Part 15 (2/2)

”Word gets around.”

”Fresh fellow you got here,” said Roxanne to Old Mrs. Crozier, who now came stumping into the room.

”Stop fooling around with that blind,” Old Mrs. Crozier said to me. ”Go and fetch me a drink of cool water if you want something to do. Not cold-just cool.”

”You're a mess,” said Roxanne to Mr. Crozier. ”Who gave you that shave and when was it?”

”Yesterday,” he said. ”I handle it myself as well as I can.”

”That's what I thought,” said Roxanne. And to me, ”When you're getting her water, how'd you like to heat some up for me and I'll undertake to give him a decent shave?”

That was how Roxanne took on this other job, once a week, following the ma.s.sage. She told Mr. Crozier on that first day not to worry.

”I'm not going to pound on you like you must have heard me doing to Dorothy-doodle downstairs. Before I got my ma.s.sage training I used to be a nurse. Well, a nurse's aide. One of the ones do all the work and the nurses come around and boss you. Anyway, I learned how to make people comfortable.”

Dorothy-doodle? Mr. Crozier grinned. But the odd thing was that Old Mrs. Crozier just grinned too.

Roxanne shaved him deftly. She sponged his face and neck and torso and arms and hands. She pulled his sheets around, somehow managing not to disturb him, and she pounded and rearranged his pillows. Talking all the time, pure teasing and nonsense.

”Dorothy, you're a liar. You said you had a sick man upstairs and I walk in here and I think, Where's the sick man? I don't see a sick man round here. Do I?”

Mr. Crozier said, ”What would you say I am then?”

”Recovering. That's what I would say. I don't say you should be up and running around, I'm not so stupid as all that. I know you need your bed rest. But I say recovering. n.o.body sick like you are supposed to be ever looked as good as what you do.”

I thought this flirtatious prattle insulting. Mr. Crozier looked terrible. A tall man whose ribs had shown like those of somebody fresh from a famine when she sponged him, whose head was bald and whose skin looked as if it had the texture of a plucked chicken's, his neck corded like an old man's. Whenever I had waited on him in any way I had avoided looking at him. And this was not really because he was sick and ugly. It was because he was dying. I would have felt something of the same reticence even if he had looked angelically handsome. I was aware of an atmosphere of death in the house, growing thicker as you approached this room, and he was at the center of it, like the host the Catholics kept in the box so power fully called the tabernacle. He was the one stricken, marked out from everybody else, and here was Roxanne trespa.s.sing on his ground with her jokes and her swagger and notions of entertainment.

Inquiring, for instance, as to whether there was a game in the house called Chinese checkers.

This was perhaps on her second visit, when she asked him what he did all day.

”Read sometimes. Sleep.”

And how did he sleep at night?

”If I can't sleep I lie awake. Think. Sometimes read.”

”Doesn't that disturb your wife?”

”She sleeps in the back bedroom.”

”Un-huh. You need some entertainment.”

”Are you going to sing and dance for me?”

I saw Old Mrs. Crozier look aside with her odd involuntary grin.

”Don't you get cheeky,” said Roxanne. ”Are you up to cards?”

”I hate cards.”

”Well, have you got Chinese checkers in the house?”

Roxanne directed this question at Old Mrs. Crozier, who first said she had no idea, then wondered if there might be a board in a drawer of the dining room buffet.

So I was sent down to look and came back with the board and the jar of marbles.

Roxanne set the board up over Mr. Crozier's legs, and she and I and Mr. Crozier played, Old Mrs. Crozier saying she had never understood the game or been able to keep her marbles straight. (To my surprise she seemed to offer this as a joke.) Roxanne might squeal when she made a move or groan whenever somebody jumped over one of her marbles, but she was careful never to disturb the patient. She held her body still and set her marbles down like feathers. I tried to learn to do the same, because she would widen her eyes warningly at me if I didn't. All without losing her dimple.

I remembered Young Mrs. Crozier, Sylvia, saying to me in the car that her husband did not welcome conversation. It tired him out, she said, and when he was tired he could become irritable. So I thought, If ever there was a time for him to become irritable, it is now. Being forced to play a silly game on his deathbed, when you could feel his fever in the sheets.

But Sylvia must have been wrong. He had developed greater patience and courtesy than she was perhaps aware of. With inferior people-Roxanne was surely an inferior person-he had made himself tolerant, gentle. When all he must want to do was lie there and meditate on the pathways of his life and gear up for his future.

Roxanne patted sweat off his forehead, saying, ”Don't get excited, you haven't won yet.”

”Roxanne,” he said. ”Roxanne. Do you know whose name that was, Roxanne?”

”Hmm?” she said, and I broke in. I couldn't help it.

”It was Alexander the Great's wife's name.”

My head was a magpie's nest lined with such bright sc.r.a.ps of information.

”Is that so?” said Roxanne. ”And who was that supposed to be? Great Alexander?”

I realized something when I looked at Mr. Crozier at that moment. Something shocking, saddening.

He liked her not knowing. I could tell. He liked her not knowing. Her ignorance woke a pleasure that melted on his tongue, like a lick of toffee.

On the first day she had worn shorts, as I did, but the next time and always after that Roxanne wore a dress of some stiff and s.h.i.+ny light green material. You could hear it rustle as she ran up the stairs. She brought a fleecy pad for Mr. Crozier, so he would not develop bedsores. She was dissatisfied with the arrangement of his bedclothes, always, had to put them to rights. But however she scolded, her movements never irritated him, and she made him admit to feeling more comfortable afterwards.

She was never at a loss. Sometimes she came equipped with riddles. Or jokes. Some of the jokes were what my mother would call s.m.u.tty and would not allow around our house, except when they came from certain of my father's relatives who had practically no other kind of conversation.

These jokes usually started off with serious-sounding but absurd questions.

Did you hear about the nun who went shopping for a meat grinder?

Did you hear what the bride and groom went and ordered for dessert on their wedding night?

The answers always coming with a double meaning, so that whoever told the joke could pretend to be shocked and accuse the audience of having dirty minds.

And after she had got everybody used to her telling these jokes Roxanne went on to the sort of jokes I didn't believe my mother knew existed, often involving s.e.x with sheep or hens or milking machines.

”Isn't that awful?” she always said at the finish. She said she wouldn't know this stuff if her husband didn't bring it home from the garage.

The fact that Old Mrs. Crozier snickered shocked me as much as the jokes themselves. I thought that she maybe didn't get the point but simply enjoyed listening to whatever Roxanne said. She sat with that chewed-in yet absentminded smile on her face as if she'd been given a present she knew she would like, even if she hadn't got the wrapping off it yet.

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