Part 15 (1/2)
Then, silence. Some fancied they heard in the air A weary and wandering sigh That sounded like ”--jum!” but the others declare It was only a breeze that went by.
[Ill.u.s.tration: ”THEN, SILENCE”]
They hunted till darkness came on, but they found Not a b.u.t.ton, or feather, or mark, By which they could tell that they stood on the ground Where the Baker had met with the Snark.
In the midst of the word he was trying to say, In the midst of his laughter and glee, He had softly and suddenly vanished away-- For the Snark _was_ a Boojum, you see.
SIZE AND TEARS.
[Ill.u.s.tration]
When on the sandy sh.o.r.e I sit, Beside the salt sea-wave, And fall into a weeping fit Because I dare not shave-- A little whisper at my ear Enquires the reason of my fear.
I answer ”If that ruffian Jones Should recognise me here, He'd bellow out my name in tones Offensive to the ear: He chaffs me so on being stout (A thing that always puts me out).”
Ah me! I see him on the cliff!
Farewell, farewell to hope, If he should look this way, and if He's got his telescope!
To whatsoever place I flee, My odious rival follows me!
For every night, and everywhere, I meet him out at dinner; And when I've found some charming fair, And vowed to die or win her, The wretch (he's thin and I am stout) Is sure to come and cut me out!
[Ill.u.s.tration: ”HE'S THIN AND I AM STOUT”]
The girls (just like them!) all agree To praise J. Jones, Esquire: I ask them what on earth they see About him to admire?
They cry ”He is so sleek and slim, It's quite a treat to look at him!”
They vanish in tobacco smoke, Those visionary maids-- I feel a sharp and sudden poke Between the shoulder-blades-- ”Why, Brown, my boy! You're growing stout!”
(I told you he would find me out!)
”My growth is not _your_ business, Sir!”
”No more it is, my boy!
But if it's _yours_, as I infer, Why, Brown, I give you joy!
A man, whose business prospers so, Is just the sort of man to know!
”It's hardly safe, though, talking here-- I'd best get out of reach: For such a weight as yours, I fear, Must shortly sink the beach!”--
Insult me thus because I'm stout!
I vow I'll go and call him out!
[Ill.u.s.tration]
ATALANTA IN CAMDEN-TOWN.
Ay, 'twas here, on this spot, In that summer of yore, Atalanta did not Vote my presence a bore, Nor reply to my tenderest talk ”She had heard all that nonsense before.”