85 That paintball war were Neros pretty much being attacked by a puppy for half of i (1/2)

Now that his sweetheart was safe he took his jacket off of her and wiped the paint off her face.

”Thank you”

*she blushed and he passionately kissed her*

~Meanwhile~

”The end is nigh lord sparda save us”

Nero really wanted to question his nun of a wife on that statement but he's currently trying to land at least one hit on this dam puppy who keeps getting him and his girl every dam time. Not to mention he hasn't gotten the little fucker once. He's to tiny and fast. But he's pelted in the face with another paint ballon.

*awooooo*

”Dam it get back here I'm not being beat by a dog!”

Nero gets up and went to chase it but saw lily and Dante making out...possibly even about to do the thing...they were French kissing pretty long.

”Dam it get a room go-”

Suddenly a bucket of paint dumped on Nero the dog had somehow managed to get up onto one of the obstacles just to do that to Nero.kyire can't help but laugh at the situation. Lily and Dante's make out session was cockblocked bya freakin grande filled with paintballs.

*dante devil triggers and shields lily*

(Shit I forgot about those...those could actually hurt someone)

*it detonated and there was a paint explosion followed by smoke*

”VICTORY IS OURS!”

Patty screams and began jumping up and down with joy. The rest are coughing from the smoke. Lily looks a little pale but she's fine. Dante has gone back to normal and is guiding lily out of the room so she can get some air that isn't contaminated with smoke.

”You ok?”

Inner demon ”lie if she asks about the bomb thingys...”

(...fine only because we haven't been married for more then a day)

Inner demon ”WHOOO HE LIED”

(technically I haven't cause she didn't ask yet also fuck you I'm a honest man)

Inner demon ”you wonder why I'm bored”

(...bitchs get stitches)

Inner demon ”but we're the same thing”

(....fuck it's right)

”I'm good why don't we stop paintballing for a while”

”Yup wait what time is...”

(Sweet mother of Satan how's it already midnight?)

”...don't be mad but it's midnight”

”I haven't been mad in 3 years so I don't care”

Inner demon ”come on that takes the joy outta making him lie to you”

(...listen you shut your ass up)

”Wanna turn in or nah?”

(...is it ok for her to be up this long when she's...)

”I'm not scared I'm not a pussy! Also I don't wanna ruin the fun”

(...I blame the girls for the first sentence that came out of that little mouth)

”...I had karaoke but to be honest after that I got nothing I suck at planning stuff”

”Haha same though”

(Well for social stuff...what are we doing with all this god dam food and decorations though?)

(...I'm probably not getting any til morning she'll fall asleep as soon as she lays down)

Inner demon ”...that's never stopped anything that lives in hell”

(We are gentlemen not rapists)

*lily had been consuming a shit ton of sugar to keep herself from falling asleep since it's 12 in the morning*

~Meanwhile inside~