80 They got hitched while everyone is totally ignoring the mass except that one adult in the room part 4 of 5 (1/2)

(...can she drink the water in Japan?”)

Inner demon ”yes”

(”Why do humans always day don't drink the water to each other whenever they leave their home country?”)

Inner demon”how the fuck should I know I'm only slightly smarter then you and that's not saying much...”

(”Fuck you to then” holy fuck I just realized I'm going to have to fucking learn how to write in Japanese because the sign might have to be in both also because literally any sign or paper might not be in English!)

Inner demon ”oh fuck your right”

(I only know how to talk like anime characters)

Inner demon”omae wa shindeiru”

(NANI?!”)

the priest found Dante smirking odd... Dante and his inner demon don't actually understand that Japanese people don't actually scream everything they say...

(Which side of the road do we drive on?)

Inner demon”...how the fuck should I know?”

(...Earthquakes might be tough on lily)

Inner demon ”we can literally protect the booty from anything”

(True...is eating bananas in public seen as gay?)

*Dante has a flashback to a conversation he had with Nero three years ago*

Nero looks at Dante since Lily's out getting groceries. Dante's eating a banana since that was all that was left in the house besides beer and empty pizza boxes.

”Don't give me that look I'm not gay...”

Feels uncomfortable since Nero's still staring him down while some Lincoln park is playing in the background. Nero's blasting the radio.

”...potassium and shit”

”Da fuck? is that sounds gay”