70 Chaos part 1 (1/2)

”...this hardly seems fair it's just gonna be a chick fest and things...”

*Nero eminenting angst teen vibes*

”...I'll be damed to heaven if I let Patty show up in a living doll outfit to the wedding”

(That's what your concerned about?) Nero thought to himself somewhat surprised most girls would want a giant party for their wedding day and or sweet sixteen. Heck Kyrie had a giant wedding bash with him a year ago....unfortunately lily and Dante weren't allowed to enter since ya know he shot a pope in the face in front of a mass. He felt hella awkward without his wing girl with him but he managed.

”Don't you want a big bash or something?”

*Lily just stares at Nero like he's a Martian.*

”...what makes you expect I'm normal? My wedding gowns black and purple”

*Nero makes a wtf face at her*

”what are we wearing then mind if I ask?”

Trish asks because now she's mildly confused about the apparel since she literally took traditional wedding tropes and throw em out the window.

”White cuz opposites and cuz fuck society!”

*Nero again makes a wtf face*

”...Dante a little help here?”

”Naaah”

Nero's currently wondering what in the unholy go-dam should he expect at this absolute opposite of a normal wedding he's gonna have to be forced to sit through because morals. If his wife wasn't a nun most likely he'd have none of these.