107 Drama bomb god dam it nocturne (1/2)

”It was at this moment lily knew she fucked up”

~this line was provided to you by dmc5's Morrison who's really just Morgan freemen wearing a hat~

Nocturne's happily staring at her across the table with all the dam food on it. In the course of a single meeting she's probably racked up a months worth of debt to this dude.

(Forgive me darling for I have sinned but I'll be damed if I don't eat the strawberry shortcake!)

*steals slice of the cake hopping she doesn't get drugged as she eats it*

(Pretty....-.- lucky Dante)

*nocturnes still staring at her*

(...is this what the zoo animals feel every day cuz this is super weird for me)

”Will you join my council that I'm forming because mundus sucks at his jo- holy fuck did he just backflip?”

*he did a triple backflip while she's talking to him*

”yesss! I don't care what it is I'll do anything for you!!”

(Oh no he's bat shit....fuck daring I made a mistake)

”Okays....um what would you like to discuss since we definitely need to eat at least a quarter of all this food I don't think my sister in law will be pleased with all the waste...”

*He sat back down in his seat now with a intoxicatingly strong aura of strange happiness radiating from him*

”Anything I know as much about you as he does I only know of one thing he doesn't though...cuz he's currently gone and I'm sensing it now”

”And what might that be?”

*She's a little on edge now but holding a poker face so he won't be able to tell*

”Those are twins congrats”