81 They got hitched while everyone is totally ignoring the mass except that one adult in the room part 5 of 5 (1/2)

(...I should make Dante sit through terrace house so he doesn't scream talk once we go to Japan and insult the locals because all he knows is anime...I still wish I could've gone on that world saving adventure with him)

Internally she's pouting and whining a bit since she wanted to go with him

(Wonder what I'll do without him while he's gone since I can't really kill anything in my current state, guess I'll just have to kill time with anime since Nero and the girls will be killing stuff without me...-.- booo and I can't just beg Nero to hangout with me on his free time he's got a wife to pamper....oh god I'm already thinking how lonely I'll be without darling;-; dam I wish he could stay...why did we have to be verified in the eyes of a deity when I'm a fuckin goddess? How dare anyone not approve of our Bonnie and Clyde romance!!!! AaaAaaaa!!!!)

She still got the ultimate poker face while she's literally losing her shit internally

(Brain consisting of yandere, bat shit, sane lily and motherly instinct lily(

Yandere side: RAAAAAAAAHAAAAA*running with flamethrower because of random thought and setting shit on fire*

Motherly side;-; *crys under table inside her brain*

Sane side: god dam u existential crises!!

Bat shit side: IMA GIRAFFE*dumbass sliding down a sky slope*

Sane side :...we should re name that one meme queen

~back to normal about five minutes later after the existential crisis all without her breaking that poker face~

(...it sucks having unlimited knowledge my brain just had the equivalent of whatever drugs people take to make memes happen)

At this point she catches the priest shake his head at Dante.

(Diss him again I dare you old man)

She clicked the heel of her shoes off against one of the steps revealing a small shine the shine was being caused by a concealed knife that was also acting as her heels.for the rest of the mass her absolute attention was on the priests actions but not what he was saying since well ya know she's a god and she's not the type to just hop the faith train like a certain couple since in her eyes these gods had already abandoned her from the beginning.