Part 21 (1/2)

And so the gossips departed, leaving a sting under the pinfeathers of the poor little hen mamma, who began to see that her darlings had curious little spoon-bills different from her own, and to worry and fret about it.

”My dear,” she said to her spouse, ”do get Doctor Peppercorn to to come in and look at their bills, and see if anything can be done.”

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Doctor Peppercorn came in, and put on a monstrous pair of spectacles, and said, ”Hum! Ha! Extraordinary case,--very singular!”

”Did you ever see anything like it, Doctor?” said both parents, in a breath.

”I've read of such cases. It's a calcareous enlargement of the vascular bony tissue, threatening ossification,” said the Doctor.

”O, dreadful!--can it be possible?” shrieked both parents. ”Can anything be done?”

”Well, I should recommend a daily lotion made of mosquitoes' horns and bicarbonate of frogs' toes, together with a powder, to be taken morning and night, of muriate of fleas. One thing you must be careful about: they must never wet their feet, nor drink any water.”

”Dear me, Doctor, I don't know what I _shall_ do, for they seem to have a particular fancy for getting into water.”

”Yes, a morbid tendency often found in these cases of bony tumification of the vascular tissue of the mouth; but you must resist it, ma'am, as their life depends upon it.” And with that Doctor Peppercorn glared gloomily on the young ducks, who were stealthily poking the objectionable little spoon-bills out from under their mother's feathers.

After this poor Mrs. Feathertop led a weary life of it; for the young fry were as healthy and enterprising a brood of young ducks as ever carried saucepans on the end of their noses, and they most utterly set themselves against the doctor's prescriptions, murmured at the muriate of fleas and the bicarbonate of frogs' toes, and took every opportunity to waddle their little ways down to the mud and water which was in their near vicinity. So their bills grew larger and larger, as did the rest of their bodies, and family government grew weaker and weaker.

”You'll wear me out, children, you certainly will,” said poor Mrs.

Feathertop.

”You'll go to destruction,--do ye hear?” said Master Gray c.o.c.k.

”Did you ever see such frights as poor Mrs. Feathertop has got?” said Dame Scratchard. ”I knew what would come of _her_ family,--all deformed, and with a dreadful sort of madness, which makes them love to shovel mud with those shocking spoon-bills of theirs.”

”It's a kind of idiocy,” said Goody Kertarkut. ”Poor things! they can't be kept from the water, nor made to take powders, and so they get worse and worse.”

”I understand it's affecting their feet so that they can't walk, and a dreadful sort of net is growing between their toes; what a shocking visitation!”

”She brought it on herself,” said Dame Scratchard. ”Why didn't she come to me before she set? She was always an upstart, self-conceited thing, but I'm sure I pity her.”

Meanwhile the young ducks throve apace. Their necks grew glossy like changeable green and gold satin, and though they would not take the doctor's medicine, and would waddle in the mud and water,--for which they always felt themselves to be very naughty ducks,--yet they grew quite vigorous and hearty. At last one day the whole little tribe waddled off down to the bank of the river. It was a beautiful day, and the river was dancing and dimpling and winking as the little breezes shook the trees that hung over it.

”Well,” said the biggest of the little ducks, ”in spite of Doctor Peppercorn, I can't help longing for the water. I don't believe it is going to hurt me,--at any rate, here goes.” And in he plumped, and in went every duck after him, and they threw out their great brown feet as cleverly as if they had taken rowing lessons all their lives, and sailed off on the river, away, away, among the ferns, under the pink azalias, through reeds and rushes, and arrow-heads and pickerel-weed, the happiest ducks that ever were born; and soon they were quite out of sight.

”Well, Mrs. Feathertop, this is a dispensation,” said Mrs. Scratchard.

”Your children are all drowned at last, just as I knew they'd be. The old music-teacher, Master Bullfrog, that lives down in Water-Dock Lane, saw 'em all plump madly into the water together this morning; that's what comes of not knowing how to bring up a family.”

Mrs. Feathertop gave only one shriek and fainted dead away, and was carried home on a cabbage-leaf, and Mr. Gray c.o.c.k was sent for, where he was waiting on Mrs. Red Comb through the squash-vines.

”It's a serious time in your family, sir,” said Goody Kertarkut, ”and you ought to be at home supporting your wife. Send for Doctor Peppercorn without delay.”

Now as the case was a very dreadful one, Doctor Peppercorn called a council from the barn-yard of the Squire, two miles off, and a brisk young Doctor Partlett appeared, in a fine suit of brown and gold, with tail-feathers like meteors. A fine young fellow he was, lately from Paris, with all the modern scientific improvements fresh in his head.

When he had listened to the whole story, he clapped his spur into the ground, and, leaning back, laughed so loud that all the c.o.c.ks in the neighborhood crowed.