99 Day 2 (1/2)

It's 9:00 am I freaked the fuck outta Nero this morning...he came in and asked if I needed help since I didn't make breakfast like yesterday when I spent the morning puking my guts out and well he helped me out then... I greated him witha instinctive blade grab and the default stance of the claymore main girl from the anime. Forget her name...

”HOLY FUCK”

*He landed on his ass not expecting what I just did.*

”Uh shit you scared me...”

I tried to play it off like I'd been spooked. Didn't work.

”Why weren't you in bed it's right there”

*He gestured to the bed*

I don't have a back up plan. So I stare at him.

”...Lily seriously why?”

”...even I'm not sure couldn't sleep and instincts...so blade nap”

He makes a serous looking face at me I actually don't remember the last time I've ever seen that face if I ever had.

”What year is it?”

I responded since now I think he's worried I got some form of amnesia which I don't have.

”2018.”

He sighed with what I assumed was relief. And stood up and placed his hand on my shoulder. I didn't break eye contact.

”Great and what made you think that people did that in this era?”

”...I didn't think that's what happened instinct, blade nap. Miss bae”

He stared at me with a ”wtf” face. Before running his hands through his hair. It got stuck in a way that looks semi slicked back for some reason it feels oddly familiar like deja vu but I don't remember where it's from.

”okaaay how about breakfast and then a doctor yeah?”

”No there's nothing wrong with me or the kids also I hate hospitals.”

”Stop watching anime for a while maybe that's it chuunibyo gotcha”

I can't varify that's actually the case and with my unlimited knowledge because of my abilities I can undo his locks if I feel like watching tv...so I simply nod and send my blade back to the arsenal. I was going to make breakfast after that incident happened but he said he'd rather I not play with the blades and we could go to the dinner instead. It was a bit awkward I can't tell if he's mad or just thinks I'm weirder then he already did. I was actually about to ask him which it was but he talked first.

”Where you lived what was the norm there?”

”...the thing I did earlier wouldn't be considered norm nothing in this city would”

”Then why'd you pull a beserk on me”

*She tried not to laugh at the reference*

”Pretty sure I'd never count as guts”

”Fair statement”

”not gonna lie having to less demon slayers on patrol might suck...”

”It's only a week”

*She shoulder pats him*

(Fuck they bounced when she did that)

He absentmindedly looked at the jiggly jugs when they bounced Lily being naive or not giving a shit didn't say anything.

(...dam it Dante why you always attract busty lady's? Wait Mind no she's your best friend don't go to the gutter)

”Are you upset or something?”

”Huh what no why?”

”You just got really quite but ok cools”