Part 12 (1/2)

”And you are telling me----”

”That she was a very fine actress. Do you deny it, Mr. Britten?”

I rose and b.u.t.toned my coat--but the black look was in his eyes again.

”Britten,” says he, ”not in so much of a hurry, if you please. I am going round to the _Daily Herald_ this afternoon to get that five hundred. You will sit here until I return, when I shall pay you fifty of the best. Is it a bargain, Britten--have we the right to the money or have you?”

I thought upon it for a moment and could not deny the justice of it.

”Do you mean to say you did it for an advertis.e.m.e.nt?” I cried.

”The very same,” says he, ”and this night, Mabel's fond papa, the gentleman with the big eyes, Britten, will go to Hampstead and take his long-lost daughter to his breast. She makes her first appearance at the Casino Theatre to-morrow night, Britten----”

I rose and shook him by the hand.

”Fifty of the best,” said I, ”and I'll wait for them here.”

Well, I must say it was a tidy good notion, first for the pair of them to work a trick like that on the public just for the sake of letting all the world know that Mabel Bellamy was to disappear from a basket at the Casino Theatre; and secondly, dropping on the _Daily Herald_ for five hundred of the best--and getting it, too, before the story got wind.

You see, the _Herald_ lost no money, for they had a fine scoop all to their little selves, while the other papers gnashed their teeth and looked on. Nor was the whole truth told by a long way, but a garbled version about foreign coves who worked the business and bolted, and a doting father who never consented to it--and such a hash-up and hocus-pocus as would have made a pig laugh.

Whether, however, the public really took it all, or whether it resented the manner of the play, is not for me to say.

Sentiment is, after all, a very fine thing, as I told Betsy Chambers the night I gave her the anchor brooch and asked her to wear it for auld lang syne, to say nothing of the good time we had when I took her to Maidenhead in old Moss's car and pretended I was broken down at Reading with a dot-and-go-one acc.u.mulator. Of course, Moss weighed in with an interview. I wonder the sight of his ugly old mug didn't shrivel the paper it was printed on.

Anyway me and Betsy--but that's another story, and so, perhaps, I had better conclude.

VI

THE COUNTESS

To begin with, I suppose, it would be as well to tell you her name, but I only saw it once in the address-book at the Ritz Hotel in Paris, and then I couldn't have written it down for myself--no, not if a man had offered me five of the best for doing so.

You see, she gave it out that she came from foreign parts, and her husband, when she remembered that she'd got one, was supposed to be a Hungarian grandee with a name fit to crack walnuts, and a moustache like an antelope's horns set over a firegrate to speak of her ancestors. Had I been offered two guesses, I would have said that she came from New York City and that her name was Mary. But who am I to contradict a pretty woman in trouble, and what was the matter with Maria Louise Theresa, and all the rest of it, as she set it down in the visitors' book at the hotel?

I'd been over to Paris on a job with a big French car, and worked there a little while for James D. Higgs, the American tin-plate maker, who was making things s.h.i.+ne at the Ritz Hotel, and had a Panhard almost big enough to take the chorus to Armenonville--which he did by sections, showing neither fear nor favour, and being wonderful domesticated in his tastes.

When James was overtaken by the domestic emotions, and thought he would return to Pittsburg to his sorrowing wife and children, he handed me over to the Countess, saying that she was a particular friend of his, and that if her ancestors didn't sail with the Conqueror it was probably because they had an appointment at the Moulin Rouge and were too gentlemanly to break it--which was his way of tipping me the wink; and ”Britten, my boy,” says he, ”keep her out of mischief, for you are all she has got in this wicked world.”

Well, it was an eye-opener, I must say; for I hadn't seen her for more than two minutes together, and when we did meet, I found her to be just a jolly little American cha.s.sis, slim and shapely, and as full of ”go”

as a schoolgirl on a roundabout. Her idea, she told me, was to drive a Delahaye car she had hired, from Paris to Monte Carlo, and there to meet her husband with the jaw-cracking name; whom, she a.s.sured me, with the look of an angel in the blue picture, she hadn't seen for more than two years.

”Two years, Britten--sure and certain. Now what do you think of that?”

”It would depend upon your husband, madame,” said I; upon which she laughed so loud they must have heard her in the garden below.

”Why, to be sure,” says she, ”you've got there first time. It does depend upon the husband, and mine is the kindest, gentlest, most foolish creature that ever was in this world. So, you see, I am determined not to be kept from him any longer.”

”Then, madame,” said I, ”we had better start at once.”