Part Vi Part 14 (1/2)

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank G.o.d you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down...

Men Vs. Women.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing b.u.m.

If she has a boring repet.i.tive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repet.i.tive job with low pay, you should get off your a.s.s and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's s.e.xual hara.s.sment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive b.a.s.t.a.r.d.

If you thump her, it's wife bas.h.i.+ng. If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're s.e.xist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN...THEY WANT TO!!!

Musharraf Jokes.

Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was far too high and he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had the donkey he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper headlined : MUSHARRAF'S a.s.s SHOWS.

Mian Sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.

The paper read : MUSHARRAF'S a.s.s OUT IN FRONT.

His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered Mian Musharraf not to enter the donkey in another race.

The paper headline read : WIFE SCRATCHES MUSHARRAF'S a.s.s This was too much for wife. So she ordered Musharraf to get rid of the donkey. Mian Sahib decided to give it to Ben.a.z.ir.

The paper headline the next day read : BEn.a.z.iR TAKES MUSHARRAF'S a.s.s.

Followed by another on the next day : NOW BEn.a.z.iR HAS BEST a.s.s IN TOWN.

All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind of publicity. They informed Ben.a.z.ir that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500.