111 The argument continues (1/2)

”...Nero but and here's the thing he just wants food and cosplay and possibly concerts but I can easily get Dante to get me outta that crap...”

*Nero's cinnaroll mind goes into the gutter*

”You have to dress slutty and take pictures what are you crazy?!!?!”

”...what are you smokin? No he wants me to make him cosplay for conventions cuz it's cheaper”

*fake gasps*

”Did you just insult my gender you anti feminist?”

*Nero confused stares*

”I'm confused I don't know weather to apologize or to keep ranting on the fact you goofed up...was that genuine or not because when Dante pulls this card in our arguments I can tell when he's teasing me you I can't.”

”I was yanking your chain also neat I didn't know he did that we never ever fight like not even once and it's been three years”

”Same with me and Kyrie. Isn't that what all couples are like?”

(You sweet naive little church boy no most couples have lovers corals)

”I forgot why we were fighting I'm sorry”

(This is only manageable when baes doing it ew don't touch meee-...and he's hugging me ew brains and intestinal bites are all up in my clothes now and)