73 Guess this is a shotgun wedding (1/2)

The girls came into DmC thankfully they didn't walk into the moans of the madly in love couple because they stopped to literally fight to determine who had to teach lily to do what with the tester thing.

”...ok but how do we explain all the bruises and cuts when we weren't even on a job?”

Lady asked she lost to trish

”...blame it on local gang fighting?”

Trish offers lady just nodded true since the crime rates insane here that could cover it.

”Cool ok where are they? I don't hear anything...”

”Check upstairs it's probably safe”

Lady sighed and was about to check upstairs but Dante came down in his boxers. The girls stared at him.

”Can't I make him teach her he basically taught her everything alre- ow ow ok dam”

Trish was zapping her in the back not really strong but just enough to hurt a little.

”You two do realize she's sleeping right?

Lady wanted to backflip she really didn't wanna teach a naive straight woman about how likening dicks can get you pregnant.

”Great chat let's leave sweetie you heard the man...son of a sparda”

*she gets zapped in the boobs*

”...want us to come back in a hour?”

Dante just nodded and went back upstairs to go cuddle with his exhausted wife.

~a hour later and 10 minutes later since lady had to teach lily something~

Lady stared mouth a gap at the stick. This girl didn't lose her virginity to long ago and was already gonna have a kid thanks to Dante it's literally been four days since he popped the question.

”Lady oh no am I dying?”

(Naive lily sweet dam naive death with tits...fuck)

Lady thinks to herself.

”It's a shotgun wedding...”

”But I don't have a shotgun!”

*Lady suppresses a laugh at her*

”Dante's-dan fuck he'll explain it you sheltered little sheep”

”...baaa?”

Lady can't hold in her laughter she just breaks down and started to crack up at this naive woman. lily giggles with her since she was making a awkward attempt at a joke.