Chapter 63: It’s Really Hard Being Too Handsome! (2/2)

“No! Boss, what I am saying is, there’s a pretty girl downstairs. Her ‘this’ are very big!” The fatty used both his hands and pointed at his chest area as he elaborated to Cheng Yu.

“Look at them, just because of a beautiful woman, they have all turned into hungry animals. Can’t even resist such temptations. She’s here to find me. Can you see any excitement from my face?” Cheng Yu knew that the woman had come as he said disdainfully to the fatty. He wished he could forget the scene where he saw Lan Ya and he was excited to the point of spitting out what he just drank.

“Brother Yu, Brother Yu!” At this moment, a frail looking fellow came running over shouting excitedly.

“Brother Yu, there’s a pretty lady outside looking for you!” The frail fellow looked at Cheng Yu in worship.

“F*ck! Boss, that lady is really here to find you?” When he heard what the fellow had said, fatty was truly surprised.

“You think your boss would be boasting? You think with my face, I would need to boast about such a thing to you? There’s a saying ‘Once a pretty person smiles, it can help him gain the people’s admiration. With another smile, it can help him conquer the country.’ Now you know why I usually don’t smile? I am worried that the moment I smile, all of you will be fascinated by me. Those people in the Immortal World would usually address me as Brother Allure,“ Cheng Yu lied shamelessly.

“Hmph!” Cheng Yu looked towards the direction the sound came from. It was from Lin Yuhan who was showing a serious face as she snorted. It was obvious that she was not happy with Cheng Yu going around flirting with other girls.

“Xiao Hanhan, are you jealous?” Cheng Yu laughed.

“Hmph! Who’s jealous?! I am just worried that someone may die on top of a woman’s belly,” Lin Yuhan turned her head away.

“Maybe one day, I would die on top of Xiao Hanhan‘s belly? Haha!” After Cheng Yu finished laughing, he ran out to the corridor. Before that, he turned his head back and said, ”Xiao Hanhan, believe me, you are the prettiest inside my heart!”

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When he reached the ground floor, he saw Lan Ya who was wearing sunglasses standing beside a Porsche. Cheng Yu felt what he just saw was very familiar. Could it be that in this world, all women like to act like that? Yang Ruoxue was like that, and this woman was also like that! It seemed like females are like males, they both liked the feeling of showing off.

Not long ago, there was also a pretty lady who drove a sports car over and looked for Cheng Yu. Now, another one had appeared. Could it be that all the beautiful ladies in this world revolved around him?

Apart from being a bit more handsome, wealthier and being able to fight better compared to others, there was nothing else! I am the school tyrant! Why aren’t there any pretty ladies looking for me?!

“Hehe! Big Sister, I heard that you have been looking for me for the past two days. Don’t tell me that you have really fallen in love with me? Although I may seem like a mysterious man in this world, if you are being so blunt about this, it makes me feel quite embarrassed,” Cheng Yu went up to Lan Ya while speaking.

“Haha! Little Brother is still so shameless. When you sent me home previously, I remember you took advantage of me,” Lan Ya laughed while accusing Cheng Yu.

“Eh? Big Sister, how do you know it was me who sent you back? Are you trying to tell me that you were just acting drunk that day?” Cheng Yu said, acting surprised.

“Who was acting drunk? Didn’t I recognize you when I left the nightclub? For what happened next, I had no idea. However, since Little Brother is so shameless and so lecherous, how could you possibly not take advantage of me? Tell me, did you do anything to me that wasn’t supposed to be done by a child?” When she heard what Cheng Yu said, Lan Ya was stunned, as she was almost exposed before she replied hurriedly.

“So it’s like that. I almost got frightened to death. I thought that Big Sister actually remembered what happened that day and you were here today to ask me to bear responsibility. Since Big Sister doesn’t remember anything, that will be the best. However, I swear that other than touching Big Sister’s ‘big’ place and kissing your small lips, there was nothing else. For things that should happen when a male and a female were alone in the room, I didn’t do,” Since the other party didn’t wish to admit it, Cheng Yu continued acting.

“Haha! Little Brother didn’t do the thing that a male and female would do when they are alone in the room, but you still admitted that you took advantage of me. Do you think we should find a place to discuss this issue further?”

“Alright! If it’s regarding meeting the in-laws, we should really sit down and have a discussion about it. As you can see, you coming here in this way has affected my reputation. How can I still maintain my fame and integrity? Since it has come to this, let’s decide on a date to get a marriage certificate. That can serve as proof of lovers getting married,” Cheng Yu’s shamelessness reached a new level.

“Pui! Follow me into the car! If you wish to get engaged with me, it would depend on your ability, whether you can do it or not.”

“Follow you? With so many people glaring at us, if I were to follow you and drive off, how am I supposed to flirt in school again? Furthermore, I promised my teacher that I will study obediently and would no longer skip classes,” Cheng Yu said shyly.

“What nonsense! If you were a good student, then all other students would be able to get into Capital University. Are you coming or not? I wanted to let you touch me for a while. But since you are unwilling, forget it!” Lan Ya looked at Cheng Yu’s expression as she replied disdainfully. The moment she finished speaking, Cheng Yu was already sitting in the front passenger seat.

“You said it! I will decide where I get to touch. You better not deceive me. Let’s go,” Cheng Yu licked his lips.

“You really are a perverted lecher,” Lan Ya was speechless. She started the car and exited the school’s premises.

[1] – TL Note – Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf is a Chinese cartoon that airs on a children’s channel. Yes it is literally Big Big Wolf and not Big Bad Wolf.