77 They got hitched while everyone is totally ignoring the mass except that one adult in the room part 1 of 5 (1/1)

Thanks to her being a complete love suck puppy she didn't have time to make any comments on anything other then her darling. Had it not been for her swooning she probably would have been annoyed by Party's dress choice. She was wearing some frilly white Lolita looking dress. Due to the argument Dante had with lady the girls didn't show up to the chapel there was still four people besides the bride and groom.

(This is odd why aren't trish and lady here?...oh sweet mother of sparda they both don't have parents to walk them down the isle I feel terrible)

[notes author chan has no idea how to correctly spell that word so there's two different variations]

(If my aunts aren't here and me and Kyrie are already hitched who does she have left to throw the git hitched flowers to?)

*looks to Patty who looks like a unicorn took a shit on her outfit wise. Then he looked at Morison who had on a normal tux*

(Wait I don't even know if he's already married would it be insulting if she threw the get hitched flowers at him? Or would it be worse if he's still single and super ancient wait a minute...how the fuck old is he cause he looks older then Dante...maybe it's the mustache...yeah it's probably the mustache it reminds me of that confusing long board game with the guy with a big hat and a mustache. Weddings are great and church cuz everyone is super quiet and I just get to sit around and think of random crap or cheer for Kyrie when she sings)

*neros pretending to pay attention to the mass while holding hands with Kyrie and totally not took him years of practice*

(...are we having pizza or classy shit for dinner?...karaoke again? Holy shit we should reenact the ending theme to the first season of blood blockade! I'm a genius that's smart high five inner me!)

*Nero's demon arm starts glowing a bit*

(Haha demon me gets it, oh crap I'm bored again quick demon me re play deadpool in my brain so I don't gotta listen to the priest he makes me sleepy)

*nero sat there thinking of movie scenes in no correct order instead of listening to the priest.*

”You may now kiss the bride”

*dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers*