Part 5 (1/2)
”What d'ye mean, what does a feller like Mawruss know about designing?”
Abe repeated. ”Don't you fool yourself, Moe; Mawruss is a first-cla.s.s, A number one designer. He gets his idees straight from the best fas.h.i.+on journals. Then too, Moe, when it comes to up-to-date styles, I ain't such a big fool neither, y'understand. I know one or two things about designing myself, Moe, and you could take it from me, Moe, there ain't no house in the trade, Moe, which they got better facilities for giving you the latest up-to-the-minute style like we got it.”
”Sure, I know,” Moe continued; ”but as I told it you before, Abe, I ain't in the market for my fall goods now. I am now only on my way to Paris, and when I would come back it would be time for you to waste your breath.”
”I could waste my breath all I want to, Moe,” Abe rejoined. ”I ain't like some people, Moe; my breath don't cost me nothing.”
”What d'ye mean?” Moe cried indignantly. He had allowed himself the unusual indulgence of a c.o.c.ktail that morning as a corollary to a rather turbulent evening with Leon Sammet, and he had been absently chewing a clove throughout the interview with Abe.
”I mean Hymie Salzman, designer for Sammet Brothers,” Abe replied.
”There's a feller which he got it such a breath, Moe, he ought to put a revenue stamp on his chin.”
”That may be, Abe; but the feller delivers the goods. Sammet Brothers are sending him to Paris this year too, Abe. He is sailing with Leon Sammet on the same s.h.i.+p with me, Abe.”
”Well, then all I could say to you is, Moe, you should look out for yourself and don't play no auction pinocle with that feller. Every afternoon he is playing with such sharks like Moe Rabiner and Marks Pasinsky, and if he ever got out of a job as designer he could go on the stage at one of them continual performances as a card juggler yet. A three-fifty hand is the least that feller deals himself.”
”One thing is sure, Abe, you couldn't never sell me no goods by knocking Hymie Salzman.”
”I ain't trying to sell you no goods, Moe; I am only talking to you like an old friend should talk to another. When are you coming back?”
”About July 1st I should be here,” Moe replied, ”and if you want to come and see me like an old friend, Abe, you are welcome. Only I got to say this to you, Abe, I forgot them skirts long since ago already, and I wish you the same.”
When Abe entered his showroom that morning Morris Perlmutter had just arranged a high-neck evening gown on a wire model.
”Well, Abe, what d'ye think of it?” he exclaimed proudly, as he wiped his glistening brow. Abe fingered the garment's silken folds and puffed critically at a black cigar.
”What could I think, Mawruss?” he replied. ”The garment looks all right, Mawruss, and I ain't kicking, y'understand; but I tell you the honest truth, Mawruss, the way things is nowadays, Mawruss, a feller could be Elijah the Prophet already, and he couldn't tell in June what is going to please the garment buyers in September.”
Morris flushed angrily.
”I don't know what comes over you lately, Abe; nothing suits you,” he cried. ”I got here a garment which if we would be paying a designer ten thousand dollars a year yet he couldn't turn us out nothing better, and yet you are kicking.”
”What d'ye mean, kicking?” Abe rejoined. ”I ain't kicking. I am only pa.s.sing a remark, Mawruss. I am saying I couldn't tell nothing about it, Mawruss, because so far ahead of time like this, Mawruss, a garment could look ever so rotten, Mawruss, and it could turn out to be a record-seller anyhow.”
”So, Abe,” Morris broke out furiously, ”you think the garment looks rotten! What? Well, all I got to say is this, Abe; if the garment looks so rotten you should quick hire some one which could design a better one, because I am sick and tired of your kicking.”
”What's the matter, you got pepper up your nose all of a sudden, Mawruss?” Abe protested. ”I ain't saying nothing about the garment is rotten. I am only saying it gets so nowadays that in June a feller turns out a style which if we was making masquerade costumes already it would be freaky anyhow; and yet, Mawruss, it would go big in September.
You get the idee what I am talking about, Mawruss?”
”I get the idee all right,” Morris retorted with bitter emphasis. ”You got the nerve to stand there and tell me this here garment is freaky like a masquerade costume. _Schon gut_, Abe. From now on I wash myself of the whole thing. I am through, Abe. You should right away advertise for a designer.”
Abe rose wearily to his feet.
”With a touchy proposition like you, Mawruss,” he said, ”a feller couldn't open his mouth at all. I ain't saying nothing about you as a designer, Mawruss. All I am saying, Mawruss, is, a designer could be a feller which he is so high-grade like Paquin or any of them Frenchers, but if he gets his idees from fas.h.i.+on papers _oder_ the _Daily Cloak and Suit Gazette_, Mawruss, then oncet in a while he turns out a sticker.”
Morris was stripping the garment from the display form, but he paused to favour his partner with a glare.
”What would you want me to do, then?” he asked. ”Make up styles out from my own head, Abe? If I wouldn't get my idees from the fas.h.i.+on papers, Abe, where would I get 'em?”