19 Shower thoughts. (1/2)

Lady ”daaaam Dante”

Dante *shirtless in his underwear but came out anyway to see what she meant. I'm still wet from the shower.*

Lady ”...meh I meant the soon to be bride”

Dante*looks outside to see gore and blood filled city*

”I swear once she's married she's not doing this anymore.”

{even though she's literally death walking I'd rather she stayed at home and not killed shit because once in a while she fucks up if she gets hit from a blind side.}

*lily walks in covered in blood and gore*

lily”hi darling mind if I borrow the shower?”

Lady”if you weren't straight I'd hit that...”

lily(should I mention the time I fell for a tomboy and the next year she came back and had a rack and was like nope cuz I thought she was a guy? No darling might get mad even though that's before we met he's the protective possessive type.)

*I walked off to the bathroom took off my pants,hoodie, underwear and bandage bra and hopped into the shower to was the blood of*

[you know those things that yakuza and Yankee girls wear in anime that happen to be in female gangs,yeah she's not in a gang she just hates bras.]

lily”ew”

*she picks the gore out of her hair she'd been getting use to kicking ass this past year but she still couldn't get use to the chunks she'd get in her hair form time to time*