Part 10 (2/2)

”All that cost ten dollars?” Barris said, grinning widely.

”Where's it located?” Arctor said.

”Not around here,” Freck said uneasily. ”Hey, f.u.c.k it, you guys.”

Pausing in his work-Barris did a lot of pausing in his work, whether anyone was talking to him or not-Barris said, ”You know, Freck, if you drop or shoot too much meth you start talking like Donald Duck.”

”So?” Freck said.

”Then n.o.body can understand you,” Barris said.

Arctor said, ”What'd you say, Barris? I couldn't understand you.”

His face dancing with merriment, Barris made his voice sound like Donald Duck's. Freck and Arctor grinned and enjoyed it. Barris went on and on, gesturing finally at the carburetor.

”What about the carburetor?” Arctor said, not smiling now.

Barris, in his regular voice, but still grinning widely, said, ”You've got a bent choke shaft. The whole carb should be rebuilt. Otherwise the choke's going to shut on you while you're driving along the freeway and then you'll find your motor is flooded and dead and some a.s.shole will rear-end you. And possibly in addition that raw gas was.h.i.+ng down the cylinder walls-if it goes on long enough-will wash the lubrication away, so your cylinders will be scored and permanently damaged. And then you'll need them rebored.”

”Why is the choke rod bent?” Arctor asked.

Shrugging, Barris resumed taking apart the carb, he did not answer. He left that up to Arctor and to Charles Freck, who knew nothing about engines, especially complex repairs like this.

Coming out of the house, Luckman, wearing a snazzy s.h.i.+rt and tight high-style Levi jeans, carrying a book and wearing shades, said, ”I phoned and they're checking to see what a rebuilt carb will set you back for this car. They'll phone in a while, so I left the front door open.”

Barris said, ”You could put a four-barrel on instead of this two, while you're at it. But you'd have to put on a new manifold. We could pick up a used one for not very much.”

”It would idle too high,” Luckman said, ”with like a Rochester four-barrel-is that what you mean? And it wouldn't s.h.i.+ft properly. It wouldn't ups.h.i.+ft.”

”The idling jets could be replaced with smaller jets,” Barris said, ”that would compensate. And with a tach he could watch his rpms, so it didn't over-rev. He'd know by the tach when it wasn't ups.h.i.+fting. Usually just backing off on the gas pedal causes it to ups.h.i.+ft if the automatic linkage to the transmission doesn't do it. I know where we can get a tach, too. In fact, I have one.”

”Yeah,” Luckman said, ”well, if he tromped down heavy on the step-down pa.s.sing gear to get a lot of torque suddenly in an emergency on the freeway, it'd downs.h.i.+ft and rev up so high it'd blow the head gasket or worse, a lot worse. Blow up the whole engine.”

Barris, patiently, said, ”He'd see the tach needle jump and he'd back right off.”

”While pa.s.sing?” Luckman said. ”Halfway past a f.u.c.king big semi? s.h.i.+t, he'd have to keep barreling on, high revs or not; he'd have to blow up the engine rather than back off, because if he backed off he'd never get around what he was trying to pa.s.s.”

”Momentum,” Barris said. ”In a car this heavy, momentum would carry him on by even if he backed off.”

”What about uphill?” Luckman said. ”Momentum doesn't carry you very far uphill when you're pa.s.sing.”

To Arctor, Barris said, ”What does this car ...”He bent to see what make it was. ”This ...” His lips moved. ”Olds.”

”It weighs about a thousand pounds,” Arctor said. Charles Freck saw him wink toward Luckman.

”You're right, then,” Barris agreed. ”There wouldn't be much inertia ma.s.s at that light weight. Or would there?” He groped for a pen and something to write on. ”A thousand pounds traveling at eighty miles an hour builds up force equal to-”

”That's a thousand pounds,” Arctor put in, ”with the pa.s.sengers in it and with a full tank of gas and a big carton of bricks in the trunk.”

”How many pa.s.sengers?” Luckman said, deadpan.

”Twelve.”

”Is that six in back,” Luckman said, ”and six in-”

”No,” Arctor said, ”that's eleven in back and the driver sitting alone in front. So, you see, so there will be more weight on the rear wheels for more traction. So it won't fishtail.”

Barris glanced alertly up. ”This car fishtails?”

”Unless you get eleven people riding in the back,” Arctor said.

”Be better, then, to lead the trunk with sacks of sand,” Barris said. ”Three two-hundred-pound sacks of sand. Then the pa.s.sengers could be distributed more evenly and they would be more comfortable.”

”What about one six-hundred-pound box of gold in the trunk?” Luckman asked him. ”Instead of three two-hundred-”

”Will you lay off?” Barris said. ”I'm trying to calculate the inertial force of this car traveling at eighty miles an hour.”

”It won't go eighty,” Arctor said. ”It's got a dead cylinder. I meant to tell you. It threw a rod last night, on my way home from the 7-11.”

”Then why are we pulling the carb?” Barris demanded. ”We have to pull the whole head for that. In fact, much more. In fact, you may have a cracked block. Well, that's why it won't start.”

”Won't your car start?” Freck asked Bob Arctor.

”It won't start,” Luckman said, ”because we pulled the carb off.”

Puzzled, Barris said, ”Why'd we pull the carb? I forget.”

”To get all the springs and little d.i.n.ky parts replaced,” Arctor said. ”So it won't f.u.c.k up again and nearly kill us. The Union station mechanic advised us to.”

”If you b.a.s.t.a.r.ds wouldn't rappity-rap on,” Barris said, ”like a lot of speed freaks, I could complete my computations and tell you how this particular car with its weight would handle with a four-barrel Rochester carb, modified naturally with smaller idling jets.” He was genuinely sore now. ”So SHUT UP!”

Luckman opened the book he was carrying. He puffed up, then, to much larger than usual; his great chest swelled, and so did his biceps. ”Barris, I'm going to read to you.” He began to read from the book, in a particularly fluent way. ” 'He to whom it is given to see Christ more real more real than any other reality ...' ” than any other reality ...' ”

”What?” Barris said.

Luckman continued reading. ” '... than any other reality in the World, Christ everywhere present and everywhere growing more great, Christ the final determination and plasmatic Principle of the Universe-' ”

”What is that?” Arctor said.

”Chardin. Teilhard de Chardin.”

”Jeez, Luckman,” Arctor said.

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