Part 103 (1/2)

That there is a falsehood in his looks, I must and will deny: They tell their Master is a knave, And sure they do not lie.

On A Suicide

Earth'd up, here lies an imp o' h.e.l.l, Planted by Satan's dibble; Poor silly wretch, he's d.a.m.ned himsel', To save the Lord the trouble.

On A Swearing c.o.xcomb

Here cursing, swearing Burton lies, A buck, a beau, or ”Dem my eyes!”

Who in his life did little good, And his last words were ”Dem my blood!”

On An Innkeeper Nicknamed ”The Marquis”

Here lies a mock Marquis, whose t.i.tles were shamm'd, If ever he rise, it will be to be d.a.m.n'd.

On Andrew Turner

In se'enteen hunder'n forty-nine, The deil gat stuff to mak a swine, An' coost it in a corner; But wilily he chang'd his plan, An' shap'd it something like a man, An' ca'd it Andrew Turner.

Pretty Peg

As I gaed up by yon gate-end, When day was waxin' weary, Wha did I meet come down the street, But pretty Peg, my dearie!

Her air sae sweet, an' shape complete, Wi' nae proportion wanting, The Queen of Love did never move Wi' motion mair enchanting.

Wi' linked hands we took the sands, Adown yon winding river; Oh, that sweet hour and shady bower, Forget it shall I never!

Esteem For Chloris

As, Chloris, since it may not be, That thou of love wilt hear; If from the lover thou maun flee, Yet let the friend be dear.

Altho' I love my Chloris mair Than ever tongue could tell; My pa.s.sion I will ne'er declare-- I'll say, I wish thee well.

Tho' a' my daily care thou art, And a' my nightly dream, I'll hide the struggle in my heart, And say it is esteem.

Saw Ye My Dear, My Philly

Tune--”When she cam' ben she bobbit.”