money, but he hates to be bothered with her.”

”She wouldn't like to be bothered with him, either,” said Gran'ma Mullins.

”I know,” said Susan. ”That's what's making so few people like to get married nowadays. They don't want to be bothered with each other.”

Mrs. Lathrop fixed her little, black, beady eyes hard on Susan.

Susan stared straight ahead.

IX

SUSAN CLEGG'S PRACTICAL FRIEND

”Mrs. Sperrit can't stand it no longer, and she's going visiting,”

announced Susan Clegg to the three friends who, seated together on Mrs.

Macy's piazza, had been awaiting her return from down-town. Both Mrs.

Macy and Gran'ma Mullins were now back in their own houses after the temporary absence due to the cyclone, and Mrs. Lathrop and she who might yet be her daughter-in-law were reestablished as their paying guests.

”Why, I never knew that Mr. Sperrit was that kind of a man,” said Gran'ma Mullins, opening her eyes very wide indeed. ”I wouldn't say he's han'some, and I wouldn't say he's entertaining; but I always thought they got on well together.”

”He isn't that kind of a man a _tall_,” rejoined Susan, who had been holding one hatpin in her mouth while she felt for the other, but now freed herself of both. ”It's just that Mrs. Sperrit's sick of all this clutter of mending up after the cyclone. She says she's nervous for the first time in her life and has got to have a change. She says the carrying off of the barn and its never being heard from any more has got on her nerves somehow, even if it was only a barn. She says G.o.d forgive her and not to mention it to you, Mrs. Macy, but she wishes every hour of her life as the cyclone had took you and left their barn, because the barn had her sewing-machine in it, and she'd as leave be dead as be without that sewing-machine.”

”Where--?” mildly interpolated Mrs. Lathrop.

”Mr. Sperrit says wherever she likes. He's been upset by the barn too, because it had his tool-chest in it, and he's such a handy man with his tools that he feels for her in a way as not many women get felt for.”

”Where does--?” began Gran'ma Mullins.

”She didn't know at first, but now she thinks she'll go and stay with her cousin. She hasn't had much to do with her cousin for years, and she says she feels as maybe the barn was a judgment. She never got along well with her cousin. She says her cousin was pretty, with curls, and she herself was freckled, with straight hair, and so it was only natural as she always hated her. I don't feel to blame her none, for curls is very hard on them as is born straight-haired. But there was more reasons than one for Mrs. Sperrit not to get along with her cousin, and she says it never was so much the curls as it was her not being practical. Mrs.

Sperrit is practical, and she's always been practical, and her cousin wasn't. They didn't speak for years and years.”

”Whatever set 'em at it again?” asked Mrs. Macy.

”Well, Mrs. Sperrit says it come by degrees. She says she first noticed as her cousin was trying to make up about five years ago, but she thought she'd best wait and be sure. Mrs. Sperrit's practical; she don't never look in anywhere until she's leaped around the edge enough to know what she's doing. She says her cousin named her first boy Gringer, which is Mrs. Sperrit's family name; but then, it is the cousin's family name, too, so she didn't pay any attention to that. Then she named her first girl Eliza, which, as we know, is Mrs. Sperrit's own name, but seeing as it was the name of the grandmother of both of them, she didn't pay any attention to _that_, either. Then she named the second boy Sperrit, which was a little pointed, of course; and Mrs. Sperrit says if her cousin had been practical, she would certainly have thought that the Sperrits ought to have given the child something. But she wasn't and didn't, and they didn't. Then she named the second girl Azile--which is Eliza spelt backwards--and Mrs. Sperrit says it was the spelling of Eliza backwards as first showed her how awful friendly her cousin was trying to get to be. Then, when she named the third boy Jacob, after Mr. Sperrit, and the fourth boy Bocaj--which is Jacob spelled backwards--Mrs. Sperrit says that it was no use pretending not to see.

Besides, naming the baby Bocaj just did go to her heart, particularly as the baby wasn't very strong, anyway. So since then the Sperrits has sent 'em a turkey every Thanksgiving and a quarter apiece to the children every Christmas.”

”What's she named the other children?” asked Mrs. Macy with real interest.

”Why, there ain't no more yet. Bocaj is only six months old.”

”Oh, then they ain't sent no turkey yet!” exclaimed Mrs. Macy.

”No, not yet, but when they begin, they'll keep it up steady. And now Mrs. Sperrit says she'll go and visit and see for herself how things are. She's not very hopeful of enjoying herself, for she says visiting a person as isn't practical is most difficult. She knows, because when she taught school, she used to board with a family as was that way. She says she kept the things she bought then, and she shall take 'em all to her cousin's. She says when you stay with any one as isn't practical, you must take your own spirit-lamp, and teapot, and kettle, and tea, and matches, and a small blanket, and pen and ink, and a box of crackers, and a sharp knife, and some blank telegrams, and a good deal of court-plaster, and a teacup, and sugar if you take it, and a ball of good heavy string, and your own Bible, and a pillow. And never forget to wear your trunk-key round your neck, even if you only go down-stairs to look at the clock. She's got all those things left over from her school-teaching days. She says everything always comes in handy again some time if you're practical, and she thanks G.o.d she's practical.”

”I don't think that I should care to visit that way,” said Gran'ma Mullins thoughtfully. ”I wouldn't say I wouldn't, and I wouldn't say I couldn't, but I don't think--”