C46 (1/2)
F * ck your grandpa, you lied to me the moment you came out. Do you think I have a face that gets slaughtered? Why are you trying to lie to me like this?
I was almost infuriated to the point of laughing out loud. This was a helpless and bitter smile. I looked at him and calmly said, ”Leader, do you think that I have some bad luck?”
The slovenly Daoist Priest circled around me a couple of times, then shook his head and sighed, ”This little brother has gone black, his face is pale, and the yang energy in his body is gradually weakening. He must have collided with something unclean. If we don't resolve this earlier, I'm afraid your life will be in danger …”
The slovenly Daoist Priest's few words made my heart tremble, and I almost believed him. However, he was quite stupefied, and he was quite accurate, because recently, I had indeed run into some unclean things. If I hadn't chatted with the big brother who set up the stall for a long time and found out about the tricks of these fortune-telling films, I would have definitely believed him, just like that old man, who was cheated for two hundred yuan.
I turned my head to look at the big brother who was setting up the stall. That big brother chuckled at me and didn't say anything. He even signaled me with his eyes, telling me to be on guard and be on guard against being cheated.
It was impossible for me to be fooled again. I was bored and started arguing with the slovenly guy. I lazily said, ”Why don't you tell me what kind of dirty things I collided with?”
The Sloppy Daoist's expression became serious. He looked at the stall's elder brother and then moved close to my ear. He whispered, ”This little brother, can we have a word?”
I thought, ”I will just borrow one step at a time. I definitely won't fall for that trick and see if you can still call me a plaything.” I immediately followed the slovenly Daoist to a corner where there weren't many people as I urged him, ”Then you can say it now, right?”
The slovenly Daoist said, ”Little brother, you are not trying to scare this one off. The dirty thing you ran into is not simple at all, and the yang energy in your body cannot be any weaker. If this humble Daoist is not wrong, you will not even see tomorrow's sun.”
Oh wow, this slovenly Daoist Priest really knows how to trick people, he started off with an attack, but it scared me to death. I then revealed an impatient expression, and said: ”Just what kind of powerful thing did I encounter, tell me? Don't keep saying that's useless. ”
The slovenly Daoist Priest began to appear mysterious. His expression became extremely solemn as he moved close to my ear and said two words, ”Demonic Ghost!”
When I heard those two words, my body couldn't help but tremble as I looked at the slovenly Daoist Priest's face. His expression was very grave and didn't seem like he was joking.
This concerns your life. Tell this poor Taoist, have you been to any places with dense yin qi recently, and have you provoked any things that you should not have, so just tell me, and this poor Taoist will be able to cure you, and help you drive away the ghost. ”
I almost believed it again, but I came up with an idea to determine whether this slovenly monk was real or not. So I said, ”I say, sir, are you going to charge me for my fortune?”
The slovenly Daoist laughed and said, ”You have to accept this money. This Penniless Priest will help you get rid of this calamity, so you have to show that you don't want it, right? ”We can't just let this poor Taoist waste his time, can we?”